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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #50 on: August 05, 2013, 12:49:44 AM »

I've never understood showering before going to work, especially anything that involves manual labor in non-air conditioned places or work that involves getting dirty.

Well, my job is pretty desk bound, but for the past 16 years or so, I've lived in some of the warmer parts of the southwest US - where we laugh at the east-coast weenies and their whining over "Global Warming". Even doing a sedentary desk job, it's hard not to go through the day without breaking a sweat. Further, at least when you're working outside, the winds blow away a lot of the worst of the immediate funk. At a desk job, you sit there, and stew in your own juices for 10 hours a day, and the ripeness doth precede you wherever you go thereafter.

Short of it is, that there ain't anybody who couldn't be improved with a nice, refreshing AMERICAN shower, DUmmies. :fuelfire:
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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #51 on: August 05, 2013, 12:52:32 AM »
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Used to take a shower as I started my day every day. Then I got married, and She who MUST be Obeyed made it known that she was not crawling between the sheets with me AND my day's worth of funk, and so now, the shower is the last thing I do before I call it a night.

.....and the forlorn and forsaken (D)Ummies wonder why they aren't doing well with the fairer sex.


Well, my job is pretty desk bound, but for the past 16 years or so, I've lived in some of the warmer parts of the southwest US - where we laugh at the east-coast weenies and their whining over "Global Warming". Even doing a sedentary desk job, it's hard not to go through the day without breaking a sweat. Further, at least when you're working outside, the winds blow away a lot of the worst of the immediate funk. At a desk job, you sit there, and stew in your own juices for 10 hours a day, and the ripeness doth precede you wherever you go thereafter.

Short of it is, that there ain't anybody who couldn't be improved with a nice, refreshing AMERICAN shower, DUmmies. :fuelfire:

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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #52 on: August 05, 2013, 02:53:45 AM »
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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #53 on: August 05, 2013, 04:35:24 AM »
If I don't have to wash my hair I can take a shower in 2-3 minutes, hardly a huge waste of water.  I think it would probably take me longer to do a really thorough sink bath than to take a quick shower.

Exactly.  Seeing that I don't have much hair anymore, I can run a bar of Ivory across my scalp and take care of that in seconds.  I'm in 4 minutes tops (I do like the hot water).
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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #54 on: August 05, 2013, 05:04:29 AM »
Just out of curiosity, does anyone know of a way to destroy water?

I'm betting that no one can.

It doesn't have much to do with showering, though.  :-)

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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #55 on: August 05, 2013, 06:06:36 AM »
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140. I don't shower everyday and don't care if you can smell me or not. I don't exist just to please you.

Yet you think the taxpayer exists to please your smelly ass.

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19. I can just see the Freepers / GOOpers / Teabaggers laughing at the "smelly hippies"

on here who don't obsessively shower every day.

Not agreeing or disagreeing with your post, just imagining the RWNJ reaction.

I suspect it's a matter of lifestyle, climate where one lives, daily activities, personal preference, body type, etc. And yes, evolution too I suppose. Lawd knows cowboys had to be pretty smelly characters in the old days.

A DUmmy gets something right, yes we are laughing at your smelly asses.

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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #56 on: August 05, 2013, 06:20:24 AM »
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140. I don't shower everyday and don't care if you can smell me or not. I don't exist just to please you.

Do you know why DUmmies stink?

So blind people can hate them, too!


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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #57 on: August 05, 2013, 06:27:31 AM »
When I was in the South Pacific, also shipboard while in the Navy, and I'm sure Sparky and CG can verify this. While shipboard sometimes you have to take a shower out of a bucket of water that's 3 to 4 gallons. Wet, soap and rinse. If you run out of water before you rinse, tough. You might get another chance to tomorrow during water hours.

Boat shower: 10 seconds to wet down, turn water off, soap up, 20-30 seconds (MAX!) to rinse off.  Squeegee down shower.

Only time I didn't take a shower daily was when the evaporator was broken, and it SUCKED.

And yes, DUmmies, even in wintertime, you sweat.  Don't believe me?  Come shovel and blow out my 175' driveway.  I guarantee you won't need more than a t-shirt and hoodie, no matter how cold it is.
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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #58 on: August 05, 2013, 06:38:23 AM »
I just hope they wipe their ass.  Please tell me they wipe.






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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #59 on: August 05, 2013, 06:42:08 AM »
I just hope they wipe their ass.  Please tell me they wipe.

Sure--one square per, just like Sheryl Crow.
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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #60 on: August 05, 2013, 07:07:45 AM »
Do you know why DUmmies stink?

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I can attest to Sparky's contention about sweating in the winter (or in other cold environments).  When I worked in the local ice cream plant's freezer, they gave me an insulated suit to wear.  I used to wear long johns and sweats under that to protect from the cold.  I'd sweat through all of it inside of 20 minutes.
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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #61 on: August 05, 2013, 07:14:10 AM »
And what the DUmmies don't realize is that NOT bathing really is unsanitary. 

Ask them if they'd want to eat someplace knowing their chef hasn't bathed in 4-5 days.
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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #62 on: August 05, 2013, 07:16:36 AM »
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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #63 on: August 05, 2013, 07:18:04 AM »
And what the DUmmies don't realize is that NOT bathing really is unsanitary. 

Ask them if they'd want to eat someplace knowing their chef hasn't bathed in 4-5 days.

If you can smell the cook over the smell of fried onion rings........run. :panic:
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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #64 on: August 05, 2013, 08:04:39 AM »
And what the DUmmies don't realize is that NOT bathing really is unsanitary. 

Ask them if they'd want to eat someplace knowing their chef hasn't bathed in 4-5 days.

Or have a doctor perform a procedure on them (shudder). 

That DUmmie who washes his/her hair only once a weeK:  I loathe that dirty hair smell.  It makes me quite nauseated. 

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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #65 on: August 05, 2013, 08:11:59 AM »
Do you know why DUmmies stink?

So blind people can hate them, too!




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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #66 on: August 05, 2013, 08:13:04 AM »
I always find it interesting that the DUmmies use 'American' as a negative thing.

Might be English, but wouldn't dream of going a day without showering.

Many of my transported Indian colleagues seem to not share your dream.  I have cut meetings short due to olfactory duress.
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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #67 on: August 05, 2013, 08:37:10 AM »
Many of my transported Indian colleagues seem to not share your dream.  I have cut meetings short due to olfactory duress.


Concur, Aristolean.  I've been on the Underground at rush hour.  Dear God.
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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #68 on: August 05, 2013, 08:40:24 AM »
Are the DUmmies on strike?.....NOT ONE DAMN SHOWER YEAR
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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #69 on: August 05, 2013, 08:50:02 AM »
Cleanliness is next to godliness. Liberals are messed up.

I always shower in the morning and at night before bed. I'll do it during the day if I've been outside working and have developed that "manly smell." That's just common courtesy, something we've observed the primitives do not have on any level on any issue. Bathing is just another one to add to the list.

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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #70 on: August 05, 2013, 09:00:47 AM »
I love taking showers!!
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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #71 on: August 05, 2013, 09:03:38 AM »
Many of my transported Indian colleagues seem to not share your dream.  I have cut meetings short due to olfactory duress.

Concur, Aristolean.  I've been on the Underground at rush hour.  Dear God.

Can't disagree with either of you there...some scary folk out there.

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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #72 on: August 05, 2013, 09:19:26 AM »
A side story:  Once I knew a young man who was a plumber by trade.  I don't think he ever washed himself.  He thought the more odor he secreted, the more sexy he was to women.  I assume his wife agreed, as did several of the young women of various (and dubious legal) ages available, who he serviced along with their toilets and sinks.

I will never understand it.  Never.

This guy wasn't a DUmmie.  He wasn't anything political.  He never stepped foot in a voting booth and I doubt he knew the name of the governor of the state.  He lived for sex.

He died because he had a massive heart attack at age 57.  He could have been dead for days and no one would have questioned the smell, I suppose.  

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Re: Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #73 on: August 05, 2013, 10:04:04 AM »
Interesting take on things, uncircumcised men must clean every day or the  smell will knock a bull over.

Explains why in the old Testament the Jews knew when an army of pagans were on the way, they could smell them 50 miles away.

Now for the French, I as half French on mothers side was raised around the Canadian Culture.  

The French did not wash their hair every day, they sprinkled in power and brushed it out to absorb some of the natural oils.  I have seen very few old time French men that lost their hair.   Woman also had the most beautiful hair.

Jump ahead to a few years ago when I was told that the models for hair commercials to get their hair in tip top condition had the photo shoot at the least after not washing their hair for 3 days.   On the second day they used a dry shampoo some kind of powder as the French do and did.

The completion, soap and water was seldom used on the face, some kind of oil be it lard, Crisco, cold cream, even unsalted butter was spread on the face and removed with a tool to scraped it off.  No sun on the face and at 65 the woman had very few wrinkles.

The rest of the body received a tub bath or a French bath.      One washes down as far as Possible, then up as far as Possible then one washes Possible.

How I wish I had listened to my grandmothers who warned me not to use soap or any of the skin creams of my day.   Noxzema drove them nuts as did the latest pimple covers, may as well put tooth paste on the zits.

Today when I am 20 years older then they were at the time I can see they were on to something.   Looking at photos of them at my age now, their complexions were flawless, the first wrinkles came in when they were over 80 years old in nursing homes and had no choice but to wash with soap.

For the men, I understand the tradition of a bride caring a bouquet of flowers started so when the smell of the groom became too intense the bride could bury her head in the flowers to block out the smell.

Before showers tub baths were used, one big tub was filled with hot water and all family members took a once a week bath in the same water.      

Wasn't long before woman who had to bath second after the men discovered a science fact not proved until the 1970's.  Woman would become infected when bathing in dirty water.  

Told to me years ago the military took a swimming pool and encouraged the men to jump in swim about for a hour or so.    When the men left the pool they dyed the water bright blue, and brought in woman to spend an hour swimming.    When the woman got out of the pool they had to pee in cups and all the pee was tinted blue.   The infected water had traveled up into their ureter and given them all a nasty infection.

So the old French bath found by accident 100 years before science found it  was a life saver.

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Taking showers everyday is very American and unnecessary
« Reply #74 on: August 05, 2013, 12:19:26 PM »
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I was reading articles about this, and it is even bad for your skin to take daily showers. Lots of Europeans apparently take a shower twice or even once a week. The rest of the time they do sponge baths. I do this as well. It is quick and easy. And I am a clean person, I don't smell. Some guys or people seem to have strong b.o., or they don't wear deodorant. I'm not one of them. Daily showers also waste huge amounts of water.
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