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Offline Celtic Rose

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Re: Just got back from socialist Steve's fundraiser at Bear's Bar
« Reply #50 on: April 05, 2012, 05:31:30 PM »
Steve took his cue from Boss Tweed, corrupt New York Democrat politician of the 1800s.


Boss Tweed, the king of New York


The man who would be king of Bellevue

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Mr. Dawes should invest in some whitening strips, yellow teeth are a no-no for any politician.

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Re: Just got back from socialist Steve's fundraiser at Bear's Bar
« Reply #51 on: April 05, 2012, 05:55:39 PM »
There's too much neck for that collar. Way too much neck.
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Re: Just got back from socialist Steve's fundraiser at Bear's Bar
« Reply #52 on: April 05, 2012, 06:01:54 PM »
There's too much neck for that collar. Way too much neck.

Remember that it was probable bough on sale at Walmart in 83 for his burial.

When he works, it's in a poop distillery. A tie is as alien to him as protected sex is to Sandra Fluke. They both say "What's that"?
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Re: Just got back from socialist Steve's fundraiser at Bear's Bar
« Reply #53 on: April 05, 2012, 06:08:14 PM »
Yeah, even the commies at DU can smell the cadaver.  Imagine, the "Labor Leader of The DemocraticUnderground" being shunned by his 100000+ friends at DU, whom he "loves"...at least that's what it says at www.electstevedawes.com.

It's all very sad.

The eyes and the heart tear for one's fellow Nebraskan.

If only.....

If only.....

If only.....

If only the big guy had listened to franksolich last autumn.....
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Re: Just got back from socialist Steve's fundraiser at Bear's Bar
« Reply #54 on: April 05, 2012, 06:09:23 PM »
There's too much neck for that collar. Way too much neck.

Pressed ham.
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Re: Just got back from socialist Steve's fundraiser at Bear's Bar
« Reply #55 on: April 05, 2012, 06:09:30 PM »
I never understood the inclination of the weight challenged folkes to let their beard stray onto their necks.

Perhaps it's the inability to find their lower jawline?
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Re: Just got back from socialist Steve's fundraiser at Bear's Bar
« Reply #56 on: April 05, 2012, 06:21:31 PM »
There's too much neck for that collar. Way too much neck.

Its a bad photo -

The photographer should have told OS to find a shirt with a larger collar, instead he is wearing a shirt that has the effect of making him look larger than he is.

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Re: Just got back from socialist Steve's fundraiser at Bear's Bar
« Reply #57 on: April 05, 2012, 07:17:44 PM »
Perhaps Steve should consult with the excellent campaign marketing team at his own website, www.electstevedawes.com, for image-enhancing tips and whatnot.
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Re: Just got back from socialist Steve's fundraiser at Bear's Bar
« Reply #58 on: April 05, 2012, 07:25:55 PM »
Can you imagine what an awful photographer "Marea" must be, to allow that imprint to show on that photo?

Good Lord, what a picture!

Neck overflowing his collar, pubic hair all over his face, a head of hair that looks like it came out of the squatter's imaginary Dyson, it could hardly be worse.


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Re: Just got back from socialist Steve's fundraiser at Bear's Bar
« Reply #59 on: April 05, 2012, 07:27:58 PM »
Current time, 20:29 EDST still no big secret from Stevie. I'm disappointed.  :-)
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Re: Just got back from socialist Steve's fundraiser at Bear's Bar
« Reply #60 on: April 05, 2012, 08:27:27 PM »

ETA:

Hey Reality vs DU,

Any idea which character BanTheGOP was? He said he was going.

He would have been the one foaming at the mouth.

I don't think he made it.  You would think based on his online persona he would have been banging his fists on the table screaming **** the GOP.  No such thing, as I mentioned it was pretty quiet and low key.

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Re: Just got back from socialist Steve's fundraiser at Bear's Bar
« Reply #61 on: April 05, 2012, 09:03:18 PM »
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Re: Just got back from socialist Steve's fundraiser at Bear's Bar
« Reply #62 on: April 06, 2012, 08:41:06 AM »
I think his campaign looks more like this...

Help keep America beautiful...deface a liberal.

The Democrat and Republican parties are simply the left and right wings of the same bird of prey.

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Re: Just got back from socialist Steve's fundraiser at Bear's Bar
« Reply #63 on: April 06, 2012, 10:55:23 AM »
Been following this as a very far outsider, and I am beginning to feel sorry for Big Steve.

He is sitting on a GOLD MINE of history and potential as a tourest trap and here there is all this about a donut shop coming to the area ??????

Something about removing abandoned homes on the river,  ----- Darn no problem to put in piers and encouraging people to buy and live on house boats.

Advertise the area, 90% of America has never heard of this place and for history buffs and retired folk this could bring in the camp grounds and a Wallmart, shops that deal in fake antiques, and those that want to see how life in that town 150 years ago was.  

Bring back the Honky tonks and the steak and chops at reasonable prices-----   Poor Steve is blind to Capitalism as a Dem.    Shit he is all for donutshops and misses the big picture.  idiot LIB.  Needs to put stars in the eyes of voters on a big future.

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Re: Just got back from socialist Steve's fundraiser at Bear's Bar
« Reply #64 on: April 06, 2012, 02:55:32 PM »
Has it been 24 hours yet? :???:
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Re: Just got back from socialist Steve's fundraiser at Bear's Bar
« Reply #65 on: April 06, 2012, 02:57:21 PM »
Has it been 24 hours yet? :???:

Steve has been pretty quiet.  Not a peep.
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Re: Re: Re: Just got back from socialist Steve's fundraiser at Bear's Bar
« Reply #66 on: April 06, 2012, 03:34:01 PM »
Steve has been pretty quiet.  Not a peep.

Maybe he was going to take down the cave with his ninja lawyers?
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Re: Just got back from socialist Steve's fundraiser at Bear's Bar
« Reply #67 on: April 06, 2012, 03:36:00 PM »
They must have committed seppu-ku (or they're still lost in the Johns Hopkins mail room looking for that check).
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Re: Just got back from socialist Steve's fundraiser at Bear's Bar
« Reply #68 on: April 06, 2012, 04:14:28 PM »
Okay, a football-like recapitulation; remember, the big guy and franksolich, as fellow Nebraskans, think in terms of football.

The big guy had gotten the ball first, on his own 20-yard-line, and advanced four yards (when he unveiled his first web-site), making it second-and-six.  Then he picked up another yard (when he got all those endorsements from that obscure personalities), making it third-and-five.

On third-and-five, the big guy passed the ball downfield, and ran to catch it while franksolich, uh, disappeared, nowhere to be seen.

The big guy ran down the field, and it looked to be a touchdown.

Excepting that the big guy slipped and fell on the three-yard-line, losing the football (when the big guy's friends put up his second web-site), which franksolich caught and ran back for a touchdown.

Making the score the primitives 0, the people 7.

The big guy got the football again, on his own 20-yard-line, and ran with it, gaining five yards (putting out his stuff in the newspaper), making it second-and-five.

However, problem.

The big guy started too soon, "false start," by doing this way too early.  Penalty, five yards.

So it was then second-and-ten.

We have to wait until the big guy reports to the primitives, what he did on second-and-ten.

Ya think he'll admit there were only 7 morons at his gathering? Wouldn't surprise me if he told them he packed the bar to overflowing! bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
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Re: Just got back from socialist Steve's fundraiser at Bear's Bar
« Reply #69 on: April 06, 2012, 05:15:53 PM »
Ya think he'll admit there were only 7 morons at his gathering? Wouldn't surprise me if he told them he packed the bar to overflowing! bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Ya know this could mean that Steve is in jail. Free Beer and Mini-tacos do add up. Someone has to pay.
with only 7 who showed up....could Stevie-boy have tried to skip out without paying the tab?