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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2012, 12:50:56 PM »
Quote from: Gina on April 17, 2012, 12:49:02 PM
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2012, 12:51:41 PM »
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32. The vulva can also be mistaken for another body part shared by both men and women

A few years ago a fellow worker (male) and in mixed company was explaining to us
how had awoken that morning with a sore throat and inflamed vulva. I offered that he probably meant
inflamed uvula and then the tremendous awkwardness began.


:lmao: I thought I was the only 1 who ever did that!
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2012, 12:59:17 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 11:46:25 AM
I'll have to tell the penis story 1 day. :lmao:

Why wait?  This is the appropriate thread....
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2012, 01:05:54 PM »
Quote from: Jason on April 17, 2012, 12:59:17 PM
Why wait?  This is the appropriate thread....

OK, I was just out of high school and was still innocent, well anyway my co-workers decided to put up a Playgirl centerfold in the ladies room, so I go in, then I somehow look around and I see the centerfold, I run out horrified, and they were like what's wrong, and with the straightest look on my face I said "I had no idea it got that big". You probably had to be there, but they all howled and couldn't stop laughing.
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2012, 01:22:25 PM »
Quote from: Gina on April 17, 2012, 12:21:40 PM
This topic is meaty!

Now that is disgusting!

Quote from: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 01:05:54 PM
OK, I was just out of high school and was still innocent, well anyway my co-workers decided to put up a Playgirl centerfold in the ladies room, so I go in, then I somehow look around and I see the centerfold, I run out horrified, and they were like what's wrong, and with the straightest look on my face I said "I had no idea it got that big". You probably had to be there, but they all howled and couldn't stop laughing.

Want some candy little girl???
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2012, 01:41:56 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on April 17, 2012, 01:22:25 PM
Now that is disgusting!

Want some candy little girl???

Hi 5! :grouphug:
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #31 on: April 17, 2012, 01:50:07 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 11:34:51 AM
Feral Vagina=Bigfoot?

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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #32 on: April 17, 2012, 02:01:29 PM »
Quote from: tanstaafl on April 17, 2012, 01:50:07 PM
Snatchsquatch

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This whole freaking thread is killing me!

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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #33 on: April 17, 2012, 02:02:12 PM »
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #34 on: April 17, 2012, 04:05:14 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 02:02:12 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #35 on: April 17, 2012, 04:19:06 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 17, 2012, 11:37:51 AM
If the cave is too dark, put on a headlamp.

Ha hahaha  :rotf:
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #36 on: April 17, 2012, 04:21:03 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on April 17, 2012, 11:53:25 AM
Who the hell looks to see what color it is? Sounds racist to me!


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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #37 on: April 17, 2012, 04:36:23 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 11:42:13 AM
Years ago when I was very young, I was at work and I had a sore throat, and I said I think my vulva is swollen, the ladies I worked with cracked up, I realized it was the uvula in the throat not the vulva LOL.
I have a similar story along those lines.  When I was in the USAF, one of the guys in my squadron was restricted from flying duties because his eustachain tubes were blocked which prevented him from clearing his ears as the cabin altitude increased/decreased.  When he was describing what was wrong with him to a group of us he said he was grounded because he had a problem with his fallopian tubes.  He couldn't understand our laughter following this statement.

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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #38 on: April 17, 2012, 04:44:51 PM »
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #39 on: April 17, 2012, 05:32:39 PM »
Quote from: DLR Pyro on April 17, 2012, 04:36:23 PM
I have a similar story along those lines.  When I was in the USAF, one of the guys in my squadron was restricted from flying duties because his eustachain tubes were blocked which prevented him from clearing his ears as the cabin altitude increased/decreased.  When he was describing what was wrong with him to a group of us he said he was grounded because he had a problem with his fallopian tubes.  He couldn't understand our laughter following this statement.

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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #40 on: April 17, 2012, 06:05:13 PM »
cali's just pissed because someone told her she was hung like a donut.
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #41 on: April 17, 2012, 06:35:50 PM »
I was told that girls are supposed to wipe front to back?

...and a little VELCRO could fix the flaps problem.
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #42 on: April 17, 2012, 07:31:49 PM »
I'm currently in my OB rotation in nursing school.  We've been using pink rubber ones to practice catheters and exams on, obviously my school is racist for not having any brown vulva in our simulation lab   :rotf:
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #43 on: April 17, 2012, 07:50:17 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on April 17, 2012, 07:31:49 PM
I'm currently in my OB rotation in nursing school.  We've been using pink rubber ones to practice catheters and exams on, obviously my school is racist for not having any brown vulva in our simulation lab   :rotf:

Has any of the guys taken it home with them to do "homework"?
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #44 on: April 17, 2012, 08:10:26 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on April 17, 2012, 07:31:49 PM
I'm currently in my OB rotation in nursing school.  We've been using pink rubber ones to practice catheters and exams on, obviously my school is racist for not having any brown vulva in our simulation lab   :rotf:

My cousin is a pediatric oncologist and when he was doing his rotations (or whatever they are called) in Omaha he had to do ob/gyn stuff. He said he has never smelled as nasty smells as he did during that time.
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #45 on: April 17, 2012, 09:15:01 PM »
The uvula story reminded me of this:
When I was 15, I was running around with a group of people including my dream girl (at the time) who were all a few years older than me. One night, as we were out drinking beer, Jaime asked me if I had my red wings. Befuddled, I looked her square in the tits, er, eyes and said "Shoes?"
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #46 on: April 17, 2012, 09:20:20 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on April 17, 2012, 09:15:01 PM
The uvula story reminded me of this:
When I was 15, I was running around with a group of people including my dream girl (at the time) who were all a few years older than me. One night, as we were out drinking beer, Jaime asked me if I had my red wings. Befuddled, I looked her square in the tits, er, eyes and said "Shoes?"

Well I had to look that up, oh my!
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #47 on: April 17, 2012, 09:24:17 PM »
I'm not sure what's funnier.  The DU femi-nazi getting upset about vaginal wipes or Bally's stories.  :rotf:
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #48 on: April 17, 2012, 09:26:41 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 09:20:20 PM
Well I had to look that up, oh my!
Yeah, by the time I realized it was an offer, it wasn't an offer anymore.
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Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
« Reply #49 on: April 17, 2012, 09:29:50 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on April 17, 2012, 09:26:41 PM
Yeah, by the time I realized it was an offer, it wasn't an offer anymore.

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