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Offline RobJohnson

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Re: Taverner primitive releases a new song
« Reply #50 on: March 05, 2013, 02:31:14 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on March 04, 2013, 12:52:08 PM
I did, for about 25 seconds before I had to shut it off.

"Hot shot", I've heard cats screwing under garbage cans that sounded better than that.  Did you write the synthesizer parts to be purposely jangly and out of place?  Music isn't supposed to set your nerves on edge, well, love songs aren't.

Blecchh!

You fell in love with his voice? That is sick.  :lmao:
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Re: Taverner primitive releases a new song
« Reply #51 on: March 05, 2013, 09:13:52 AM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on March 04, 2013, 01:47:29 PM
I think we've listened to that song more than anyone at the DU.

An astute observation.
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Re: Taverner primitive releases a new song
« Reply #52 on: March 05, 2013, 09:48:33 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on March 05, 2013, 02:31:14 AM
You fell in love with his voice? That is sick.  :lmao:

Shall I bitchslap you for being such a willfully obtuse twit, Mr Johnson?   :tongue:   :-)
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Re: Taverner primitive releases a new song
« Reply #53 on: March 05, 2013, 02:50:49 PM »
I broke down and went to the site . . . My cat clawed me, thinking that there was a hideous animal around that it would have to defend itself from. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
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Re: Taverner primitive releases a new song
« Reply #54 on: March 05, 2013, 02:53:32 PM »
Replies to Taverner's "taverne'd" up song:

Conservative Cave--54

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Re: Taverner primitive releases a new song
« Reply #55 on: March 05, 2013, 07:29:35 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on March 05, 2013, 02:53:32 PM
Replies to Taverner's "taverne'd" up song:

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 :rofl:

Uh, it's worse than that.

Who went to the Taverner primitive's campfire (to at least read it)?

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Re: Taverner primitive releases a new song
« Reply #56 on: March 05, 2013, 10:19:31 PM »
I refuse to listen to it. I have only so much hearing left, and I will sacrifice any of it for that asshole.

"Wool Mittens?" Knowing it's Taverner's creation, I will guess that the lyrics involve soaking a wool mitten in cod liver oil and using it as a sex toy.
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Re: Taverner primitive releases a new song
« Reply #57 on: March 05, 2013, 10:20:20 PM »
He lives in Oakland, CA.  What else would he need wool mittens for?
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Re: Taverner primitive releases a new song
« Reply #58 on: March 06, 2013, 07:11:29 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 05, 2013, 10:19:31 PM
I refuse to listen to it. I have only so much hearing left, and I will sacrifice any of it for that asshole.

"Wool Mittens?" Knowing it's Taverner's creation, I will guess that the lyrics involve soaking a wool mitten in cod liver oil and using it as a sex toy.

 :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: (Cutbacks, ya know?)  H5!
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Re: Taverner primitive releases a new song
« Reply #59 on: March 06, 2013, 07:38:44 AM »
If California Peggy can't even muster up some encouragement, it MUST be bad.
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Re: Taverner primitive releases a new song
« Reply #60 on: March 06, 2013, 08:56:32 AM »
Quote from: lastparker on March 06, 2013, 07:38:44 AM
If California Peggy can't even muster up some encouragement, it MUST be bad.

It's appallingly bad.  Unbelievably bad.  Unimaginably bad.  It's bad, mkay?

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Re: Taverner primitive releases a new song
« Reply #61 on: March 06, 2013, 10:42:14 AM »
I didn't listen to it, but I'm confident it isn't worse than a CalPig poem.
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Re: Taverner primitive releases a new song
« Reply #62 on: March 06, 2013, 10:43:36 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 06, 2013, 10:42:14 AM
I didn't listen to it, but I'm confident it isn't worse than a CalPig poem.
It's a California Peggy poem put to music.
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Re: Taverner primitive releases a new song
« Reply #63 on: March 10, 2013, 05:05:15 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on March 05, 2013, 09:48:33 AM
Shall I bitchslap you for being such a willfully obtuse twit, Mr Johnson?   :tongue:   :-)

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Re: Taverner primitive releases a new song
« Reply #64 on: March 10, 2013, 05:06:52 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 05, 2013, 10:19:31 PM
I refuse to listen to it. I have only so much hearing left, and I will sacrifice any of it for that asshole.

"Wool Mittens?" Knowing it's Taverner's creation, I will guess that the lyrics involve soaking a wool mitten in cod liver oil and using it as a sex toy.

You won't know until you give it a listen. Wool Mittens
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Re: Taverner primitive releases a new song
« Reply #65 on: March 10, 2013, 05:58:50 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on March 06, 2013, 10:43:36 AM
It's a California Peggy poem put to music.

That was music? Sounded to me like some random notes played on random instruments.... by chimpanzees.
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Re: Taverner primitive releases a new song
« Reply #66 on: March 10, 2013, 06:44:01 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on March 10, 2013, 05:58:50 PM
That was music? Sounded to me like some random notes played on random instruments.... by chimpanzees.

Listen to it a few more times.  :lmao:
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Re: Taverner primitive releases a new song
« Reply #67 on: March 10, 2013, 07:00:45 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on March 10, 2013, 06:44:01 PM
Listen to it a few more times.  :lmao:

How 'bout I just tell you to ESAD instead??    :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:


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Re: Taverner primitive releases a new song
« Reply #68 on: March 10, 2013, 07:18:44 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on March 10, 2013, 07:00:45 PM
How 'bout I just tell you to ESAD instead??    :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:


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Re: Taverner primitive releases a new song
« Reply #69 on: March 11, 2013, 04:16:09 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on March 10, 2013, 06:44:01 PM
Listen to it a few more times.  :lmao:

Then you should know that the instruments were played by chimpanzees, after that.
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