A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)

[wasp69]

Isn't this one of the guys from Duck Dynasty?

Sounds like it.  Since there are cardboard cutouts of these guys around the local wally worlds here, I imagine whatever attention whore that wrote that pap created it from seeing one.

[Wineslob]

It's sad when the elderly try to be relevant.


Uh, Cali, People of Walmart.

[thundley4]

The man was overly large with a bushy beard and a camouflage shirt with the arms cut off. He had tattered shorts and lace-up work boots with no laces.

The mouthy bitch probably said something about the guy in a loud enough voice for him to hear,  and he might have said something about her being a stupid, nosy liberal bitch who was raising a son to be a faggot, and then he walked away.

[Rebel]

The mouthy bitch probably said something about the guy in a loud enough voice for him to hear,  and he might have said something about her being a stupid, nosy liberal bitch who was raising a son to be a faggot, and then he walked away.

Or, as was inferred earlier, she's a typical Prog who saw a Duck Dynasty cutout, something the left HATES, and decided to make up a story about some "Reichwing Teathuglican" harassing her child. They're all insane, so there's a chance she probably did hear the conversation going on. ...in her head. Whether or not she responded to the cutout in reality is unknown.

[wasp69]

No idea how leftists always seem to have "confrontations" when they go out shopping, it kind of seems they're looking to start fights everywhere they go.

I have yet to meet one of these obnoxious, super-badass DUmmies that can't keep their preachy mouths shut.  Every experience I have ever had at wally world has been uneventful; I just don't get it.

Then again, I do open carry...   

[NHSparky]

Cali--you live in VERMONT.  Men have longer hair than the women...unless it's armpit or leg hair, then the women have it all over the guys.

[Skul]

I have yet to meet one of these obnoxious, super-badass DUmmies that can't keep their preachy mouths shut.  Every experience I have ever had at wally world has been uneventful; I just don't get it.

Then again, I do open carry...   

So does Carlos Danger. 

[NHSparky]

So does Carlos Danger. 

Yeah, can't see that without thinking of this:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kU0XCVey_U[/youtube]

[wasp69]

So does Carlos Danger. 

[67 Rover]

I went to Walmart on the weekend, let me see how my experience went.

I parked the car, went into the store, a very nice handicapped man who just walked into the store was getting a cart, he saw me and gave me the cart, I thanked him and told him that was sweet, he told me to have a nice day, I wished him a nice day also. Stopped by the clearance cart, saw nothing, walked by the clothes section and saw some nice sales but didn't need anything, did some food shopping then went over to the craft area and picked up a few things, the store was packed and the only nuisance was 2 people who parked their carts in the middle of the aisle, I smiled excuse me, they apologized and moved their carts, I said thank you. Went to the register and paid my bill, walked out to the car and drove to my next shopping destination.

No idea how leftists always seem to have "confrontations" when they go out shopping, it kind of seems they're looking to start fights everywhere they go.

How the DUmmies conveyed the encounter.

While we were exchanging coupons and gathering our multiple EBT cards a rich Rethuglican sneered at us to move our G*d damned carts. Before we could apologize the bitch who was wearing Jimmie Chu shoes carrying a Coach bag, perfectly manicured nails and a Gucci necklace, proceeded to barge her way through hissing as she went by that us peons have no business delaying her for a moment.

[Skul]

Perfect.   

[freedumb2003b]

I went to Walmart on the weekend, let me see how my experience went.

I parked the car, went into the store, a very nice handicapped man who just walked into the store was getting a cart, he saw me and gave me the cart, I thanked him and told him that was sweet, he told me to have a nice day, I wished him a nice day also. Stopped by the clearance cart, saw nothing, walked by the clothes section and saw some nice sales but didn't need anything, did some food shopping then went over to the craft area and picked up a few things, the store was packed and the only nuisance was 2 people who parked their carts in the middle of the aisle, I smiled excuse me, they apologized and moved their carts, I said thank you. Went to the register and paid my bill, walked out to the car and drove to my next shopping destination.
 

Worst.
Bouncy.
Ever.

[Dori]

....and I'm off to check on thepeopleofwalmart.

 


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvxNgdFeWqM[/youtube]

[Ballygrl]

How the DUmmies conveyed the encounter.

While we were exchanging coupons and gathering our multiple EBT cards a rich Rethuglican sneered at us to move our G*d damned carts. Before we could apologize the bitch who was wearing Jimmie Chu shoes carrying a Coach bag, perfectly manicured nails and a Gucci necklace, proceeded to barge her way through hissing as she went by that us peons have no business delaying her for a moment.

[RobJohnson]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvxNgdFeWqM[/youtube]

 

[wasp69]

Perfect.   

 

[seahorse513]

 

I must be workin at then wrong store...I never see this stuff!!

[Tess Anderson]

Oh, THIS story. Well, turns out this mother has been committed according to the DUmmies:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023416166

Rep found this old post from the crazy woman:

I found out later in life that I had pretty severe ADHD, which is part of the reason I made things up. I preferred my richly detailed stories to what may or may not have been ACTUALLY happening. However, around the time I left high school, I had a talk with myself and decided that I would never lie again. And for two years I didn’t.
 
...

But every now and then, I get a feeling… like a tingling on the back of my neck… and it tells me that maybe now, at nearly 30 years old, I should get it under control. Maybe I’m too old for this sort of behaviour. I’m a mother now. Maybe it’s time I settled down and fell in line with the rest of the populace.
 
And then I think, “What fun would that be?”

 

[Mr Mannn]

Cali, in that entire pack of lies, what I find most difficult to believe is your claim to have a son.
Cali, you are a withered old hag...Two years ago you still were a withered old hag.
How you could possibly get pregers is beyond me.

Look, Cali come out and be honest. This is NOT your son, but a beloved earwig you've raised as a son for two years. Its a bug. If you love it, let it go.

[Skul]

It now gets a little more interesting.
The bitter old hag had brought over a C&P from huffingpoo post, for her story.
A quick check revealed this....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/p/editors-note-incident-blog-removed.html

Editor's Note: HuffPost provides a platform for bloggers to share their thoughts and experiences. In a post published last week, an author described witnessing an incident that is now being investigated by local law enforcement. At the blogger's request, we have removed the post. We have also confirmed with investigators that they are in contact with the author.

How's that working out for you, cali? 

[thundley4]

It now gets a little more interesting.
The bitter old hag had brought over a C&P from huffingpoo post, for her story.
A quick check revealed this....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/p/editors-note-incident-blog-removed.htmlHow's that working out for you, cali? 

It gets even better.

Mommy blogger who wrote viral 'Walmart pink headband' post Baker Acted in Central Florida
Davenport woman made suicidal statements to deputies, according to Sheriff's office reports in Lake and Polk counties.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-mommy-blogger-baker-acted-after-viral-walmart-p-20130806,0,667022.story

The Florida Mental Health Act of 1971 (commonly known as the "Baker Act") Florida Statute 394.451 (2009 rev.) allowing for involuntary examination of an individual.
The Baker Act allows for involuntary examination (what some call emergency or involuntary commitment). It can be initiated by judges, law enforcement officials, physicians, or mental health professionals. There must be evidence that the person:
has a mental illness (as defined in the Baker Act).
is a harm to self, harm to others, or self neglectful (as defined in the Baker Act).
Examinations may last up to 72 hours after a person is deemed medically stable and occur in over 100 Florida Department of Children and Families-designated receiving facilities statewide.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_Mental_Health_Act

She's a true DUmmie.

[Skul]

You da man, Thundley. 

[RobJohnson]

One word: FLORIDA

 

[RobJohnson]

From the Huff article:


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/katie-vyktoriah/what-happened-when-my-son-wore-a-pink-headband-to-walmart_b_3696113.html

Her facebook page claims her family is now in danger due to her blog! If this really did happen I am sure Wal Mart would have it all on camera!

https://www.facebook.com/AMotherThing

It looks like her facebook page is down also.

[freedumb2003b]

I am working on a vbs "bouncy" wscript.

As of this moment, it starts with outputting "So.." and will have a LOT of random number generators (think "I was at the" [1: Market 2: Gas Station 3: Restaurant 4: Men's room 5: Ladies' Room 6: In-law's kitchen.]).

I think a few user input phases might help -- in the end I'll publish the code and how to run it and we can see what people produce.