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Re: An Overheard Conversation at the MSP Airport ...(bouncy)
« Reply #50 on: June 21, 2012, 10:41:14 PM »
In all my years of going to the store or sitting in airports I have never once tuned into another persons private conversation much less memorized it. But then again, being a conservative I treat people the same way I want to be treated. Leave me alone and I will leave you alone and will I not listen to a private conversation unless I am invited to join in. Libs just have to poke into everyones business.

As for Subway pizza, it is ok. Not great. Makes sense for them to make pizza I guess. They have the dough, the toppings, and the little ovens to toast the bread. I can not reconmend any of their breakfast food tho.

Gawd, now I want a Firehouse sub. :drool:
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Re: An Overheard Conversation at the MSP Airport ...(bouncy)
« Reply #51 on: June 21, 2012, 10:54:36 PM »
I couldn't tell you the conversations I had at work today... let alone some conversation someone else was having.
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Re: An Overheard Conversation at the MSP Airport ...(bouncy)
« Reply #52 on: June 21, 2012, 11:57:47 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on June 21, 2012, 02:41:00 PM
I love it when they remember a conversation verbatim!

Cindie

Almost like they just made it up.   ::)
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Re: An Overheard Conversation at the MSP Airport ...(bouncy)
« Reply #53 on: June 22, 2012, 12:03:25 AM »
Quote from: ADsOutburst on June 21, 2012, 06:06:48 PM
These stories sound like nothing but liberals living out their fantasies of blasting their opposition in arguments. The biggest giveaway might be all the people nodding in agreement and snickering.

It's so obvious.  Soooo... liberal Billy Liar.
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Re: An Overheard Conversation at the MSP Airport ...(bouncy)
« Reply #54 on: June 22, 2012, 04:21:08 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on June 21, 2012, 08:07:28 PM
For some weird reason you VRWC agents don't keep me informed or up to date at all on upcoming ops.

Naaah . . . it's all in the past.  Someone should be able to fill you in.  It might have something to do with UP . . .
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Re: An Overheard Conversation at the MSP Airport ...(bouncy)
« Reply #55 on: June 22, 2012, 05:07:51 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 21, 2012, 07:38:21 PM
What was the cabbage doing? :???: :tongue:

Forget the cabbage, I bet the potatoes had their eyes on you!    :naughty:   :lmao:
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Re: An Overheard Conversation at the MSP Airport ...(bouncy)
« Reply #56 on: June 22, 2012, 07:09:05 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on June 21, 2012, 08:02:52 PM

At a few grocery stores yes, you put the quarter in then when you're done you take your cart back, stick the thingy in it from the cart in front of you and your quarter pops out.



Wow...I actually love that idea and wish grocery stores around here used that. My biggest pet peeve is people leaving their shopping carts in the middle of the dang parking lot....It ticks me off to no end when I have to get out of my car to move a cart in order to park.
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Re: An Overheard Conversation at the MSP Airport ...(bouncy)
« Reply #57 on: June 22, 2012, 07:25:26 AM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on June 21, 2012, 03:38:51 PM
As far as I know this is the first Bouncy that 1StrongBlackMan has fabricated. Considering Bouncy Tales are a difficult form of fiction writing to master I think it is pretty stellar for a first attempt.

First I've seen of him with a Bouncy as well.  He's a regular in their black support group.  Prolly trying for GD cred.  Despite a couple of exceptions he did a pretty good job of it in his initial foray.
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Re: An Overheard Conversation at the MSP Airport ...(bouncy)
« Reply #58 on: June 22, 2012, 07:31:03 AM »
Quote from: Carl on June 21, 2012, 04:49:36 PM
Subway has pizza?

That's where I pretty much stopped reading.

And unless I know someone, I pretty much don't talk to ANYONE in the boarding area unless they're a gate agent.  Bar?  Hey, you don't like paying $6 for a beer?  Try Manhattan, where a beer during "Happy Hour" goes for $7.  Even then, I don't strike up conversations with random people outside of what might be playing on ESPN.
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Re: An Overheard Conversation at the MSP Airport ...(bouncy)
« Reply #59 on: June 22, 2012, 07:42:22 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on June 21, 2012, 08:02:52 PM
At a few grocery stores yes, you put the quarter in then when you're done you take your cart back, stick the thingy in it from the cart in front of you and your quarter pops out.

So instead of hiring bagboys to go out and gather the carts, the store has the customer return it and bribes them with getting their 25 cents back.  Dear Leader should have mentioned this job killer along with the ATM machines.

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Re: An Overheard Conversation at the MSP Airport ...(bouncy)
« Reply #60 on: June 22, 2012, 07:45:30 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on June 22, 2012, 07:42:22 AM
So instead of hiring bagboys to go out and gather the carts, the store has the customer return it and bribes them with getting their 25 cents back.  Dear Leader should have mentioned this job killer along with the ATM machines.

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Oh, you'll still have a few lazy ****ers out there who won't return them.  And I like what our local stores do--there are some "slower" folks who they hire to bag and gather the carts.  Give these folks a great sense of worth, for which I approve with my patronage.
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Re: An Overheard Conversation at the MSP Airport ...(bouncy)
« Reply #61 on: June 22, 2012, 07:56:26 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on June 21, 2012, 07:25:48 PM
Why would this DUmmie just HAPPEN onto a conversation that covers every single thing the democrats believe and, naturally, include every response in the exact tone, prejudice, inability to grasp the issue that liberals believe about conservatives and respond in the exact way liberals are convinced everyone should think?

And why do the DUmmies usually believe this crap?

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An excellent post and H5 for the effort.  What caught me was the snipped part above.  I think you distilled it nicely in that paragraph. 
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Re: An Overheard Conversation at the MSP Airport ...(bouncy)
« Reply #62 on: June 22, 2012, 08:20:03 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on June 21, 2012, 08:02:52 PM
:lmao: I didn't look at the cabbage and didn't even care LOL!

Nope, no cops and no bushes Bad Dog, and nope, no converting or applause Kyle! :lmao:

At a few grocery stores yes, you put the quarter in then when you're done you take your cart back, stick the thingy in it from the cart in front of you and your quarter pops out.



Okay. So you get your quarter back if you have proper manners. I don't have a problem with that and wish they would do it around here. It would probably mean less carts blowing around the parking lot. It really pisses me off to see someone parked two spaces from the cart corral (or whatever they call it) who is too lazy to put the cart where it is suppose to go.
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Re: An Overheard Conversation at the MSP Airport ...(bouncy)
« Reply #63 on: June 22, 2012, 08:22:21 AM »
Quote from: dixierose on June 22, 2012, 07:09:05 AM
Wow...I actually love that idea and wish grocery stores around here used that. My biggest pet peeve is people leaving their shopping carts in the middle of the dang parking lot....It ticks me off to no end when I have to get out of my car to move a cart in order to park.

People still leave their carts in the middle of the parking lot, not most of the time, but some still do.
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Re: An Overheard Conversation at the MSP Airport ...(bouncy)
« Reply #64 on: June 22, 2012, 08:26:05 AM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on June 22, 2012, 08:20:03 AM
Okay. So you get your quarter back if you have proper manners. I don't have a problem with that and wish they would do it around here. It would probably mean less carts blowing around the parking lot. It really pisses me off to see someone parked two spaces from the cart corral (or whatever they call it) who is too lazy to put the cart where it is suppose to go.

I'm sure that's the reason they started doing that, but a few people still leave the carts in the parking lot and don't worry about their quarter, then you get nice people who see you struggling for your quarter in your purse and they give you the cart for free, I've had people give me the cart for free and I've done it, and you kind of just pay it forward, if you've been given the cart for free you give it to someone else for free, or just leave it someone in the parking lot and don't attach it to the other cart so the quarter is still in it.
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Re: An Overheard Conversation at the MSP Airport ...(bouncy)
« Reply #65 on: June 22, 2012, 09:39:07 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on June 22, 2012, 08:26:05 AM
I'm sure that's the reason they started doing that, but a few people still leave the carts in the parking lot and don't worry about their quarter, then you get nice people who see you struggling for your quarter in your purse and they give you the cart for free, I've had people give me the cart for free and I've done it, and you kind of just pay it forward, if you've been given the cart for free you give it to someone else for free, or just leave it someone in the parking lot and don't attach it to the other cart so the quarter is still in it.

Then the evile capitalist grocery store gets to steal all those quarters from the downtrodden people.
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Re: An Overheard Conversation at the MSP Airport ...(bouncy)
« Reply #66 on: June 22, 2012, 10:51:49 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on June 22, 2012, 07:42:22 AM
So instead of hiring bagboys to go out and gather the carts, the store has the customer return it and bribes them with getting their 25 cents back.  Dear Leader should have mentioned this job killer along with the ATM machines.

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I used to be a cart monkey at Wally World (this one had "islands" in the parking lot where there were trees and grass).  If we weren't on those areas constantly, people would fill those things up with carts, regardless of where the cart corrals were.
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Re: An Overheard Conversation at the MSP Airport ...(bouncy)
« Reply #67 on: June 22, 2012, 10:55:08 AM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on June 22, 2012, 10:51:49 AM
I used to be a cart monkey at Wally World (this one had "islands" in the parking lot where there were trees and grass).  If we weren't on those areas constantly, people would fill those things up with carts, regardless of where the cart corrals were.

CART ANARCHY!!!
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