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Offline DLR Pyro

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
« on: May 03, 2012, 08:26:09 PM »
got this in an email from a friend.

You know you live in an Upside-down Country if...
A Muslim officer crying "Allah Akbar" while shooting up an army base is considered to have committed "Workplace Violence" while an American citizen boasting a Ron Paul bumper sticker is classified as a "Domestic Terrorist".

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You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.

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Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.

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A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his teacher"cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable.

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The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.

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Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of "underprivileged" drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools.

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Working class Americans pay for their own health care (and the health care of everyone else) while unmarried women are free to have child after child on the "State's" dime while never being held responsible for their own choices.

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Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing.

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The government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work).

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Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.

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Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.

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The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.

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Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their children.

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You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines.

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You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iphones, TV's and new cars) and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars).

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Your government can add anything they want to your kid's water (fluoride, chlorine, etc.) but you are not allowed to give them raw milk.

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Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".

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You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion.

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Using the "N" word is considered "hate speech" but writing and signing songs about raping women and killing cops is considered "art".
Biden is an illegitimate President.  Change my mind.

Police lives matter.

Basking in the glow of my white privilege

ProudDad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed Mar-09-11 08:50 PM
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Re: You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2012, 08:31:39 PM »
Stolen.
“Sometimes the curses of the godless sound better than the hallelujahs of the pious.”

Martin Luther

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Re: You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2012, 08:53:41 PM »
Stolen.
That's why the first line in the message is: got this in an email from a friend.
Biden is an illegitimate President.  Change my mind.

Police lives matter.

Basking in the glow of my white privilege

ProudDad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed Mar-09-11 08:50 PM
64.I'd almost be willing to get a job in order to participate in
A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE
  https://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x4763020

Offline WinOne4TheGipper

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Re: You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2012, 08:55:33 PM »
That's why the first line in the message is: got this in an email from a friend.

I meant that I was going to use it.:)
“Sometimes the curses of the godless sound better than the hallelujahs of the pious.”

Martin Luther