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Offline Chris_

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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2012, 06:44:24 PM »
well i just throw a piece of pasta at fridge. If it's done, it will stick...... :p
That doesn't work as well with butterfly pasta or mac and cheese.
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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2012, 06:55:33 PM »
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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2012, 06:56:22 PM »
Men

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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2012, 07:14:17 PM »
Men:  One rib short of perfection.
Girls never talk about problems like this. don't know why.

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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2012, 08:30:31 AM »
Girls never talk about problems like this. don't know why.

Girls learn from mothers, and therefore don't have problems like this.   :-)
Don't get stuck on stupid...

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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2012, 09:25:13 AM »
Girls learn from mothers, and therefore don't have problems like this.   :-)


Uh no. Not all of us.

Some of us, learn from cookbooks. I still have my very first cookbook, Betty Crocker Cookbook, it's a red binder cookbook, that I got when I was 20.

Women are also VERY GOOD at reading directions... you know, the ones on packages....bottles....maps.  :tongue:
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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2012, 12:44:46 PM »

Uh no. Not all of us.

Some of us, learn from cookbooks. I still have my very first cookbook, Betty Crocker Cookbook, it's a red binder cookbook, that I got when I was 20.

(some)   Women are also VERY GOOD at reading directions... you know, the ones on packages....bottles....maps.  :tongue:

 My wife buys appliances, watches, etc., and gives me the directions to read so I can tell her how to operate.  :-)

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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2012, 12:47:38 PM »
My wife buys appliances, watches, etc., and gives me the directions to read so I can tell her how to operate.  :-)

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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #33 on: September 18, 2012, 05:37:45 AM »

 :thatsright:
I think I speak for a lot of men by saying, I don't get it.
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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #34 on: September 18, 2012, 10:52:18 PM »
My wife buys appliances, watches, etc., and gives me the directions to read so I can tell her how to operate.  :-)

I think I speak for a lot of men by saying, I don't get it.
It means his wife knows all about how to operate the gadgets involved. She just gives hubby the directions so he can feel useful.

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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #35 on: September 19, 2012, 04:03:39 PM »
It means his wife knows all about how to operate the gadgets involved. She just gives hubby the directions so he can feel useful.
Still not getting it. Isn't that what women want ?
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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #36 on: September 19, 2012, 06:01:52 PM »
Still not getting it. Isn't that what women want ?


His wife doesn't need his help on how to figure out how to do the stuff. She hands him the object and the directions, in order to boost his ego and feel needed, while ACTING the ditz brain.

Now do you get it?

If not, you are on your own, cause otherwise you are just trying to build up your post count.   :whatever:
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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #37 on: September 19, 2012, 08:47:36 PM »

His wife doesn't need his help on how to figure out how to do the stuff. She hands him the object and the directions, in order to boost his ego and feel needed, while ACTING the ditz brain.

Now do you get it?

If not, you are on your own, cause otherwise you are just trying to build up your post count.   :whatever:

By now a woman might conclude that men just don't get it. As for post count, up till now I haven't needed much help with that.
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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #38 on: September 24, 2012, 03:49:57 PM »
Chris, what's with all the pasta testing/fishing one out of the pot?  You just buy Barilla, and it says, "Al dente perfection in 7 minutes."  Or whatever.  Set the timer.  Good to go.

Mr. Mannn, I was somehow under the impression that you'd been married for years and years. 

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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #39 on: September 24, 2012, 03:54:35 PM »
I didn't read the box.  :ashamed:
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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #40 on: September 24, 2012, 10:24:40 PM »
Chris, what's with all the pasta testing/fishing one out of the pot?  You just buy Barilla, and it says, "Al dente perfection in 7 minutes."  Or whatever.  Set the timer.  Good to go.

Mr. Mannn, I was somehow under the impression that you'd been married for years and years. 
Life long bachelor. Wah.
If I had been married, life would be perfect. I would come home to a neck massage and a well made dinner.
My wife would be posting here about how much she loves to cook for her husband.
Yep. If I was married, I would never need to clean house, or do the dishes. My super model wife would have retired to domestic bliss. She would never complain about picking up socks off the floor, and she'd love to watch my old monster movies.

Life would be good. The married guys just don't appreciate what they have.

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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #41 on: September 24, 2012, 10:47:01 PM »
(He did the mush)
He did the spaghetti mush
(The spaghetti mush)
It was a kitchen smush
(He did the mush)
It all had to be flushed
(He did the mush)
He did the spaghetti mush




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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #42 on: September 25, 2012, 10:07:22 AM »
Life long bachelor. Wah.
If I had been married, life would be perfect. I would come home to a neck massage and a well made dinner.
My wife would be posting here about how much she loves to cook for her husband.
Yep. If I was married, I would never need to clean house, or do the dishes. My super model wife would have retired to domestic bliss. She would never complain about picking up socks off the floor, and she'd love to watch my old monster movies.

Life would be good. The married guys just don't appreciate what they have.



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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #43 on: September 26, 2012, 08:25:45 AM »

Boy are you in for a surprise. 

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Yeh he is  :rotf:






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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #44 on: September 26, 2012, 04:01:05 PM »
Off Topic:  Mr. Mannn, we recently adopted a cat off the street.  My husband hasn't cared for the name I gave him (Bob).  So last night he addresses him as "Mr. Mannn."  So, now you have a namesake.  :-)

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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #45 on: September 26, 2012, 07:38:20 PM »
Off Topic:  Mr. Mannn, we recently adopted a cat off the street.  My husband hasn't cared for the name I gave him (Bob).  So last night he addresses him as "Mr. Mannn."  So, now you have a namesake.  :-)

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I refer to my dog, Angus, as Mr. Mannn as well.  Usually when he is being a pistol.   :-)

ETA: Been doing it way before I was ever a member of this forum, so no bad intent or slam there...
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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #46 on: September 28, 2012, 07:13:23 PM »
Off Topic:  Mr. Mannn, we recently adopted a cat off the street.  My husband hasn't cared for the name I gave him (Bob).  So last night he addresses him as "Mr. Mannn."  So, now you have a namesake.  :-)
See, husbands have uses from time to time.
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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #47 on: September 28, 2012, 07:14:22 PM »
:rofl:

I refer to my dog, Angus, as Mr. Mannn as well.  Usually when he is being a pistol.   :-)

ETA: Been doing it way before I was ever a member of this forum, so no bad intent or slam there...
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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #48 on: September 28, 2012, 09:11:58 PM »
:thatsright: I know whats gonna happen now. There will be a post, "Mr Mannn pooped on my carpet...again!"

Not from me, my Mr Mannn doesn't poop on the carpet....you????
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Re: Spaghetti Mush
« Reply #49 on: September 29, 2012, 07:07:21 AM »
Not from me, my Mr Mannn doesn't poop on the carpet....you????
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