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100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« on: April 15, 2012, 10:30:43 AM »
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100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican

1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
8. Sarah Palin is an idiot.
9. The Earth is round.
10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.

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http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/04/14/100-things-you-can-say-to-irritate-a-republican/

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002565802

This list is even more evidence that liberals have no idea what we believe in.

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I can already see my republican friends turning red because they didn't know half of that. They worship Reagan like a god when in fact Reagan would have been a liberal in today's political community. Kind of demonstrates our hug shift to the right doesn't it?

Reagan would be a liberal?  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I have to comment on this gem from the linked site, 18. Paying taxes is patriotic.
It's about time that the 47% who pay nothing get a dose of patriotism then.

The whole thing is basically nothing but lies and half truths and insults on a grade school level.  Reminds me of that quote, Annoy a liberal by telling the truth about him, annoy a conservative by lying about him.

I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2012, 10:49:40 AM »
I have had liberals try to make me mad. Statements like these are a dime a dozen and they do not enrage me or any other conservative.

This is a mark of a fundamental lack of understanding by liberals.

Its not that liberals are stupid, its that they feed themselves propaganda 24 hours a day. This propaganda has a distinct purpose: to dehumanize the enemy. Dehumanization is necessary before you do terrible things to other humans. We saw it with Hitler and the Jews. We see it today with abortion, its not a baby, its a viable fetal tissue sample. Historically, Democrats used it to justify slavery in the Dread-Scott decision (not true men, only three fifths of a man).

we see it all the time at DU and every other Democratic forum/organization. Republicans are less than human. They are evil. they are not very smart. Poorer Republicans are voting against their own interests. To see the demonization of conservatives should be a warning sign to us: It means the Ayers goal of killing 25 to 30 million Americans is a very real possibility in the minds of liberals.

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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2012, 10:56:18 AM »
1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.

Half truth - Francis Bellamy was a Christian Socialist They believed the pursuit of wealth leads to evil.

2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.

So does dozens of Christian charities, starting from The Salvation Army down.
 
3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.

McCarthy went too far, and became the same kind of conspiracy theorist that believed in a shadow government - in his case, it was run by commies. If he were alive, I suspect he would have believed that the Twin Towers were toppled with mini nukes to start a war.

4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.

Before Secession, Davis was a Democrat. Lee was torn between allegiance to the United States, and his home state. If he lived further north, he would have been a Union icon, not a confederate. Last I checked, It was you Democrats who keep wanting to secede every time a 'rethug' is president. - remember the 'United States of Canada' & 'Jesusland' map ? That is your creation.

5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.

Gore lost the presidency to Bush, by losing his home state, get over it.

6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.

They were Libertarians by today's definition.

7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.

Your point #7 contradicts your first point. Fascism is defined as 'An authoritarian and nationalistic right-wing system of government and social organization.' - Yet the 'Socialist' wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.

8. Sarah Palin is an idiot.

She is smarter than you. The fact that her so-called '15 minutes' continues is testament to that.

9. The Earth is round.

Comeon, Really ? The so called 'flat earthers' are a myth generated by the left.

10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.

Reagan leveled tax burdens, he made the playing field more equitable for business growth, which increased jobs. Some taxes were lowered and others raised.
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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2012, 10:56:34 AM »
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100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican

1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
8. Sarah Palin is an idiot.
9. The Earth is round.
10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002565802

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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2012, 11:07:35 AM »
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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2012, 11:24:33 AM »
A list of one thing you can say to irritate a liberal...

George W Bush
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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2012, 11:35:02 AM »
A list of one thing you can say to irritate a liberal...

George W Bush

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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2012, 11:36:56 AM »
A list of one thing you can say to irritate a liberal...

George W Bush
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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2012, 11:37:59 AM »
If Algore wouldn't have lost his "home" state of Tennessee, he would have won the 2000 election. Suck on that DUmmies!
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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2012, 11:39:18 AM »
If Algore wouldn't have lost his "home" state of Tennessee, he would have won the 2000 election. Suck on that DUmmies!

He won his home state of DC though.  :-)

I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2012, 11:56:37 AM »
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100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican

1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
8. Sarah Palin is an idiot.
9. The Earth is round.
10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.

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http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/04/14/100-things-you-can-say-to-irritate-a-republican/
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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2012, 12:05:04 PM »
There is a God. It's not me, and it certainly isn't you.
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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2012, 12:13:11 PM »
Even better. H5
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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2012, 12:38:03 PM »
If John F Kennedy was true to his beliefs he would have voted for President Reagan.

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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2012, 01:12:59 PM »
A list of one thing you can say to irritate a liberal...

President George W Bush

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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2012, 01:42:53 PM »
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100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican

1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.

The author of the Communist Manifesto was Jewish.  Your point?

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2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.

And he did it without help from the government or having the Government force others to pay for the care of the sick and the poor.
 
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3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.

McCarthy was right.  And he's been proven right every single day.

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4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.

They were patriots who had fought in the name of the U.S. prior to the Civil War.

If you want to talk traitors...let's talk about the Alger Hiss...Rosenbergs'...Bradley Manning and John Walker Lindh.

You know...the people YOU call heroes.

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5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.


The North got lucky.

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6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.


Classic Liberals...which are equal to todays Conservatives.  Not Communist Liberals like you.

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7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.

Yeah about that...

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,71789.0.html

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8. Sarah Palin is an idiot.


She's got a journalism degree...been a mayor...a Governor..and VP candidate.

What have you done.

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9. The Earth is round.

They why do you idiots insist on trying to tell us to be a bunch of flat earth no growth luddites?

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10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.


The Democrats lied (surprised) and promised to cut $3 in spending for every $1 raised in taxes.

99% of the tax "raises" were the closure of tax loopholes.

The top tax rate dropped IIRC from 70% to 28% under Reagan.



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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2012, 02:15:16 PM »
The list is nothing but a pack of lies, stereotypes, and cheap schoolyard insults. So, it's no wonder teh DUmmies love it, it's just the sort of garbage they spew on a regular basis.
They imagine they can get under my skin with crap like that, but it really just amuses me by reminding me of how incredibly ignorant they are. They know nothing about us other than what Jon Stewart, Matt Groening, Seth MacFarlane, and Michael Moore have told them that we believe.

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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2012, 03:30:21 PM »
58. The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves.
59. The Revolution was NOT fought over slavery.
60. Paul Revere warned the Americans, NOT the British.
94. Democrats will be working hard to bring jobs to Americans, while the Republicans tea bag each other in the middle of the aisles.
95. Voter disenfranchisement is immoral and un-American, that’s why Republicans do it.
96. Republicans would let your house burn down unless you pay them to put it out.
97. Democrats want to take care of the sick. Republicans take their credit cards and then deny them medical attention.
98. Republicans say teachers are union thugs, then proceed to rape and mug the entire middle class on behalf of corporations.
99. Republicans think rape isn’t a crime, but miscarriages are.
100. Republicans are idiots and arguing with them is a waste of time!
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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2012, 03:33:30 PM »
101.  Germany attacked Pearl Harbor.

This list is dumb.  This is what happens when DUmmies try to be insightful/smart/witty.  The end result is a huge pile of poo that makes no sense.
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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2012, 03:38:22 PM »
101.  Germany attacked Pearl Harbor.

This list is dumb.  This is what happens when DUmmies try to be insightful/smart/witty.  The end result is a huge pile of poo that makes no sense.
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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2012, 03:47:17 PM »
And that is why every debate I have with a NSD party member they shout names at me or walk off yelling. They so smarter.
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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2012, 04:00:46 PM »
The list is nothing but a pack of lies, stereotypes, and cheap schoolyard insults. So, it's no wonder teh DUmmies love it, it's just the sort of garbage they spew on a regular basis.
They imagine they can get under my skin with crap like that, but it really just amuses me by reminding me of how incredibly ignorant they are. They know nothing about us other than what Jon Stewart, Matt Groening, Seth MacFarlane, and Michael Moore have told them that we believe.

That's the one thing that's always puzzled me about the left. They must put everyone in little boxes and when somone has the audacity to choose not to live the way they think they're supposed to, they become anxious and insecure which manifests itself in anger & hate.

Blacks must believe the right is the enemy, they must feel victimized & helpless. They must believe only the government (Democrats) are compassionate enough to help them. They must feel the only way they can get ahead is through government set asides that get them into colleges or jobs because of the color of their skin. A black person who makes it on his own must be some kind of minstrel or "house negro" of the right. Because they can't see past color they are incapable of understanding that we respect people because of the content of their character. The irony of this situation is, if we don't like 0bama, object to his policies & won't vote for him we're racists but if we like Herman Cain, think he's incredibly intelligent, like his policies and would vote for him, we're racists merely voting for our "token" black.

All women must be pro abortion, believe they've been subjugated by men and be resentful because of said inequality. We must believe women earn less than men because men run the world and think women aren't worth as much. We must believe Margaret Sanger was  a saint. We must all want more from life than staying home and taking care of our children but that if we choose to have children we're entitled to time off with no repercussions, day care subsidies, free after school programs and we're owed more than men because we work outside the home while having a womb. Those of us that choose to be home are mindless, Stepford Wives who allow men to run our lives.

Gays must think & believe certain things, so should Christians & conservatives. Kinda makes you realize who the real slaves are.

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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2012, 04:08:05 PM »
Allen West
Herman Cain
Condi Rice
Dick Cheney
Ronald Reagan


Sarah Palin!
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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2012, 04:24:32 PM »
Things to say to piss off a liberal:

1) I work hard for what I earn and would like to keep as much of it as possible.
2) That which is taken from me in the form of taxes should be spent wisely.
3) Life begins at conception and deserves respect.
4) Get off of your lazy ass and find a job.
5) You can't favor restricting tobacco on one hand and legalizing marijuana on the other.
6) The New Deal failed to end the Great Depression and probably worsened it.
7) JFK was overrated, though it wasn't entirely his fault.
8) Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the 20th century.
9) Sir, would you like to contribute to charity?  No, I meant your own money.  What's that?  Oh, I'm deeply sorry, MA'AM.
10)I'm (black, female, gay, Jewish, etc) and I'm a conservative.

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Re: 100 (More) Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2012, 07:15:02 PM »
One thing that pisses off every liberal.   The truth.