The "Global warming" comment is hilarious. The dead cub is covered with snow, you idiots!
I think some DUmmies should travel to that location and offer themselves as a meal to the poor polar bear and cub, thus comforting and providing sustenance to this magnificent creature.
...and drowning out their screams, the strains of Elton John's "Circle Of Life" rise to a crescendo in the background, and the camera pans to a new sunrise breaking on the horizon.
So beautiful.
True.
Those sweet, cuddly polar bears that libs love weeping over are one of the few species of predatory animals on Earth that have been known to actively, deliberately hunt humans.
I'd imagine the DUmmies would happily wander up to the polar bears, and think they could just hug and play with those beautiful creatures all day long like they were domesticated dogs or something.
In real life, as soon as the polar bears caught the scent of human flesh (Ignoring the stench of incense, stale marijuana smoke, and simple BO emanating from the DUmmies), they'd bare their teeth and go on the hunt. A minute later, the awesome "Circle of Life" scene you describe would happen.