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Offline ChuckJ

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Re: ...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
« Reply #50 on: September 09, 2011, 02:40:22 PM »
Oh yeah, one of the all-time greats that will always stand out as defining DUmmies. Ranks up there with Pitt's "24 Business Hours", RBTexLa's "I Don't Drink With You", and TomInTib's "Green HiLiter" threads. :rofl:

Don't forget ProudDad's: "I'd almost be willing to get a job in order to participate in A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE."
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Re: ...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
« Reply #51 on: September 09, 2011, 02:50:21 PM »
Don't forget ProudDad's: "I'd almost be willing to get a job in order to participate in A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE."

Get OUT - did someone really say that!?

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Re: ...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
« Reply #52 on: September 09, 2011, 02:52:36 PM »
Get OUT - did someone really say that!?

Yes he did.

And we have it.
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Re: ...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
« Reply #53 on: September 09, 2011, 03:21:10 PM »
The coach is again correct. We do have it. The link is HERE
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Re: ...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
« Reply #54 on: September 09, 2011, 03:26:07 PM »
Get OUT - did someone really say that!?

Bully, I take it you never spent any amount of time at the Democraticunderground.com, aka, The DUmp?  Those people are even more deranged than most of the P_town liberals (although I also know there are some P_town DU'ers over there, I have seen DU bumper stickers around town).

I am being realistic when I say you could probably find a few Portsmouth Herald folk on the 9/11 forum, maybe even a P_town state rep or two as well. 
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Enjoy the lunacy. 

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Re: ...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
« Reply #55 on: September 09, 2011, 05:30:25 PM »
Get OUT - did someone really say that!?

It even got into some local papers up in the Boston area somehow

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Re: ...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
« Reply #56 on: September 09, 2011, 06:07:17 PM »
Back when bouncy tales were dripping with quality..Ahh, Memories..  :stoner:

Anyway, this reminds me of the last Photoshop I did for the long absent Bouncy Ball, regarding this classic thread..


Memories..
Float the bubbles in my bong..
Orange Cheeto Stain covered memories..
Of our Bouncy Ball..  :stoner:



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Re: ...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
« Reply #57 on: September 09, 2011, 08:32:29 PM »
I'm glad to finally find out where the "cop jumped out of the bushes" came from.   :-)

Same here, never read it until now.

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Re: ...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
« Reply #58 on: September 09, 2011, 08:51:40 PM »
Some of the folks that were around before the crash at CU might remember the super powers list. I can't remember if Ralph put it together or if it was Sammy the Squidboy. Or maybe someone else. It listed all of the super powers that the DUmmies have claimed to have. It was a very long list.
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Re: ...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
« Reply #59 on: September 09, 2011, 09:46:27 PM »
Additional info for any who aren't aware of the RandomKoolzip primitive; he's a short order cook in the Chicago area now, but was in Nashville (I believe) for his early years on Skin's island.  As far as his career, he's peaked.

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Re: ...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
« Reply #60 on: September 09, 2011, 10:53:37 PM »
Some of the folks that were around before the crash at CU might remember the super powers list. I can't remember if Ralph put it together or if it was Sammy the Squidboy. Or maybe someone else. It listed all of the super powers that the DUmmies have claimed to have. It was a very long list.
I believe that was Sammy...Whatever happened to him? He was awesome!  :-)
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Re: ...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
« Reply #61 on: September 13, 2011, 09:58:44 AM »
Some of the folks that were around before the crash at CU might remember the super powers list. I can't remember if Ralph put it together or if it was Sammy the Squidboy. Or maybe someone else. It listed all of the super powers that the DUmmies have claimed to have. It was a very long list.

Yeah, that was Sammy.  Don't know what happened to him.

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Re: ...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
« Reply #62 on: September 14, 2011, 10:34:18 AM »
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they seized on the phrase "And a cop jumped out of the bushes" in my OP as a talisman to ward away credibilty
   :lmao:

And a most powerful talisman it is at that.

Its not the nature of the evidence, its the seriousness of the charges. Fake, but accurate.

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Re: ...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
« Reply #63 on: August 01, 2018, 06:59:28 PM »
Dusting off a golden oldie.

Enjoy!
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Re: ...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
« Reply #64 on: August 02, 2018, 07:48:08 AM »
Some of the folks that were around before the crash at CU might remember the super powers list. I can't remember if Ralph put it together or if it was Sammy the Squidboy. Or maybe someone else. It listed all of the super powers that the DUmmies have claimed to have. It was a very long list.

I think that was about the time I first heard about a "healing white light"
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Re: ...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
« Reply #65 on: August 02, 2018, 08:26:09 AM »
Shortly followed by Chakras. They don't seem to mention these things much anymore. I guess the spiritual libs got chased off be the mentally weak libs.
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Re: ...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
« Reply #66 on: August 02, 2018, 08:35:17 AM »
Shortly followed by Chakras. They don't seem to mention these things much anymore. I guess the spiritual libs got chased off be the mentally weak libs.

A lot of them were run off the Island during the last round of "Hillary or else" wars...they have a FB page that I mole at.
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Re: ...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
« Reply #67 on: August 02, 2018, 07:47:23 PM »
This, and the adventures of UnderGround Panther, are the things that brought me to CU day after day...I'm glad I finally registered, but I fear I missed the glory days...

TomInTib was another all time favorite...

Thanks for the chuckles

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Re: ...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
« Reply #68 on: August 03, 2018, 10:59:43 AM »
Meeeemmmoooorrrriiieeessss

Lght the corners of my mind

Misty water-colored memories

Of the way we weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere

Scattered pictures,

Of the smiiiiiiiiiiiles we left behind

Smiles we gave to one another

Of the way we weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere

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Re: ...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
« Reply #69 on: August 03, 2018, 11:26:18 AM »
This, and the adventures of UnderGround Panther, are the things that brought me to CU day after day...I'm glad I finally registered, but I fear I missed the glory days...

TomInTib was another all time favorite...

Thanks for the chuckles

It was referenced in another thread recently.  Didn't realize it had been 7 years already since the last response.

And yes, it brings back fond memories and educates some of the newbies who didn't know the origin of this bouncy classic.
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