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Offline A7X_foREVer

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Almost here
« on: June 05, 2012, 01:23:51 PM »
The wedding day is almost here any suggestions for a wedding gift for the new Mrs.?
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2012, 01:34:18 PM »
Quote from: A7X_foREVer on June 05, 2012, 01:23:51 PM
The wedding day is almost here any suggestions for a wedding gift for the new Mrs.?

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Re: Almost here
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2012, 01:44:09 PM »
Ok, this is becoming a trend.  Are you going to post after you get married asking what you should do on your honeymoon to her?  Gotta take the bull by the horns dude and make your own way with your own traditions  :naughty:
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2012, 01:46:33 PM »
Quote from: Gina on June 05, 2012, 01:44:09 PM
Ok, this is becoming a trend.  Are you going to post after you get married asking what you should do on your honeymoon to her?  Gotta take the bull by the horns dude and make your own way with your own traditions  :naughty:


No got that down thanks   :naughty: just want to make her happy on the big day
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2012, 01:56:42 PM »
Quote from: A7X_foREVer on June 05, 2012, 01:46:33 PM

No got that down thanks   :naughty: just want to make her happy on the big day

Skip the cookware, appliances, vacuum cleaners. That's all bullshit and that's no gift from a groom to his bride.

Just come up with your own vows.

Be original in your thinking and don't be influenced by "the bigger the price tag, the better the gift."

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Re: Almost here
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2012, 02:01:41 PM »


Let me know how it goes.
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2012, 02:17:43 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 05, 2012, 02:01:41 PM


Let me know how it goes.

oh shit  :panic:
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2012, 02:31:12 PM »
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2012, 02:57:00 PM »
Chris, this is the sanctity of marriage we're talking about here.  Virtual BS. 

I've never gotten a wedding gift from either husband.  So I don't know.  Jewelry?  It should be symbolic and not too ostentatious.  Something to maybe pass on to her future kin. 
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2012, 02:59:47 PM »
Jewelry? That'll insult her. Women love cleaning appliances and cooking utensils.
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2012, 03:04:02 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on June 05, 2012, 02:59:47 PM
Jewelry? That'll insult her. Women love cleaning appliances and cooking utensils.

Just give her your sperm.  That's all wimminz want anyways  :whatever:
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2012, 03:04:27 PM »
Since when do husbands and wives exchange wedding gifts?

I've never seen it done at any wedding I've attended.
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2012, 03:05:24 PM »
Gift certificate to a day spa?

You know her likes and dislikes better than we do.
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2012, 03:05:32 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on June 05, 2012, 03:04:27 PM
Since when do husbands and wives exchange wedding gifts?

I've never seen it done at any wedding I've attended.

shit now women expect a push present when they give birth to a child.  You wouldn't believe all these women showing off their diamond rings and earrings their hubbies got them for pushing out a puppy
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2012, 03:21:44 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on June 05, 2012, 03:04:27 PM
Since when do husbands and wives exchange wedding gifts?

I've never seen it done at any wedding I've attended.

 :lmao: :hammer:  Rich, they don't exchange them in front of you. 

Gina:  Push presents.  Is that a Southern thing? 
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2012, 03:22:18 PM »
Quote from: Karin on June 05, 2012, 03:21:44 PM
:lmao: :hammer:  Rich, they don't exchange them in front of you. 

Gina:  Push presents.  Is that a Southern thing? 

Hell if I know, I havent' gotten shit  :mad:
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2012, 03:29:32 PM »
I know!  How about a cast iron frying pan and a rolling pin, to keep you in line?   :-)  That way, she can pass along her cast iron pan as a legacy to future generations. 
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2012, 03:30:42 PM »
Quote from: Karin on June 05, 2012, 03:29:32 PM
I know!  How about a cast iron frying pan and a rolling pin, to keep you in line?   :-)  That way, she can pass along her cast iron pan as a legacy to future generations. 

A good cast iron skillet will last forever. 
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2012, 03:30:53 PM »
Quote from: Gina on June 05, 2012, 03:22:18 PM
Hell if I know, I havent' gotten shit  :mad:

We didn't exchange gifts when we were married . . .

A healthy baby boy was the only thing I needed when I gave birth. All the stitches . . . not so much!
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2012, 04:22:15 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on June 05, 2012, 03:30:42 PM
A good cast iron skillet will last forever. 

As long as it's properly seasoned.  :whistling:
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2012, 05:09:11 PM »
I didn't know that I had to do it either until my soon to be mother in law texted me asking if I needed her help picking her out something
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2012, 08:50:50 PM »
Quote from: A7X_foREVer on June 05, 2012, 05:09:11 PM
I didn't know that I had to do it either until my soon to be mother in law texted me asking if I needed her help picking her out something

When your MIL texts you a question like that, it's time to lose the phone.

On purpose.

Hooooly sheeeyit, Batman.  :thatsright:
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2012, 10:24:46 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on June 05, 2012, 08:50:50 PM
When your MIL texts you a question like that, it's time to lose the phone.

On purpose.

Hooooly sheeeyit, Batman.  :thatsright:


She is a pushy DUmmy LOL its a good thing her daughter is nothing like her :-)
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2012, 10:32:44 PM »
Quote from: A7X_foREVer on June 05, 2012, 10:24:46 PM

She is a pushy DUmmy LOL its a good thing her daughter is nothing like her :-)

Tell the MIL you "got it handled", and give her the old :naughty:
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Re: Almost here
« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2012, 07:02:49 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on June 05, 2012, 10:32:44 PM
Tell the MIL you "got it handled", and give her the old :naughty:

And call her and make sure she knows Walker won  :naughty: :lmao:
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