I have given serious consideration to purchasing an auto-darkening welding helmet just for the purpose of view DUmmie picture threads.
You know of course that even a complete body makeover is not going to make Vlada Mitty Miss America, or even 50,000th runner-up to Miss America, but really, the oblate spheroid
can do some things so as to
minimize the ugliness.
I'm no makeover expert, but I do see her main problems are (a) her long stringy dirty hair, also thinning and (b) her body shape, a reverse-hourglass figure.
Surely there's some quick easy simple things she can do, to
minimize that.
Vlada Mitty can't do what I do (wear the hair slightly longer than usual so as to hide the absence of ears), covering up her ugliness totally--that would require a burqa, for God's sake--but she can do things to
minimize it.
However, I don't think Vlada Mitty really cares.
You've been around a while, sir; surely you remember when Lyndon Johnson was president, and had that sordid habit of sitting on the commode emptying his bowels.....with the door open, and his aides (both male and female) compelled to watch the evacuation.
This is a sign of contempt for others; that one doesn't care if one looks bad in front of other people, because other people don't count.
The same thing with Vlada Mitty. She purposely looks like shit, purposely looks her worst, purposely displays herself in the most squalid sort of way, to express her contempt for others.
She's God after all, vastly superior to we lowly beings, and we are supposed to worship her no matter what.