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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #50 on: April 17, 2012, 09:37:45 PM »
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Howard Stern had a Hells Angel guy on his show regularly years ago, that's actually 1 of the initiations a perspective Hells Angel has to do.
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #51 on: April 17, 2012, 09:40:33 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 09:37:45 PM
Howard Stern had a Hells Angel guy on his show regularly years ago, that's actually 1 of the initiations a perspective Hells Angel has to do.
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #52 on: April 17, 2012, 09:41:17 PM »
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #53 on: April 17, 2012, 09:44:24 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on April 17, 2012, 07:31:49 PM
I'm currently in my OB rotation in nursing school.  We've been using pink rubber ones to practice catheters and exams on, obviously my school is racist for not having any brown vulva in our simulation lab   :rotf:

Reminds me of a funny story from my days as a nursing student. I went to catheterize a female patient, and had the area swabbed with betadine and the labia spread wide apart with my left hand just like I'm supposed to. Well, some women's urethras are right on the border of the vaginal orifice, and instead of passing the catheter into the urethra, I missed and slipped it down into the vagina. Of course it was then contaminated and I needed a new one, and of course, I had only brought one, so the instructor runs out to get a new one.

Now all I can think of is, if I move my hand, I will have broken sterile technique and will have to start all over. And I cannot look this woman in the eye or I might do something stupid like laugh. And what kind of small talk do you make in a situation like that? So here we are alone, both looking up at Jeopardy or whatever the geez was on the TV, both pretending I didn't have my hand halfway in this poor lady's coochie. Talk about one of life's awkward moments. It probably only took the instructor two minutes to get back but it seemed like an hour. I'm just glad her husband didn't walk in about that time. She was a good sport throughout the whole thing though.  :-)

I guess you had to be there.  :o
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #54 on: April 17, 2012, 09:49:20 PM »
I went to the Gynecologist in the 90's and they started using plastic speculums, can you freaking believe the thing broke in the most inappropriate place, he was like wow that's the 1st time that happened, and I was like uh please make sure there aren't any plastic shards anywhere LOL.
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #55 on: April 17, 2012, 09:49:56 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 09:49:20 PM
I went to the Gynecologist in the 90's and they started using plastic speculums, can you freaking believe the thing broke in the most inappropriate place, he was like wow that's the 1st time that happened, and I was like uh please make sure there aren't any plastic shards anywhere LOL.
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #56 on: April 17, 2012, 09:52:03 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on April 17, 2012, 09:49:56 PM
Damn, girl. :lmao:

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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #57 on: April 17, 2012, 09:55:11 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 09:49:20 PM
I went to the Gynecologist in the 90's and they started using plastic speculums, can you freaking believe the thing broke in the most inappropriate place, he was like wow that's the 1st time that happened, and I was like uh please make sure there aren't any plastic shards anywhere LOL.

Plenty of Kegel exercises ?  :popcorn:
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #58 on: April 17, 2012, 09:55:48 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 17, 2012, 09:55:11 PM
Plenty of Kegel exercises ?  :popcorn:

Way too many! :lmao:
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #59 on: April 17, 2012, 10:06:39 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 09:20:20 PM
Well I had to look that up, oh my!

So did I.
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #60 on: April 17, 2012, 10:10:37 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 09:49:20 PM
I went to the Gynecologist in the 90's and they started using plastic speculums, can you freaking believe the thing broke in the most inappropriate place, he was like wow that's the 1st time that happened, and I was like uh please make sure there aren't any plastic shards anywhere LOL.

You must do serious kegel excercises.
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #61 on: April 17, 2012, 10:11:21 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 17, 2012, 09:55:11 PM
Plenty of Kegel exercises ?  :popcorn:

Damn, I didn't read down far enough.  :thatsright:
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #62 on: April 17, 2012, 10:43:00 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on April 17, 2012, 06:05:13 PM
cali's just pissed because someone told her she was hung like a donut.

More like a double car garage! heh!

Quote from: Celtic Rose on April 17, 2012, 07:31:49 PM
I'm currently in my OB rotation in nursing school.  We've been using pink rubber ones to practice catheters and exams on, obviously my school is racist for not having any brown vulva in our simulation lab   :rotf:

more info than I needed to know!
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #63 on: April 17, 2012, 11:03:48 PM »
Seriously, Beg and Bally?? wow!! I remember my ex hubby wanting some, and I said no way , not this week, he said he wanted to try his red wings, I am like no!! that is disgusting!!!

Bally , I have you a hi5 for your funnies!!
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #64 on: April 17, 2012, 11:18:19 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on April 17, 2012, 11:03:48 PM
Seriously, Beg and Bally?? wow!! I remember my ex hubby wanting some, and I said no way , not this week, he said he wanted to try his red wings, I am like no!! that is disgusting!!!

Bally , I have you a hi5 for your funnies!!

I must be sheltered.  O-)
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #65 on: April 17, 2012, 11:21:43 PM »
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Quote from: BEG on April 17, 2012, 11:18:19 PM
I must be sheltered.  O-)
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #66 on: April 17, 2012, 11:27:14 PM »
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #67 on: April 17, 2012, 11:30:12 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 17, 2012, 11:27:14 PM
This thread seems like a good place for this .  http://io9.com/5902828/a-flower-that-smells-like-poop-and-resembles-vagina-dentata
Without looking, Stephen King said that concept was his scariest horror.
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #68 on: April 18, 2012, 12:42:37 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on April 17, 2012, 11:30:12 PM
Without looking, Stephen King said that concept was his scariest horror.
That is a good thing to be afraid of...
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #69 on: April 18, 2012, 04:33:53 AM »
Quote from: BEG on April 17, 2012, 08:10:26 PM
My cousin is a pediatric oncologist and when he was doing his rotations (or whatever they are called) in Omaha he had to do ob/gyn stuff. He said he has never smelled as nasty smells as he did during that time.

One of my cousins--my oldest one--is an OB/GYN nurse in the Rochester area.  When I graduated from college, she took me to lunch one day, and asked me which specialty I wanted to enter (I had delusions of medical school then).  After I had told her "cardiac surgery" (I aimed high), she told me that if I had said "OB/GYN," she would have done everything in her power to stop me, for the reason of the "nasty smells."
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #70 on: April 18, 2012, 05:25:36 AM »
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #71 on: April 18, 2012, 05:27:58 AM »
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #72 on: April 18, 2012, 06:34:00 AM »
OK, OK, as the oldest woman on this forum I have a big question.

Why on earth would any young woman want to be clean and dry.   Clean I understand but the dry bit is what sends post menopausal woman to get something to make them wet.  Dry sex is painfull for both partners.

Now for the red wings, does this mean there are no Jews, Muslims or 7th. day Adventist or Vegetarians in the Hells Angles and related biker clubs ???  Do these Clubs have special initiations for the affore said????  Can a Prospect give a list of things they cannot do, refuse to do  to get their Patch and colors ???  

For the woman here, there is nothing as discusting as an Oder of an older uncircumcised man that does not clean themselves.  Don't let the men fool you, a woman can stuff raw clams up her snatch for a week at a time but the smell of some men, with 3 0z of that crap under the fore skin is a smell you will never forget.

There , that's my story and I am sticking to it.    
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #73 on: April 18, 2012, 06:54:50 AM »
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #74 on: April 18, 2012, 07:34:44 AM »
Quote from: BEG on April 17, 2012, 08:10:26 PM
My cousin is a pediatric oncologist and when he was doing his rotations (or whatever they are called) in Omaha he had to do ob/gyn stuff. He said he has never smelled as nasty smells as he did during that time.

My husband says when they're good, they're very very good, but when they're bad, they're nasty. 

Hey, I knew what the red wings were.  Course, I used to have a 2-hour commute and I listened to Howard Stern all the way. 

GOBUCKS is right; how come these DUmmies don't know the female anatomy?  Even the females?  They're misusing the terms all over the place. 
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