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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2013, 08:20:05 AM »
Y'all suck!   :rotf:
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2013, 08:22:47 AM »
What is Islamic Rage Boy's take on this?






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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2013, 10:03:28 AM »
Do they have any KY Jelly and Preparation H?
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2013, 09:43:35 AM »
Please stop replying to this thread.  It ooks me out, and since I responded in it once a long time ago it pops up in my thread alert.  It's just gross.

No shit?

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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2013, 09:49:54 PM »
No shit?

 O-)

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Ok, I guess I asked for that.  :thatsright:
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #30 on: April 14, 2013, 09:50:26 PM »
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #31 on: April 15, 2013, 10:11:17 AM »
I like that word "ooks."

It's so gay.   :-)
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2013, 11:30:26 AM »
When they say "blow it out of your ass", they mean it!

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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2013, 11:50:46 AM »
When they say "blow it out of your ass", they mean it!

:pokingpoop: for tots   :-)



Man, that's some sh!t!   :-)
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2013, 12:04:10 PM »
Man, that's some sh!t!   :-)

But, but, but.....   :hyper:

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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #37 on: April 16, 2013, 04:11:19 PM »
'Anal Retentive" anyone?
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #38 on: April 16, 2013, 04:57:00 PM »
'Anal Retentive" anyone?

Can you be anal retentive and have explosive diarrhea?

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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #39 on: April 16, 2013, 08:36:28 PM »
Can you be anal retentive and have explosive diarrhea?

Depends. :fuelfire:
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #40 on: April 16, 2013, 08:43:52 PM »
Depends. :fuelfire:

Man.    :thatsright:  Pretty explosive humor there. Crappy Crappy Crappy.
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #41 on: April 16, 2013, 09:04:09 PM »
Man.    :thatsright:  Pretty explosive humor there. Crappy Crappy Crappy.

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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #42 on: April 16, 2013, 09:07:31 PM »
Shit the bed, Achmed!

Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #43 on: April 16, 2013, 09:14:27 PM »
Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

An elevator smells different to a service dog.

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