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Offline sybilll

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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2013, 01:32:23 AM »
I guess I am a bad person, because I frankly don't give a flying shit UGP. So there.
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2013, 01:35:32 AM »
Quote from: sybilll on June 23, 2013, 01:32:23 AM
I guess I am a bad person, because I frankly don't give a flying shit UGP. So there.

I'm with you.  I forced myself to read that whole screed and, would like to tell UDP that I ,a complete stranger, now hate it.
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2013, 05:44:34 AM »
I didn't read it, because I've read it's missives before, and those are minutes of my life I'll never get back.  Snugs hit it on the head on the first page:

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I'm a medic.

You're an invalid.

I'm a firefighter.

You're constantly in therapy.

I worked 20 hour days to keep my fellow soldier's paid.

You cry because the school didn't send you to South America to live in tree tops as a vegetarian cat.

I've broken more bones than you've broken sweats.

I can't run 2-miles without shattering my knees but I do it every other day so I can continue to be a soldier as long as physically possible.

You won't get off the couch.

I can breed 'em and feed 'em.

You?

I'll fight.

You'll die...probably by your own hand.

I want what I've worked for.

You want what I've worked for.

Yes. Yes, I hate you. I despise you. I hold you in perpetual scorn.

You don't know the first ****ing thing about love except how to manipulate and exploit it.

This pretty much applies to all of the primitives.  Do I feel sorry?  Not one iota.  They made their fetid, rancid swamp--and they have to live in it.
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2013, 06:16:01 AM »
I hate whiners.

I don't care what they're whining about.
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2013, 06:26:01 AM »
What would it take to make UGP happy?

I've been reading screed after pathetic screed from UGP for 10 years. I've never seen the thing happy.

UGP thinks it's a male cat trapped in a female human body. The thing has had body-destroying surgery.

It has never worked for anything in it's life. UGP has never, ever learned the satisfaction that comes from starting something, working really hard, making mistakes, starting over, and then completing it.

Has UGP ever done anything for or by itself? I can't think of a single thing.
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2013, 08:28:35 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on June 23, 2013, 06:26:01 AM
Has UGP ever done anything for or by itself? I can't think of a single thing.

1) mooch off other people, and then 2) whine that it's not enough.
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2013, 09:14:55 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on June 23, 2013, 06:26:01 AM
What would it take to make UGP happy?

I've been reading screed after pathetic screed from UGP for 10 years. I've never seen the thing happy.

UGP thinks it's a male cat trapped in a female human body. The thing has had body-destroying surgery.

It has never worked for anything in it's life. UGP has never, ever learned the satisfaction that comes from starting something, working really hard, making mistakes, starting over, and then completing it.

Has UGP ever done anything for or by itself? I can't think of a single thing.
What I don't get is how it cries poor but then has a totally elective/cosmetic surgery that costs thousands that Medicaid does not cover.
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #32 on: June 23, 2013, 10:14:37 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 23, 2013, 08:28:35 AM
1) mooch off other people, and then 2) whine that it's not enough.

But that's hard work coach. It even broke a nail once while pounding out a screed on DU and couldn't even draw workman's comp for its injury.
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #33 on: June 23, 2013, 10:53:27 AM »
She/he/it is one sick psychotic cat. 
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #34 on: June 23, 2013, 11:26:52 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on June 22, 2013, 03:56:03 PM


Yeah, UGP, what about the weak makes the left hate them so?

I know the answer to that!  Selfish pigs, they are.  

And instead of UGP thinking of what she can do for others, it's about her.  Her unfulfilled dreams.  Real or imagined slights.  Get over yourself and grow the F*** up.
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #35 on: June 23, 2013, 01:07:35 PM »
I got this far, and stopped.

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In 4th. grade I wanted to be a veterinarian, study the lives of south american cats, living in the treetops.

The mental picture of Subway Cat, all 325 pounds of her, with her rainbow plumage, covered in jailhouse tattoos and body piercings, probably naked (since jungle cats don't wear clothes), following jaguars through the treetops to take their temperatures,  made me laugh like a hyena.

("A hyena, in South America?" "Shh-shh-shh!")

This stupid bitch has absolutely no connection with reality.  :chairshot:
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #36 on: June 23, 2013, 01:11:00 PM »
Reality disconnect is a common theme with libs.
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2013, 01:35:34 PM »
I don't hate them. I hate being forced to take care of them. That is known as slavery. If i wish to give of time or treasure that should be up to me and that is known as freedom.

I hate that that the smart are slaves to the stupid. I hate that tiny minorities hold the majorities hostage to their desires. I hate Karl Marx's theories as it goes against thousands of years of evolution.
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #38 on: June 23, 2013, 01:40:57 PM »
UGPee's not happy unless it's not happy, and spreading its' unhappiness to otherwise happy people.
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #39 on: June 23, 2013, 01:44:50 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 23, 2013, 01:40:57 PM
UGPee's not happy unless it's not happy, and spreading its' unhappiness to otherwise happy people.
Reminds me of a quick time cadence from my youth...

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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #40 on: June 23, 2013, 04:20:53 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on June 22, 2013, 12:50:35 PM
If all Heaven opened before her she would curse It for a thief because It would deny her her demons.

Where else is she to go?

Absolutely correct and poetically stated. ^5
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #41 on: June 23, 2013, 04:26:52 PM »
One wonders how much effort it's siblings will put into securing it a place to live after they evict it.  Unfortunately it probably won't have much chance to post from a shopping cart.
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #42 on: June 23, 2013, 04:54:32 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on June 23, 2013, 04:26:52 PM
One wonders how much effort it's siblings will put into securing it a place to live after they evict it.  Unfortunately it probably won't have much chance to post from a shopping cart.

I think it'd be good for her to end up in one of those buildings with small rooms and soft walls, and a straitjacket a permanent part of her daily-and-nightly attire.

I can't see anything else that'd work.
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #43 on: June 23, 2013, 04:59:18 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 23, 2013, 04:54:32 PM
I think it'd be good for her to end up in one of those buildings with small rooms and soft walls, and a straitjacket a permanent part of her daily-and-nightly attire.

I can't see anything else that'd work.

They can't be locked up like that nowadays unless they are very dangerous or they have great insurance.  I'm afraid it's the shopping cart for the UGP.
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #44 on: June 23, 2013, 05:02:35 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on June 23, 2013, 04:59:18 PM
They can't be locked up like that nowadays unless they are very dangerous or they have great insurance.  I'm afraid it's the shopping cart for the UGP.

Well, since the subway cat wishes she'd never been born, wishes she'd die, maybe she'll be run over by a big semi-truck rolling down the highway, mistaking her for something that fell off a garbage truck.

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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #45 on: June 23, 2013, 05:06:55 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 23, 2013, 05:02:35 PM
Well, since the subway cat wishes she'd never been born, wishes she'd die, maybe she'll be run over by a big semi-truck rolling down the highway, mistaking her for something that fell off a garbage truck.

<<<a nice guy, but there are times.....

Since it doesn't have the balls (in fact no balls at all) to off itself, I expect that's the best we can hope for.  I hope the truck isn't damaged.
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #46 on: June 23, 2013, 10:49:17 PM »
UGP and bobbolink would make great roommates.
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #47 on: June 23, 2013, 11:31:16 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on June 23, 2013, 04:26:52 PM
One wonders how much effort it's siblings will put into securing it a place to live after they evict it.  Unfortunately it probably won't have much chance to post from a shopping cart.

It might, just might, be the best thing to happen to the kitty there Bad Dog. Not getting her daily ration of kitty food might cause her/him/it to get off her/him/it's fat ass and actually get a job. I'm sure some circus somewhere would hire her.

I'm just wondering though... what are the siblings like? Are they normal? If they are, the kitty might be looking at some hard times. I'm guessing she will end up walking the streets, pushing a buggy, meowing to itself.
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #48 on: June 23, 2013, 11:55:00 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on June 23, 2013, 06:26:01 AM
What would it take to make UGP happy?

I've been reading screed after pathetic screed from UGP for 10 years. I've never seen the thing happy.

UGP thinks it's a male cat trapped in a female human body. The thing has had body-destroying surgery.

It has never worked for anything in it's life. UGP has never, ever learned the satisfaction that comes from starting something, working really hard, making mistakes, starting over, and then completing it.

Has UGP ever done anything for or by itself? I can't think of a single thing.

Makes you wonder who or what started this whole carnival of insanity in the first place. If it's not on her then when the time comes that person should pay for making someone so miserable but we all know it all rest with her .
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Re: UGP wants to know why we hate it
« Reply #49 on: June 24, 2013, 03:20:03 AM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on June 23, 2013, 11:31:16 PM
It might, just might, be the best thing to happen to the kitty there Bad Dog. Not getting her daily ration of kitty food might cause her/him/it to get off her/him/it's fat ass and actually get a job. I'm sure some circus somewhere would hire her.

I'm just wondering though... what are the siblings like? Are they normal? If they are, the kitty might be looking at some hard times. I'm guessing she will end up walking the streets, pushing a buggy, meowing to itself.

Reminds me of a joke I heard a long time ago:

Statistics have shown that 1 out of every 4 people are freaks.
So, pick out 3 of your friends.  If they're OK, IT'S YOU!

A LOT of DUmmies fall into that category.  They're just too damn stupid to realize it.
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