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Offline Eupher

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #125 on: May 25, 2012, 10:43:07 AM »
Quote from: Karin on May 25, 2012, 10:38:55 AM
That list is ancient.  What was the point of dredging it up again?  Might as well make a new list.   :whistling:

I agree. We have a WHOLE NEW CROP of potential assholes!  :rotf:
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #126 on: May 25, 2012, 10:43:54 AM »
Quote from: Karin on May 25, 2012, 10:38:55 AM
That list is ancient.  What was the point of dredging it up again?  Might as well make a new list.   :whistling:

I agree, then also have other fields like "who is the most vile female"   :p
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Re: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #127 on: May 25, 2012, 10:45:12 AM »
I'm the biggest asshole here.
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #128 on: May 25, 2012, 10:45:39 AM »
Quote from: Gina on May 25, 2012, 10:43:54 AM
I agree, then also have other fields like "who is the most vile female"   :p

Bullshit. Women are equal-opportunity assholes, just as men are.
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Re: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #129 on: May 25, 2012, 10:47:17 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on May 25, 2012, 10:45:12 AM
I'm the biggest asshole here.

BS'ed for believing you're even as much as a boil on my own ass. :cheers1:  You're too likable to be an asshole, Freep.  :-)
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #130 on: May 25, 2012, 10:47:30 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 25, 2012, 10:45:39 AM
Bullshit. Women are equal-opportunity assholes, just as men are.

I am not an asshole.  O-)
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #131 on: May 25, 2012, 10:48:14 AM »
Quote from: Gina on May 25, 2012, 10:47:30 AM
I am not an asshole.  O-)

I didn't say you were. I said merely that you're eligible for being an asshole.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #132 on: May 25, 2012, 10:52:37 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on May 25, 2012, 10:47:17 AM
BS'ed for believing you're even as much as a boil on my own ass. :cheers1:  You're too likable to be an asshole, Freep.  :-)

You must not read my posts then. Lol
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #133 on: May 25, 2012, 11:03:38 AM »
I was thinking about a song--you the Dr. Pepper one from not too long ago (I think)--"I'm A Pepper?"

Substitute the word "asshole" in for "Pepper" . . .  :fuelfire: :yahoo: :tongue:
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #134 on: May 25, 2012, 11:50:33 AM »
Quote from: Gina on May 25, 2012, 08:38:40 AM
Is Sparky on there?

No, I'm ****ing NOT!  So what about it?  Not only am I NOT an asshole, I'm loved by the ****ing masses.

Jesus, even I couldn't keep a straight face on that one.
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #135 on: May 25, 2012, 11:55:30 AM »
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #136 on: May 25, 2012, 12:06:28 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on May 25, 2012, 11:50:33 AM
No, I'm ****ing NOT!  So what about it?  Not only am I NOT an asshole, I'm loved by the ****ing massHOLES.


fixed!   :-)
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #137 on: May 25, 2012, 10:01:05 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on May 25, 2012, 11:50:33 AM
No, I'm ****ing NOT!  So what about it?  Not only am I NOT an asshole, I'm loved by the ****ing masses.

Jesus, even I couldn't keep a straight face on that one.
huh............hmmmmmmmmmmmmm :-)
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Re: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #138 on: May 26, 2012, 02:31:30 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on May 25, 2012, 10:45:12 AM
I'm the biggest asshole here.

Keep dreamin'........


Quote from: DefiantSix on May 25, 2012, 10:47:17 AM
BS'ed for believing you're even as much as a boil on my own ass. :cheers1:  You're too likable to be an asshole, Freep.  :-)

DefSix, BS for even thinking you could get PQS qualified for that list!!  You need to stay in your own paygrade; civilian......   :hammer: :hammer:

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #139 on: May 26, 2012, 03:39:26 AM »
For the record, I'm an asshole around here, but I'm proud to say that I'm nowhere near the biggest asshole around here. Or stinkiest. :tongue:
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #140 on: May 26, 2012, 09:48:08 AM »
I'm pretty sure I'm the something-est asshole . . . I just don't know what that "something" is. :???:
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #141 on: May 26, 2012, 10:23:44 AM »
I am a sweet heart  :-)
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #142 on: May 26, 2012, 12:03:29 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on May 26, 2012, 10:23:44 AM
I am a sweet heart  :-)
BS for being an a$$hole about it.   :lmao:
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #143 on: May 26, 2012, 03:41:12 PM »
Quote from: Skul on May 26, 2012, 12:03:29 PM
BS for being an a$$hole about it.   :lmao:

WOot! Thanks! Keep them coming!  :lmao:
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #144 on: May 26, 2012, 11:48:41 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on May 26, 2012, 03:41:12 PM
WOot! Thanks! Keep them coming!  :lmao:
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #145 on: May 29, 2012, 07:18:24 AM »
Yall all claim to be the biggest asshole but none claim to be the biggest whole ass.
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