A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)

[dandi]

Brought over from FaceBook by way of HuffPo:

cali (84,662 posts)

What Happened When My Son Wore A Pink Headband To Walmart
btw, Dexter is a two year old.

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After struggling to get him dressed and get his shoes on, I had to pry an overlarge teddy bear out of Dexter's arms, as he was set on taking him with us. This brought on tears and tantrums, which I somehow managed to calm very quickly. But when I attempted to remove my discarded lace flower headband from his head (which he'd been wearing all day), I saw him getting ready to fight, so I left him to it. Who was he hurting?

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Out of nowhere a big booming voice rang out. "THAT'S a BOY?!" The man was overly large with a bushy beard and a camouflage shirt with the arms cut off. He had tattered shorts and lace-up work boots with no laces. I could smell the fug of cigarette smoke surrounding him, and there was a definite pong of beer on him.

"Yes," I said simply, still smiling.

With no notice, the man stepped forward, grabbed the headband off of Dexter's head and threw it to the bottom of our shopping cart. He then cuffed Dexter around the side of his head (not hard, but that is not the point) and said with a big laugh, "You'll thank me later, little man!"

At the same time as I stepped forward, Dexter grabbed his head where the man had smacked him and threw his other hand forward, stomping his foot and shouting, "NO!" I got between my son and this man and said very firmly, "If you touch my son again, I will cut your damn hands off."

The guy snarled at me, looked at Dexter with disgust and said, "Your son is a f*cking fa***t." He then started sauntering out, but not before he threw over his shoulder, "He'll get shot for it one day."

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/katie-vyktoriah/what-happened-when-my-son-wore-a-pink-headband-to-walmart_b_3696113.html

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023397366

Fug of smoke and pong of beer? Is that like eye of newt and toe of frog?

A few mixed responses:

love_katz (720 posts)
1. I don't blame Dextor's mom for saying she'd cut the man's hands off...

if he touched her son again.

I can't believe the gall of that person. Where does he get off?

Niceguy1 (611 posts)
2. I wonder if this really

Happened or if it is another one of the "waiting in the checkout line confrontaition" fantasies.

If it jad been me I would have had a bit more to say, though.

Star Member cali (84,662 posts)
20. I believe it. Maybe it's because 20 odd years ago I had a somewhat

similar experience with my son. He was around 4 and had long hair down to his shoulders. He wasn't touched but this drunk guy that I knew slightly lit into him for being a "little faggot".

uppityperson (76,061 posts)
81. It happened to me when mine was 1, wearing pink pjs. I was accosted, asked if I wasn't "afraid

he'll grow up to be a f*". Wtf? 1 yr old and why the hell would I worry about his orientation?

loli phabay (3,392 posts)
29. lol, but your right about touching every stereotype, and people just believe crap like this

Cant believe in all the years ive stood in checkout lines that i have never seen any of the stuff that supposedly happens to everyone else apart from the paying by cheque lady for one item.

daleanime (3,116 posts)
9. Its amazing what people will do....

they even question some ones honesty in a heart beat, and for no apparent reason too.

loli phabay (3,392 posts)
31. then at a signal kato his trained attack pitbull who works part time as security

At the olive garden entered the store on a break to pick up some more smokes and a gallon of breast milk.

RKP5637 (25,951 posts)
6. Big manly man with little dick complex beats up on a little

kid and feels good about it ... this nation has some seriously disturbed individuals roaming around. ... just looking for trouble, just looking for their targets to beat up on. Monsters on the loose.

pnwest (566 posts)
41. Number one reason the story smells like

like bullshit... Instinctive reaction would be to scream something like, "Stop him! He hit my kid! Help! Help!" NO ONE would just stand there and watch the guy who just smacked their kid just walk away. Who wouldn't RUN to security and scream, "Call 911! Where's the surveillance cameras?! Is that man's face on tape?! Help! Help! Help!"

The story's a total load.

qualitybeatsquantity (25 posts)
14. Just another reason to avoid Walmart

Nye Bevan (12,043 posts)
51. Then a cop jumped out of the bushes..... (nt)

Nye Bevan must've posted that for us. 

[Skul]

Turn the bong in, cali. That was pathetic.
No words can describe that bit of bovine excrement.

[Bad Dog]

Why do they cut and paste that kind of crap.  Isn't Cali about 50 years past being fertile?

[98ZJUSMC]

Out of nowhere a big booming voice rang out. "THAT'S a BOY?!" The man was overly large with a bushy beard and a camouflage shirt with the arms cut off

It was a dark and stormy night.......at waL-MarT!!!!!eLeveNtY!!111!!!

What is it with you people...?

If you hate Wal-Mart, why are you shopping there?  You really weren't, were you?

If you can't stand fantasy people bearing DNC® approved garb, why do you live there?  You really don't, do you?

If you can't even come up with a half-believable bouncy, give it up, retard.

But, half of your precious responders believe you, so that's enough to allow you to carry on.

RKP5637 (25,951 posts)
... this nation has some seriously disturbed individuals roaming around.

We're well aware of that.  We read your crap daily.

[98ZJUSMC]

Why do they cut and paste that kind of crap.  Isn't Cali about 50 years past being fertile?

Obviously, half of the moaning zombies don't know that.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Nye Bevan (12,043 posts)
51. Then a cop jumped out of the bushes..... (nt)

 

Love it when the DUmmies recognize a bad bouncy story.

[Bad Dog]

Love it when the DUmmies recognize a bad bouncy story.

It takes a lot.

[GOBUCKS]

Why do they cut and paste that kind of crap.  Isn't Cali about 50 years past being fertile?

Yes, she is, but this is a cut-and-paste job from HuffPo.

She adds her personal bouncy from 20 years ago, from when an imaginary lout said her 4-year-old would grow up to be a homo (he probably did).

Since DUmmy cali got wallduded, then broke her leg and entered permanent unemployment, she has been in an opioid fog, spending full time on DUmp fantasies.

[Splashdown]

Even Abraham Lincoln knew the dangers of quoting from the web:

"The problem with internet quotes is that you cant always depend on their accuracy" -Abraham Lincoln, 1864

[JohnnyReb]

....and I'm off to check on thepeopleofwalmart.

[jtyangel]

I have dipshit friends on fbook(liberals of course) lapping it up like a panting dog does water. 

[Big Dog]

The man was overly large with a bushy beard and a camouflage shirt with the arms cut off. He had tattered shorts and lace-up work boots with no laces.

Isn't this one of the guys from Duck Dynasty?

[diesel driver]

cali (84,662 posts)

What Happened When My Son Wore A Pink Headband To Walmart...

...Out of nowhere a big booming voice rang out. "THAT'S a BOY?!"

BULLS***!  BULL F'N S***!

Nobody in a Walmart store give a rat's ass what you wear (or don't wear) in the store!

NOBODY!

You could walk into a Walmart buck naked and nobody would notice you, much less comment.

I've seen what could be described as a circus freak show parade thru our store at 3:00 am, and nobody said as much as "boo" to them.

DUmmie cali is full of shit, and nuttier than a squirrel turd!

Isn't this one of the guys from Duck Dynasty?

Could be.  They sell their T-shirts there. 

Maybe one of them spoke to her. 

[hillneck]

Nobody in a Walmart store give a rat's ass what you wear (or don't wear) in the store
 

There's even a website just for strange and bizarre WalMart shoppers.

[Carl]

Dried out old hag cali is not a mole mocking or poking them,it is a true DUmbass.

The idiocy these people have to the point of posting something that they are an Internet joke about is astounding.

[Texacon]

O*e *f the*e day* al* *f o*r com*unication wi*l lo*k li*e th*s an* no o*e wi*l k*ow *hy.

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[jukin]

I was working as a minimum wage server at a North East resort when I lied to an internet forum full of really stupid people to get some street cred. I posted that I had drove customers away from the business I (semi) worked at by telling them lies about earwigs in the restaurant.

My lie got back to my boss.

I was fired.

[RobJohnson]

From the Huff article:

Update 8/4/13: For more on this story readers can visit the author's Facebook page. In her most recent post there she says that she has spoken with the local police department about the incident, and writes: "The Polk County Sheriff's Deputy has just left our home, and all information about the original Wal Mart incident and the ongoing harassment has been documented and is being dealt with. I have been advised NOT to say any more about the situation, as the investigation is ongoing, so thank you all for your support, but I am going to be offline for the next while until all of this is resolved."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/katie-vyktoriah/what-happened-when-my-son-wore-a-pink-headband-to-walmart_b_3696113.html

Her facebook page claims her family is now in danger due to her blog! If this really did happen I am sure Wal Mart would have it all on camera!

https://www.facebook.com/AMotherThing

[Karin]

Absolutely.  There are cameras everywhere.

I have dipshit friends on fbook(liberals of course) lapping it up like a panting dog does water. 

Are you kidding me?  Are you pointing and laughing at them? 

I especially laughed at the Larry the Cable Guy's sleeveless getup.  Nice touch. 

[JohnnyReb]

Highlight of my day is strolling through WAL-MART and slapping DUmmie kids.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Too many Foghorn Leghorn cartoons.





"This is a boy?"

[Rebel]

Damn there are some gullible people in the world. 

[Ballygrl]

I went to Walmart on the weekend, let me see how my experience went.

I parked the car, went into the store, a very nice handicapped man who just walked into the store was getting a cart, he saw me and gave me the cart, I thanked him and told him that was sweet, he told me to have a nice day, I wished him a nice day also. Stopped by the clearance cart, saw nothing, walked by the clothes section and saw some nice sales but didn't need anything, did some food shopping then went over to the craft area and picked up a few things, the store was packed and the only nuisance was 2 people who parked their carts in the middle of the aisle, I smiled excuse me, they apologized and moved their carts, I said thank you. Went to the register and paid my bill, walked out to the car and drove to my next shopping destination.

No idea how leftists always seem to have "confrontations" when they go out shopping, it kind of seems they're looking to start fights everywhere they go.

[Rebel]

No idea how leftists always seem to have "confrontations" when they go out shopping, it kind of seems they're looking to start fights everywhere they go.

That's because they live in a perpetual state of whiny, little bitch. If they weren't always bitching about something, they wouldn't be DUmbasses.

[claret1995]

BULLS***!  BULL F'N S***!

Nobody in a Walmart store give a rat's ass what you wear (or don't wear) in the store!

NOBODY!

You could walk into a Walmart buck naked and nobody would notice you, much less comment.

I've seen what could be described as a circus freak show parade thru our store at 3:00 am, and nobody said as much as "boo" to them.

DUmmie cali is full of shit, and nuttier than a squirrel turd!

Could be.  They sell their T-shirts there. 

Maybe one of them spoke to her. 

 I kinda disagree with this. We have all seen the picture threads and we know of their hygiene practices. They get noticed ( by sight or smell)every where they go and it is never pretty