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October T.S.A Results
« on: January 01, 2013, 02:39:27 PM »
The T.S.A. disclosed the official Airport Screening Results

October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
 
Terrorists Discovered
 0
 
Transvestites
 133
 
Hernias
 1,485
 
Hemorrhoid Cases
 3,172
 
Enlarged Prostates
 8,249
 
Breast Implants
 59,350
 
Natural Blondes
 3
 

It was also discovered that 335 members of the Senate and Congress had no balls.

 

This information is posted as a Public Service
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