Introducing my new drinking game, just in time for the NYC mayoral election:
The Weiner Game
The game is simple. Add "...with my penis" to any sentence Anthony Weiner speaks or writes. Anyone who laughs, must take a drink.
Let's play, shall we?
"I'm Anthony Weiner, and I want to lead this great city"... with my penis.
"I admit that I made mistakes"... with my penis.
"But I hope you can give me a second chance to serve you"... with my penis.
"I know what's wrong with this city, and I'm ready to roll up my sleeves and get to work"... with my penis.
"Campaigning involves kissing lots of babies and shaking lots of hands"... with my penis.
"I hope to excite younger voters"... with my penis.
(On MSNBC): "Chris, I hope I can put that tingle up your leg"... with my penis.
Did you laugh? Take a drink!