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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #50 on: May 13, 2013, 01:49:23 PM »
BS for Gina.
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #51 on: May 13, 2013, 03:24:12 PM »
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #52 on: May 13, 2013, 03:29:00 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on May 13, 2013, 01:49:23 PM
BS for Gina.

You didn't have to go that far but, hey, she posted it, huh?
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #53 on: May 13, 2013, 03:52:19 PM »
Why would someone go to DU for relationship advice????????????  :mental:
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #54 on: May 13, 2013, 03:56:53 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on May 13, 2013, 03:52:19 PM
Why would someone go to DU for relationship advice????????????  :mental:

Ditto for advice on employment, family, investing, medicine, mental health ( :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:), ad infinitum.
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #55 on: May 13, 2013, 04:07:03 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on May 13, 2013, 03:56:53 PM
Ditto for advice on employment, family, investing, medicine, mental health ( :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:), ad infinitum.

Yeah I know. DU is the last place for any advice.
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #56 on: May 13, 2013, 04:16:26 PM »
I don't know. He could've asked a ptarmigan so I don't know what's worse.
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #57 on: May 13, 2013, 04:17:05 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on May 13, 2013, 04:16:26 PM
I don't know. He could've asked a ptarmigan so I don't know what's worse.
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #58 on: May 13, 2013, 04:31:00 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on May 13, 2013, 04:16:26 PM
I don't know. He could've asked a ptarmigan so I don't know what's worse.

Or a bunny.
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #59 on: May 13, 2013, 04:50:57 PM »
He sounds like a good match for "He that shall not be named". Just remember to bring your own  toy model Volkswagen.
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #60 on: May 13, 2013, 06:57:37 PM »
It's time for a classic.

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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #61 on: May 13, 2013, 07:47:53 PM »
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #62 on: May 13, 2013, 08:13:41 PM »
I just read his post to my wife.  She hasn't seen any of this thread, but based on he/she/it's OP, she said "Tell him he should go suck off a .45"
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #63 on: May 13, 2013, 09:38:19 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on May 13, 2013, 08:13:41 PM
I just read his post to my wife.  She hasn't seen any of this thread, but based on he/she/it's OP, she said "Tell him he should go suck off a .45"
I can't believe how much attention is being given these other things while there are grassfires in San Diego.

I want you people to understand one thing: there are grassfires out there!

And what's worst, it may get worst.

Be careful and stay safe.

Suffice it to say, I wish I didn't know all this shit.
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #64 on: May 13, 2013, 09:43:44 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 13, 2013, 09:38:19 PM
I can't believe how much attention is being given these other things while there are grassfires in San Diego.

I want you people to understand one thing: there are grassfires out there!

And what's worst, it may get worst.

Be careful and stay safe.

Suffice it to say, I wish I didn't know all this shit.

It's news to me. Have you seen any notification of it yet?
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #65 on: May 13, 2013, 09:52:26 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on May 13, 2013, 09:43:44 PM
It's news to me. Have you seen any notification of it yet?

Put this in your smoke and pipe it:

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FIRE OFFICIALS WARN OF A BUSY FIRE YEAR, ASK CITIZENS TO PREPARE

By Nadin Abbott
 
May 12, 2013 (El Cajon)—California Governor Edmund G. Brown declared the past week “Wildfire Awareness Week.”  On Thursday,  the top brass fromr Cal-Fire and San Diego Sheriff’s Department addressed the media. ECM also spoke with Lakeside Division Chief R. Laff.
http://www.eastcountymagazine.org/

This week I'm telling my yard guy to be sure I have a good firebreak.

A fire could jump the 2000 miles between here and San Diego before you know it.

Does anyone know how you say "firebreak" in mexican?
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #66 on: May 13, 2013, 10:03:19 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 13, 2013, 09:52:26 PM

This week I'm telling my yard guy to be sure I have a good firebreak.

A fire could jump the 2000 miles between here and San Diego before you know it.

Does anyone know how you say "firebreak" in mexican?

Reading my reply the next day, it doesn't come out as intended.

Poor attempt at humor.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2013, 07:57:34 AM by Tucker »
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #67 on: May 14, 2013, 07:44:36 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 13, 2013, 09:38:19 PM
I can't believe how much attention is being given these other things while there are grassfires in San Diego.

I want you people to understand one thing: there are grassfires out there!

And what's worst, it may get worst.

Be careful and stay safe.

Suffice it to say, I wish I didn't know all this shit.

Did it cross the Rubicon on an arc yet?
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #68 on: May 14, 2013, 06:46:48 PM »
Hi5 Gobucks
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #69 on: May 14, 2013, 07:13:26 PM »
There are plenty of women willing to talk to this Dummy, if he can provide a valid credit card number.
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