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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #50 on: November 01, 2012, 09:20:33 PM »
I call it the Chili of Manliness because I first posted the recipe at the Art of Manliness website.

Real chili men don't need no damned recipe. It's simple - meat, chilis, spices, a bit of stock. Oh, and onions, to help counteract yesterday's farts.

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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #51 on: November 01, 2012, 09:28:08 PM »
Real chili men don't need no damned recipe. It's simple - meat, chilis, spices, a bit of stock. Oh, and onions, to help counteract yesterday's farts.

I do it as a public service for future Men of Greatness. There is a whole younger generation who need our wisdom and guidance.

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That's no way to treat your guests!  :bird:

Those who salute with one finger don't get invited over, so one T-bone will be enough!

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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #52 on: November 01, 2012, 10:27:28 PM »
Well, I for one cant wait to try it. beans or no beans!!..so there :tongue:
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #53 on: November 01, 2012, 10:37:42 PM »
Suckup.
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #54 on: November 01, 2012, 10:45:26 PM »
Suckup.
hey better a suck uo than a sucker!
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #55 on: November 02, 2012, 04:07:07 AM »
That stuff in the bowl with the beans....

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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #56 on: November 02, 2012, 01:07:38 PM »
You and me both. The commissary had T-bones for $2.75 a pound. I'm gonna wrap one in bacon and make a T-mignon!


Dang, that's a GREAT price!!
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #57 on: November 02, 2012, 01:10:29 PM »
Dang, that's a GREAT price!!
That's practically free.
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #58 on: November 03, 2012, 04:18:58 PM »
It's only for us, who know Chili doesn't have beans.

The rest we feed to you Yankees....and our dogs.

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Re: The Chili of Manliness
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #60 on: November 04, 2012, 07:37:36 PM »
"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism, but under the name of liberalism they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program until one day America will be a socialist nation without ever knowing how it happened."
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #61 on: November 04, 2012, 09:49:48 PM »
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #62 on: November 04, 2012, 10:51:03 PM »
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #63 on: November 05, 2012, 02:29:39 AM »
Whatever my wife cooks me is a manly meal.  Chili included.

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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #64 on: November 08, 2012, 03:11:50 PM »
HOLY MOTHER FLETCHER!! This chili is hot!!!(spicey) . I can feel the hair follicles forming!!  I :bow: to your awesome cookiness!! :yum:
The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #65 on: November 08, 2012, 03:16:50 PM »
HOLY MOTHER FLETCHER!! This chili is hot!!!(spicey) . I can feel the hair follicles forming!!  I :bow: to your awesome cookiness!! :yum:

  :panic:  Oh wait, i read that as testicles forming.  Never mind, carry on. :rofl:

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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #66 on: November 08, 2012, 03:18:05 PM »
Half a tablespoon of chili powder?  That's "hot"?
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #67 on: November 08, 2012, 03:25:13 PM »
Half a tablespoon of chili powder?  That's "hot"?
Chipotle Chilli is hotter than regular chili pepper sonny!!!!
The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

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A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #68 on: November 08, 2012, 03:29:16 PM »
Chipotles are smoked jalapeno peppers.  I use them in my own chili.
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #69 on: November 08, 2012, 04:09:39 PM »
Chipotle Chilli is hotter than regular chili pepper sonny!!!!

No they ain't.

You'd better read up on Scoville units, hon.

That stuff will set you free.  :hyper:
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #70 on: November 08, 2012, 04:25:26 PM »
No they ain't.

You'd better read up on Scoville units, hon.

That stuff will set you free.  :hyper:
OK, But this chili is tres awesome!!
The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #71 on: November 08, 2012, 06:12:07 PM »
OK, But this chili is tres awesome!!

I'm glad you like it. Now get out there and invite some nice fireman over for dinner!
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #72 on: November 08, 2012, 09:44:03 PM »
well I hope he has a long hose!!!
The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money".  Lady Maggie Thatcher

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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #73 on: November 08, 2012, 09:50:39 PM »
well I hope he has a long hose!!!
It's not length that matter -- it's girth.
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #74 on: November 08, 2012, 09:53:20 PM »
It's not length that matter -- it's girth.
Whats the point of a short thick dick, if it has  no lenngth?
The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

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