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Man: NY Hospital Forced Rectal Exam
« on: January 16, 2008, 11:30:56 AM »
Man: NY Hospital Forced Rectal Exam

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NEW YORK (AP) - A construction worker claimed in a lawsuit claiming that when he went to a hospital after being hit on the forehead by a falling wooden beam, emergency room staffers forcibly gave him a rectal examination.

Brian Persaud, 38, says in court papers that after he denied a request by NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital emergency room employees to examine his rectum, he was "assaulted, battered and falsely imprisoned."

His lawyer, Gerrard M. Marrone, said he and Persaud later learned the exam was one way of determining whether he had suffered spinal damage in the accident.

Marrone said his client got eight stitches for a cut over his eyebrow.

Then, Marrone said, emergency room staffers insisted on examining his rectum and held him down while he begged, "Please don't do that." He said Persaud hit a doctor while flailing around and staffers gave him an injection, which knocked him out, and performed the rectal exam.

Persaud woke up handcuffed to a bed and with an oxygen tube down his throat, the lawyer said, and spent three days in a detention center.


Sounds more like something that would happen in SanFransicko than in NY.   :whatever:

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Re: Man: NY Hospital Forced Rectal Exam
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2008, 11:38:06 AM »
Well that's a load of sh*t. :popcorn:

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Re: Man: NY Hospital Forced Rectal Exam
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2008, 11:39:56 AM »
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Persaud's lawsuit, filed in Manhattan's state Supreme Court, seeks unspecified damages. A judge dismissed a misdemeanor assault charge against him.

When they outlaw rectal exams, only outlaws will be examing your rectum.

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Re: Man: NY Hospital Forced Rectal Exam
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2008, 11:41:23 AM »
  • They only did a half-assed job.
  • What a pain in the ... aaah. Too easy.
  • You pay good money for that in other parts of New York!
  • I hope they bought him dinner first!

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Re: Man: NY Hospital Forced Rectal Exam
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2008, 11:42:42 AM »
  • They only did a half-assed job.
  • What a pain in the ... aaah. Too easy.
  • You pay good money for that in other parts of New York!
  • I hope they bought him dinner first!

Whew. I'm done.

You didn't want anyone touching those gems did you, splsh?  :-)

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Re: Man: NY Hospital Forced Rectal Exam
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2008, 11:45:14 AM »
They all came to me exactly at the same time!  :uhsure:
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Re: Man: NY Hospital Forced Rectal Exam
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2008, 11:45:32 AM »
  • They only did a half-assed job.
  • What a pain in the ... aaah. Too easy.
  • You pay good money for that in other parts of New York!
  • I hope they bought him dinner first!

Whew. I'm done.

You didn't want anyone touching those gems did you, splsh?  :-)
They just wanted to be sure the guy wasn't half cracked.   :-)
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Re: Man: NY Hospital Forced Rectal Exam
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2008, 11:50:16 AM »
  • They only did a half-assed job.
  • What a pain in the ... aaah. Too easy.
  • You pay good money for that in other parts of New York!
  • I hope they bought him dinner first!

Whew. I'm done.

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Re: Man: NY Hospital Forced Rectal Exam
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2008, 12:03:25 PM »
When questioned, the doctor said that he misplaced his car keys.

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Re: Man: NY Hospital Forced Rectal Exam
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2008, 01:15:40 PM »
  • They only did a half-assed job.
  • What a pain in the ... aaah. Too easy.
  • You pay good money for that in other parts of New York!
  • I hope they bought him dinner first!

Whew. I'm done.

You didn't want anyone touching those gems did you, splsh?  :-)
They just wanted to be sure the guy wasn't half cracked.   :-)

That's ass-backwards... :-)

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Re: Man: NY Hospital Forced Rectal Exam
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2008, 01:53:02 PM »
Did he mention that he wanted to wear a dress when it was over?
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Re: Man: NY Hospital Forced Rectal Exam
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2008, 02:08:08 PM »

wow.  that just wasn't his day.

uh, did he pass the rectal exam?

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Re: Man: NY Hospital Forced Rectal Exam
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2008, 02:33:09 PM »
Who treated him? Dr. House?
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Re: Man: NY Hospital Forced Rectal Exam
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2008, 02:52:43 PM »
Who treated him? Dr. House?

Yes.  And Allison had seen it all in a dream the night before, but she never saw any faces.

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Re: Man: NY Hospital Forced Rectal Exam
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2008, 03:59:49 PM »
Rectum?

damn near killed 'im!
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« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2008, 04:48:16 PM »
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Re: Man: NY Hospital Forced Rectal Exam
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2008, 06:36:54 PM »
Most people like to get kissed before getting ass F$%#ed.  :-)

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Re: Man: NY Hospital Forced Rectal Exam
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2008, 07:21:19 PM »
Rectum?

damn near killed 'im!

Guess he had a real crack up.   :lmao:
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