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Offline CG6468

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Speed of light
« on: August 18, 2012, 10:05:33 AM »
If you're driving at the speed of light, what happens when you turn your headlights on?
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Re: Speed of light
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2012, 12:21:12 PM »
If you're driving at the speed of light, what happens when you turn your headlights on?

At that speed, who needs headlights?
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Re: Speed of light
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2012, 12:41:41 PM »
At that speed, who needs headlights?

You won't see anything, but you might be visible to other things - like meteors and comets.
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Re: Speed of light
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2012, 12:43:59 PM »
When light needs a rest from the rigors of traveling at the speed of light, it uses a photon futon.
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