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Woman pays for butt lift; DUmmy asks a question I am now qualified to answer
« on: April 13, 2012, 12:15:29 PM »
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Woman Pays $10,000 for Pippa Middleton Butt Lift
A British woman wanted Pippa Middleton's butt so badly that she paid $10,000 for it, and her investment paid off with a new fiancé. Divorcee Jenny Fitzgerald watched the royal wedding of Kate Middleton and Prince William last year, and, like the rest of us, was overcome with love for sister Pippa's perfect posterior. A Miami doctor offered her the "Pippa Butt Lift," for which she had to actually gain weight so they could transfer the fat to her tush. Now she's engaged to a successful man named Carlos, who charmingly says that "her bottom is why I noticed her in the first place." Who said chivalry was dead?

http://now.msn.com/living/0409-pippa-buttlift.aspx

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Re: Woman pays for butt lift; DUmmy asks a question I am now qualified to answer
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2012, 12:17:10 PM »
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Re: Woman pays for butt lift; DUmmy asks a question I am now qualified to answer
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2012, 12:18:43 PM »
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Re: Woman pays for butt lift; DUmmy asks a question I am now qualified to answer
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2012, 12:19:29 PM »
Dammit!!!  You're supposed to post one of THESE with a pic like that!



What's happened to courtesies and customs these days?  :thatsright:
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Re: Woman pays for butt lift; DUmmy asks a question I am now qualified to answer
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2012, 12:25:15 PM »
Quote from: txradioguy on April 13, 2012, 12:19:29 PM
Dammit!!!  You're supposed to post one of THESE with a pic like that!



What's happened to courtesies and customs these days?  :thatsright:
A little close quarter D&C will fix that.
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Not that other kind of D&C.
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Re: Woman pays for butt lift; DUmmy asks a question I am now qualified to answer
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2012, 12:26:10 PM »
Quote from: txradioguy on April 13, 2012, 12:19:29 PM
Dammit!!!  You're supposed to post one of THESE with a pic like that!



What's happened to courtesies and customs these days?  :thatsright:

They went the way of the dodo . . . :tongue:
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Re: Woman pays for butt lift; DUmmy asks a question I am now qualified to answer
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2012, 12:29:33 PM »
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A British woman wanted Pippa Middleton's butt so badly that she paid $10,000 for it

The Silky Pony would outbid her in a heartbeat.

Hell, Bobby Petrino went $20K for chick who looks like a horse.
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Re: Woman pays for butt lift; DUmmy asks a question I am now qualified to answer
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2012, 12:29:51 PM »
I kept missing the pic when Frank posted (and then removed) it before. I now know why he removed it so quickly. I actually threw up in my mouth a little.
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Re: Woman pays for butt lift; DUmmy asks a question I am now qualified to answer
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2012, 12:30:42 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 13, 2012, 12:29:33 PM
The Silky Pony would outbid her in a heartbeat.

Hell, Bobby Petrino went $20K for chick who looks like a horse.
A horse for a razorback on a hog.
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Re: Woman pays for butt lift; DUmmy asks a question I am now qualified to answer
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Re: Woman pays for butt lift; DUmmy asks a question I am now qualified to answer
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2012, 01:00:41 PM »
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Re: Woman pays for butt lift; DUmmy asks a question I am now qualified to answer
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2012, 01:11:30 PM »
Quote from: Gina on April 13, 2012, 01:00:41 PM
She is ****ed up

Joyce Wildestein, IIRC.  Said she wanted to look more like her cats. :panic: :runaway:
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Re: Woman pays for butt lift; DUmmy asks a question I am now qualified to answer
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2012, 01:15:21 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 13, 2012, 01:11:30 PM
Joyce Wildestein, IIRC.  Said she wanted to look more like her cat's shit.

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Re: Woman pays for butt lift; DUmmy asks a question I am now qualified to answer
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2012, 01:37:33 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 13, 2012, 01:11:30 PM
Joyce Wildestein, IIRC.  Said she wanted to look more like her cats. :panic: :runaway:

To be fair, maybe it was a success and she has some really f'in' ugly cats.

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Re: Woman pays for butt lift; DUmmy asks a question I am now qualified to answer
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2012, 01:58:31 PM »
did her hubby stick around?  he had a thing for cats I think......maybe he was talking about the other cat
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Re: Woman pays for butt lift; DUmmy asks a question I am now qualified to answer
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Re: Woman pays for butt lift; DUmmy asks a question I am now qualified to answer
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2012, 03:29:47 PM »
^Dead ringer.
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