<------------------ That flag is NOT Mississippi State University! FRANK.
Years ago, back in 1817, the marriage took place. Mississippi being the surname. In 1848, they had a "planned" child. They nicknamed him "Rebel". Rebel grew up. The Mississippians were about to enter their twilight years and enjoy retirement. They f'ed up and had an accident. An unwanted pregnancy occurred in 1878. Since abortion was illegal, they had to have the little bastard. They nicknamed his ass "Bulldog". He finally got his sorry ass out of the house in at the young age of 40, finally getting his shit together, after spending the previous 10 years being a pothead. In 1908, the parents, the Mississippians, missed their first born, the one that they held nearest to their heart. Since most of their twilight years had been wasted raising a useless pothead, they decided to give it another chance to correct their mistake. They couldn't. Mrs. Mississippi wasn't fertile anymore. Having Bulldog was wrought with complications that weren't found previously. In 1910, they decided to adopt a child from the 3rd World, trying to make up from any mistakes they'd made in the past, namely one certain mistake back in 1878. They adopted a child in 1910 and named him "Golden Eagle". Golden Eagle didn't really amount to much, always trying to compete with his oldest brother, Rebel, and even the middle bastard, Bulldog. He never could compete, so he's since spent his many years blaming Rebel and Bulldog for all ills that come his way, along with concocting some conspiracy theories about government "holding him down".
That's about all I got to say about that.
know the difference. It could be the difference between life, and a bitchslap.
The good child:
That little bastard that ruined momma and daddy's retirement:
The jealous adoptee:
(He picked that color trying to be all hard and shit. Apparently he thinks he's gangsta)
