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Offline CG6468

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Redneck Mouse Trap
« on: June 19, 2013, 02:08:26 PM »
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This is the best mousetrap I have ever seen, just a 5-gallon bucket with a gallon of RV antifreeze dumped in the bottom, plastic bottle with a coat hanger thru it and some peanut butter on the middle of the bottle.

Lean a board up against the side and it works all year without checking it and no smell.

I love rednecks, they are the most ingenious group of people I have ever seen.

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Re: Redneck Mouse Trap
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2013, 02:55:13 PM »
I have one of those!  :cheersmate:
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Re: Redneck Mouse Trap
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2013, 02:57:33 PM »
DUmmies should have one in every room.......especially in New York City....or any blue city for that matter.
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Re: Redneck Mouse Trap
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2013, 07:30:15 PM »
DUmmies should have one in every room.......especially in New York City....or any blue city for that matter.

Think on a bigger scale with a 50 gal. drum as the coke bottle and ebt cards instead of peanut butter, then it might work.

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Re: Redneck Mouse Trap
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2013, 07:38:01 PM »
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Lean a board up against the side and it works all year without checking it and no smell.
That's gross :lmao:

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Re: Redneck Mouse Trap
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2013, 08:22:15 PM »
Omigosh!  I am putting one of those in the boss's barn this weekend.  That is hilarious. 

Hmmm... now what to do with the mice. 

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Re: Redneck Mouse Trap
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2013, 11:18:34 PM »
Omigosh!  I am putting one of those in the boss's barn this weekend.  That is hilarious. 

Hmmm... now what to do with the mice. 

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Re: Redneck Mouse Trap
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2013, 12:04:19 AM »
"Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door." - Ralph Waldo Emerson-

If you were to scale up a version of the redneck mousetrap, and bait it with EBT cards, the libs would pile up like cords of wood.
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Re: Redneck Mouse Trap
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2013, 12:12:04 AM »
That is nothing other than brilliant!   :rofl:
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Re: Redneck Mouse Trap
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2013, 09:18:46 PM »
I worked at a mechanic shop when I was younger. We had a bad field mouse problem after a barn find car showed up. My boss had an Idea he took a 40 gal aquarium he filled it with about 6 inches of water he put a bowl of dog food in the middle with a board leaning against it like this bucket you posted. We would come in every morning to find three or four field mice either dead or treading water....lol worked well.
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