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Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker
« on: December 22, 2012, 01:26:53 AM »
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Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker

Man's gas blamed for creating "intolerable" workplace

DECEMBER 21--A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded “releasing the awful and unpleasant odor” in his Baltimore office.
 
In a December 10 letter accusing him of “conduct unbecoming a federal officer,” the Social Security Administration employee was informed that his “uncontrollable flatulence” had created an “intolerable” and “hostile” environment for coworkers, several of whom have lodged complaints with supervisors......

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/coworkers-attacked-by-gas-645132

The five-page letter's a hoot.
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Re: Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2012, 01:39:24 AM »
It says a lot that his co-workers had plenty of time to kill recording every fart this person ripped. Keep the farter, fire the rest.
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Re: Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2012, 03:23:20 PM »
 :lmao:

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Re: Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2012, 02:34:49 AM »
Some people really have no shame!

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