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Offline 17 Oaks

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Got fired from new job already
« on: January 28, 2013, 01:42:08 PM »
Well first day on the job and just been fired from the 911 Emergency Call Center.

A man called Abdul Ahmed Mohammad phoned and said, "I'm depressed living in America and lying on the railway track waiting for the train to come, so I can finally meet Allah and have many virgins."

Apparently, "Remain calm and stay on the line" was the wrong response.
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Got here thru God, Guns and Guts, I speak John Wayne, Johnny Cash and John Deere; this make ME: Christian, Conservative, Capitalist, Constitutionalist...any questions?

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Re: Got fired from new job already
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2013, 02:33:58 PM »
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Re: Got fired from new job already
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2013, 07:39:08 PM »
Did you tell him to enjoy his virgens as well :tongue:
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Re: Got fired from new job already
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2013, 07:41:33 PM »
Quote from: A7X_foREVer on January 29, 2013, 07:39:08 PM
Did you tell him to enjoy his virgens as well :tongue:
LOL, no I asked him if he had any pictures of his wife nekkid...he said no, so I asked if it wanted some.  LOL
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Got here thru God, Guns and Guts, I speak John Wayne, Johnny Cash and John Deere; this make ME: Christian, Conservative, Capitalist, Constitutionalist...any questions?
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