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Offline 17 Oaks

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If you want to be a GOOD Democrat:
« on: February 24, 2013, 08:19:35 PM »
If you want to be a GOOD Democrat:

1. You believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal funding.

2. You believe that the same school system that can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow the best qualified to teach those same kids all about sex.

3. You believe guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese communists or radical Muslims.

4. You believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

 5. You believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs!

6. You believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural

7. You are against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.

8. You believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

9. You believe that hunters do not care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.

10. You believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.

12. You believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the constitution.

13. You believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.

15. You believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You believe Hillary Clinton is all about "progress" not power.  She just wants to help us out of the archaic system of governing that we have been subject to for the past 200 plus years.

17. You believe that the only reason socialism has not worked anywhere it’s been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge such as Hillary Clinton or Hussein Obama.

18. You believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House and you would vote him back in there in a New York minute (if you could).

19. You believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

 20. You believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

21. You believe that the vociferous minorities who protest against prayer and saluting the flag in school have far more rights than the majority who believe in God and country and want these values to be instilled in our young children

So what do YOU believe?
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Re: If you want to be a GOOD Democrat:
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2013, 07:19:22 AM »
Hi 5, an excellant list of what they think. This one especially seems to be believed by many of them. It would take way too many hits off the  :stoner: to believe this whole list in my opinion.

If you want to be a GOOD Democrat:

1. You believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal funding.

2. You believe that the same school system that can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow the best qualified to teach those same kids all about sex.

3. You believe guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese communists or radical Muslims.

4. You believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

 5. You believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs!

6. You believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural

7. You are against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.

8. You believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

9. You believe that hunters do not care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.

10. You believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
12. You believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the constitution.

13. You believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.

15. You believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You believe Hillary Clinton is all about "progress" not power.  She just wants to help us out of the archaic system of governing that we have been subject to for the past 200 plus years.

17. You believe that the only reason socialism has not worked anywhere it’s been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge such as Hillary Clinton or Hussein Obama.

18. You believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House and you would vote him back in there in a New York minute (if you could).

19. You believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

 20. You believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

21. You believe that the vociferous minorities who protest against prayer and saluting the flag in school have far more rights than the majority who believe in God and country and want these values to be instilled in our young children

So what do YOU believe?

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Re: If you want to be a GOOD Democrat:
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2013, 07:24:58 AM »
Hi 5, an excellant list of what they think. This one especially seems to be believed by many of them. It would take way too many hits off the  :stoner: to believe this whole list in my opinion.

Yes I like #11, flashbacks to to that cold rainy night in Dec when I stepped off the plane in SEATAC Airport and was greeted by a bunch of folks who blamed me for Vietnam...yea blame some 19 year old kid for Vietnam made a LOT of sense, typically LibTard thinking
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Re: If you want to be a GOOD Democrat:
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2013, 07:42:09 AM »
Yes I like #11, flashbacks to to that cold rainy night in Dec when I stepped off the plane in SEATAC Airport and was greeted by a bunch of folks who blamed me for Vietnam...yea blame some 19 year old kid for Vietnam made a LOT of sense, typically LibTard thinking

Sorry to hear about that sir. Trust me, your sacrifices are appreciated still. Every time a Vietnam Vet tells me thank you I say the opposite. What you went through in Vietnam was bad enough, then to come home to an ungrateful nation was just a slap in the face. You are the real heroes, I am just privilaged to walk in the footsteps you set. Names like SSG Roy Benevidez,Humbert Versace, Fred Zabitosky, Adelbert Waldron III. and Franklin Miller are remembered and honored by me.
“Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms”

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Re: If you want to be a GOOD Democrat:
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2013, 08:06:12 AM »
Sorry to hear about that sir. Trust me, your sacrifices are appreciated still. Every time a Vietnam Vet tells me thank you I say the opposite. What you went through in Vietnam was bad enough, then to come home to an ungrateful nation was just a slap in the face. You are the real heroes, I am just privilaged to walk in the footsteps you set. Names like SSG Roy Benevidez,Humbert Versace, Fred Zabitosky, Adelbert Waldron III. and Franklin Miller are remembered and honored by me.

Thank you and your are welcome.  What is odd looking back was I stepped off the DMZ in Vietnam and on to a college campus which became some of the very best years of my life.  I was write vote for President of the Student Body receiving more votes than all the others running combined.  Can you imagine my shock when I was called into the Dean's office and here sits the leaders of the school and they open the exchange with 'we have a problem'.  In the end I took the high road and turned it down, I was not running for President, had not sought the office and felt I should not take the position.  Not sure why but I was very popular even among the anti war crowd...maybe being 6'3" and in the kind of shape that only comes from a hard life in the jungles as a combat soldier gives one.  Looking back what I now know is that LibTards when face to face are nothing but a yellow stain on themselves and my country.

I knew Sgt Roy, God rest his troubled soul, I know he is in a better place. 
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