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Offline Conservative Libertarian

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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2013, 03:01:51 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on May 12, 2013, 02:18:35 PM
A bit of honest advice, work on self improvement before trying to start a relationship.  Get your emotional issues under control, find a medication that works, or whatever you need to do to do that.  Exercise and eat well, it will help with the weight and the emotional issues.  Get out of your parents house.  There are circumstances where a reasonable girl won't mind it, but it is a red flag.  If you are not actively helping to care for your parents, or living there on a temporary basis with plans to move out then it doesn't look good.

At 31, most of the women in your dating range are probably starting to at least consider the possibility of a family, so ruling that out is going to narrow your playing field unless you are going for the one night stand crowd.  If your goal is to get laid, go to a bar and start buying drinks for ladies, you'll get lucky eventually. 


Sound advice. H^5
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2013, 03:08:07 PM »
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The absolute perfect picture, in my mind, of the typical (D)ipshit.  Perfect.

At least, my Mother thinks so.   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
 

Gee....a BA in over ten years?  Prospective employers will marvel at your work ethic.

Welcome to your job, Skippy!


When I started interviewing, employers would ask why it took 8 years to complete my studies. When they realized that I had a full-time job, lived on my own, and paid for it myself, it ended up being high marks for tenacity and meeting goals. However, If I had lived at home the whole time and and not worked, I think that the interview would have meet an abrupt end.
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2013, 03:33:07 PM »
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I've been trying to finish a university diploma or degree so I can get something of a respectable job so I can make the move.


A diploma or degree? Really!

Zero planning huh?

This idiot isn't attending any university classes, it's just making shit up trolling for some cyber sex.
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2013, 04:44:28 PM »
Even DU women don't want loafing idiots.
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2013, 06:57:23 PM »
Most of you all here have covered what's wrong. I';d have more luck becoming a Navy SEAL then he has getting anyone interested in him while living at home and the mental issues. I wish him luck if only to see if he finds a way to make it happen and not end up living in some home at age 50 on our dime.
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #30 on: May 12, 2013, 07:02:11 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on May 12, 2013, 02:18:35 PM
A bit of honest advice, work on self improvement before trying to start a relationship.  Get your emotional issues under control, find a medication that works, or whatever you need to do to do that.  Exercise and eat well, it will help with the weight and the emotional issues.  Get out of your parents house.  There are circumstances where a reasonable girl won't mind it, but it is a red flag.  If you are not actively helping to care for your parents, or living there on a temporary basis with plans to move out then it doesn't look good.

At 31, most of the women in your dating range are probably starting to at least consider the possibility of a family, so ruling that out is going to narrow your playing field unless you are going for the one night stand crowd.  If your goal is to get laid, go to a bar and start buying drinks for ladies, you'll get lucky eventually. 
Great advice!! Good for women too...
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2013, 07:53:24 PM »
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So ladies think there's any hope for me?


Any hope for a mentally-ill fat guy in his thirties, who lives with his parents, posts at 2:30 in the morning in a forum for political lunatics, and just wants to get laid?

No.

But his kind is the reason hookers exist.

And he really should give a lot of thought to the idea of suicide.

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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2013, 08:11:06 PM »
This is so pathetic. At this point maybe he should take a trip to the Bunny Ranch.

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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2013, 08:16:11 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 12, 2013, 07:53:24 PM


Any hope for a mentally-ill fat guy in his thirties, who lives with his parents, posts at 2:30 in the morning in a forum for political lunatics, and just wants to get laid?

No.

But his kind is the reason hookers exist.

And he really should give a lot of thought to the idea of suicide.

He is the kind of pathetic loser who would fap-fap-fap until he blew out a brain aneurysm. It wouldn't kill him, but it would render him a drooling compulsive wanker*. Just the kind of patient they love at long-term care!



*it would render him a drooling compulsive wanker. Pretty much like now.
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2013, 08:31:10 PM »
Wow. Just freaking wow.

OK dummie... Dr. Perky is in. He gonna help you out.

First thing we do is identify the problem. What is that problem, dummie?

YOU!!!!!

Now for the solution.

Set up a meet with undergroundpanther. You two would hit it off. Trust Dr. Perky on this. 
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2013, 08:33:56 PM »
One assumes, he doesn't have a job. . He's 31, still lives at home. Obviously, he doesn't have much initiative.
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2013, 09:28:46 PM »
Let's see, 31, lives at home.  No friends.  Mental issues.  Never had a girlfriend.  Thinks he has anything other than a bland and arrogant personality.  Doesn't do anything interesting, at all.  Thinks the only important part of a woman is betwen her legs.  Is Locut0s the same person as Christian Weston Chandler?

Seriously Locut0s, if you are just trying to get laid, then go to backpage.com and look in the adult/escorts section.  If you want a real relationship, then go start actually living.  Those idiots on DU won't tell you that, and your psychologist charges for the advice I'm giving for free.

Dishonest is worse than loser, and right now you are managing to be both.

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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2013, 09:35:15 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on May 12, 2013, 08:33:56 PM
One assumes, he doesn't have a job. . He's 31, still lives at home. Obviously, he doesn't have much initiative.

I have yet to see any dummie have any initiative... unless it is for procuring medication, both legal and illegal.   :cheersmate:
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #38 on: May 13, 2013, 12:36:04 AM »
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13. C'mon, girls! He's Canadian!
 
You get all that AND universal health care!


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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #39 on: May 13, 2013, 06:50:59 AM »
I hate the word "cuddler".  

« Last Edit: May 13, 2013, 07:30:29 AM by Gina »
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #40 on: May 13, 2013, 07:32:41 AM »
Gina,

I can't un-see that.

God will surely get you for that. :rotf:
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #41 on: May 13, 2013, 07:49:10 AM »
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I hate the word "cuddler". 


I do too, and I don't like the activity, either.  Except with maybe a kitten. 

CL is right, though.  God is going to get you for that. 

As for the OP, the answer is

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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #42 on: May 13, 2013, 08:16:17 AM »
After what I heard on the radio this A.M. (WHJJ 920) about a group of stupid college age girls that have started a Boston terrorist #2 fan club, they think he is just the cutest most adorable, loveable kid and some have even gone as far as tattooing his name on their arms and proposals of marriage.

Yes I believe there is probably someone out there for him too.
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #43 on: May 13, 2013, 08:32:15 AM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on May 13, 2013, 07:32:41 AM
Gina,

I can't un-see that.

God will surely get you for that. :rotf:

 O-)  I am innocent!
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #44 on: May 13, 2013, 08:34:34 AM »
Quote from: Gina on May 13, 2013, 08:32:15 AM
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #45 on: May 13, 2013, 08:37:44 AM »
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #46 on: May 13, 2013, 08:59:41 AM »
Gina, that pic was vomit-inducing.

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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #47 on: May 13, 2013, 09:00:29 AM »
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Gina, that pic was vomit-inducing.

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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #48 on: May 13, 2013, 11:02:27 AM »
Late to the party, but here goes:

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So ladies think there's any hope for me?

No.  Kill yourself.
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Re: So ladies think there's any hope for me?
« Reply #49 on: May 13, 2013, 01:22:49 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 13, 2013, 06:50:59 AM
I hate the word "cuddler".  



So do I! One cuddles one's child, that's the only time the word is appropriate.

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