I notice Da Saint Fan has the Fred Thompson facts in his sig, so I'll post some of Edwards.
John Edwards always has the football game on, but only really watches it when the offensive line is bent over waiting for the snap.
John Edwards believes that "NFL" stands for "Nightly Fix of Lifetime".
Sequined fur coat, candelabra, Liberace CD's blaring - just another football Sunday at John Edwards's house.
John Edwards's least favorite part of the campaign trail? Bone-crushing handshakes from toddlers.
John Edwards's first action if elected President? Installing an all-Streisand karaoke machine on Air Force One.
Best part about becoming President for John Edwards? Writing "1600 Pennsylvania Avenue" on his Cosmo subscription renewal card.
John Edwards cant resist jumping into the flame wars on the "Downy vs. Snuggle" message boards.
John Edwards is banned from the First Response Home Pregnancy Test factory because his mere presence turns all of the test sticks pink.
In high school, John Edwards was regularly beaten up and had his lunch money stolen by Napoleon Dynamite.
John Edwards once tried to take candy from a baby. He spent the next month wearing oversized sunglasses and telling people he "walked into a door".
