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Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« on: March 18, 2013, 06:51:36 PM »
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London-Based Cleric: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes (Video)

Abdallah Al-Khilaf: First, we’d like to show you a fatwa, which appeared on the Lions of Sunna Internet forum. One Wahhabi wrote: “Dear Sheik, may Allah grant you martyrdom and black-eyed virgins in Paradise, I wanted to commit a martyrdom operation. I turned to Sheik Abu Dimaa Al-Qassab, who told me that they had invented a new and unprecedented form of martyrdom operations – explosive capsules are inserted into your anus.

“In order to train for this method of Jihad, you must consent to being sodomized for a period of time, so that your anus becomes wider, making room for the explosives.

“My question is whether I am permitted to allow one of the mujahideen access to my anus, if my intentions are honorable, and the purpose is to train for Jihad by widening my anus.”

The sheik praised Allah and said: “In principle, sodomy is forbidden. However, Jihad is more important. It is the pinnacle of Islam. If sodomy is the only way to reach this pinnacle of Islam, then there is no harm in it.

“The rule is that necessity makes the forbidden permissible. Something that is required in order to perform a duty becomes a duty in and of itself. No duty takes precedence over Jihad.

“Therefore, you must be sodomized… After you have been sodomized, you must ask Allah for forgiveness.
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Uh huh, right.  It's for "jihad".
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2013, 07:00:19 PM »
Islam is a mental illness. Obamacare will cover that.............
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2013, 08:16:15 PM »
Why would one need to ask the Satan Allah for forgiveness if it is for the common good?  A real "god" would already know this.  My God knows all.
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2013, 08:46:23 PM »
Islam is a cult of perversion.  No wonder the left never says anything about Muslims. 

Why are the British not shutting this cleric down for conspiracy to commit murder?
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2013, 09:19:54 PM »
You say Hamas,

I say Homos!

Hamas!

Homos!

Let's call the whole thing off...

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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2013, 09:20:25 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 18, 2013, 09:19:54 PM
You say Hamas,

I say Homos!

Hamas!

Homos!

Let's call the whole thing off...

 :rimshot:
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2013, 07:25:33 AM »
I read this fatwa months ago. The jihadist's ass should be big enough to park a U_HAUL rental truck in it by now.
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2013, 07:54:00 AM »
Hurry!...... Secure the sheep and goats........!
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2013, 09:13:17 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 18, 2013, 09:19:54 PM
You say Hamas,

I say Homos!

Hamas!

Homos!

Let's call the whole thing off...

 :rimshot:

Ok, that was funny.   :rofl:
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2013, 10:53:15 AM »
Someone somewhere else asked, "why not just use a dildo or something?  Why bring another dude into it?" 

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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2013, 11:01:21 AM »
Quote from: Karin on March 20, 2013, 10:53:15 AM
Someone somewhere else asked, "why not just use a dildo or something?  Why bring another dude into it?" 



It's against the will of Allah. :puke:
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2013, 12:36:35 PM »
There used to be a website called "Ask Allah" or something like that.  The questions were hilarious. 

One I remember was about having sex with goats.  The Imam, or whatever, said that it was okay, but then you couldn't slaughter it for food.  But, it was okay to sell it to someone else for that purpose.

Oh, and a woman's daughter wanted a doll.  The Imam said it was okay if the head was removed.

I'm serious...... :rofl:
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London-Based Cleric: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purpose
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2013, 12:40:43 PM »
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London-Based Cleric: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes (Video)
 
Posted by Jim Hoft on Monday, March 18, 2013, 6:45 PM
 
London-Based Shiite Cleric Abdallah Al-Khilaf: Wahhabi Fatwa Permits Sodomy to Widen the Anus as a Means to Jihad
 
Abdallah Al-Khilaf: First, we’d like to show you a fatwa, which appeared on the Lions of Sunna Internet forum. One Wahhabi wrote: “Dear Sheik, may Allah grant you martyrdom and black-eyed virgins in Paradise, I wanted to commit a martyrdom operation. I turned to Sheik Abu Dimaa Al-Qassab, who told me that they had invented a new and unprecedented form of martyrdom operations – explosive capsules are inserted into your anus.
 
“In order to train for this method of Jihad, you must consent to being sodomized for a period of time, so that your anus becomes wider, making room for the explosives.
 
“My question is whether I am permitted to allow one of the mujahideen access to my anus, if my intentions are honorable, and the purpose is to train for Jihad by widening my anus.”
 
The sheik praised Allah and said: “In principle, sodomy is forbidden. However, Jihad is more important. It is the pinnacle of Islam. If sodomy is the only way to reach this pinnacle of Islam, then there is no harm in it.

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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2013, 12:46:26 PM »
Thanks for moving my posting!
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2013, 01:11:15 PM »
This is outrageous!

It's time to push back against jihadists!
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2013, 01:41:05 PM »
Sorry for the language, but what the absolute ****??!!
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2013, 08:33:27 AM »
He best make sure he's wearing adult diapers.
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2013, 08:19:18 PM »
Radical Islam needs to come out of the closet.  :whistling:
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2013, 09:17:22 PM »
Homosexuality is quite pervasive in the Muslim world. From what I have heard and read.
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2013, 09:24:02 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on April 01, 2013, 09:17:22 PM
Homosexuality is quite pervasive in the Muslim world. From what I have heard and read.

yup.

so is alcohol abuse.
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2013, 11:58:15 AM »
What is Islamic Rage Boy's take on this?






Oh, wait.....
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2013, 09:32:28 PM »
Please stop replying to this thread.  It ooks me out, and since I responded in it once a long time ago it pops up in my thread alert.  It's just gross.
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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2013, 10:13:47 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on April 10, 2013, 09:32:28 PM
Please stop replying to this thread.  It ooks me out, and since I responded in it once a long time ago it pops up in my thread alert.  It's just gross.

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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2013, 10:31:33 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 10, 2013, 10:13:47 PM
+1   :rofl:

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Re: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2013, 10:38:54 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on April 10, 2013, 10:31:33 PM
bitchslapped for doing a +1!


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