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Top 10 things you'll NEVER hear a LIBTARD say   

 
Author: Founding Fathers   Date: 6/18/2013 11:37:30 PM  +2/-0 

(10) I think me and my fellow Legslators should have to use Obamacare...

(9)  Can I pay for my own condoms???

(8)  I feel that EBT cards should only be authorized for sustenance, not tobacco, alcohol, or drugs!!!

(7)  I know I make $1,000,000 per episode of Sex and the City, so I will pay for my Mother's medical care...

(6)  I want people who get abortions to pay for it out of their own pockets!!

(5)  It's called CHRISTMAS!!!!

(4)  I don't like guns, that's why I won't allow my bodyguards to have any....

(3)  I love animals, but MAN is the supreme form of life on this planet!!

(2)  I have several million dollars extra, I will give some of it to my community to help with shortfalls....

And the #1 thing you will NEVER hear a LIBTARD say::::::::::::::::::::::

(1)  Ma'am/Sir, do you have a job application for me to fill out??????
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.