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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #50 on: March 27, 2012, 11:42:05 AM »
hoodies are da bomb!


They go good with a nice pair of aviator sunglasses, too!















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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #51 on: March 27, 2012, 12:00:00 PM »
Hey stinky!
I am wearing a hoodie today. It is a little chilly and it conceals my handgun better than a regular t-shirt. :tongue:
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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #52 on: March 27, 2012, 12:00:49 PM »
I escaped a few years back. :rotf:
Of course I when to Wheaton high and there were plenty of opportunity for minority students. For me not so much.

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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #53 on: March 27, 2012, 12:05:33 PM »
Oh my.

JohnnyReb's becoming famous.

The sparkling old dude promised us he'd link to the story later.

Mon Mar 26, 2012, 05:21 PM
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 I just read this story. Imagine if this were your father. How would you, as a kid, feel?
Here's the story. I am happy to post a link, but will do that later.


For Christmas, the wife bought son a leather jacket with a hoodie. He would come out school with the thing pulled over his head and I would give him hell about it. Then one day I told how it was, "If I see that thing pulled over your head one more time when it's not super cold or raining, I'm going to cut it off with my pocket knife right here in front of all your schoolmates." I haven't seen it up since.

He used to meet me on one side of the school parking lot....then he got a serious girlfriend and started waiting on the other side so he could get more time with the girlfriend. I waited and worked my way through the long line to that side one day and to top things off, he acted like he didn't see me sitting there. I waited awhile then just sat down on the horn for several seconds....embarrassed the hell out of him. All the kids were dying laughing. He still waits on that side but he comes to me before I get that far down the line now.....
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 I just read this story. Imagine if this were your father. How would you, as a kid, feel? (Original post) Stinky The Clown 17 hrs ago OP
 I suppose it would depend on my age arcane1 17 hrs ago #1
 I would be royally pissed off! CaliforniaPeggy 17 hrs ago #2
 Just tell him to put a rubber on it and find his own way home. HopeHoops 4 hrs ago #3
 He can walk home. HappyMe 3 hrs ago #4
 At least he didn't shoot up his computer... PassingFair 1 hr ago #5


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Mon Mar 26, 2012, 05:34 PM
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1. I suppose it would depend on my age

but my feeling would probably be like any other normal kid who has parents around while hanging with my friends. 
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Mon Mar 26, 2012, 05:45 PM
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2. I would be royally pissed off!

Sounds like a pretty controlling father. Teenagers do not thrive when their parents micro-manage them like this. The parents should be letting go, allowing the kid some leeway in making their decisions.

If I were that kid, I would be looking hard for some other way to get home.

 
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Tue Mar 27, 2012, 06:33 AM
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3. Just tell him to put a rubber on it and find his own way home.

I'm not kidding.

 
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Tue Mar 27, 2012, 06:53 AM
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4. He can walk home.

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I would also get him some rubbers. As far as the hoody goes, the dad probably has a good reason for telling him to leave the hood down.

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As a kid, I might be glad that at least I have a dad that cares enough. Most teens are never happy with and are embarassed by their parents. No matter what.
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Thank you. There are enough hoodlums in his school without me furnishing it another one.


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Tue Mar 27, 2012, 09:37 AM
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5. At least he didn't shoot up his computer...

But I would if I thought I needed to.
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BTW: Sons girlfriend and his friends think I'm the coolest dad in the world. Strict but funny. They all want to come live with me and his mom. No kidding.
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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #54 on: March 27, 2012, 12:29:18 PM »
Wow, Johnny, that didn't go quite the way little Mikey bitch boy thought it would, huh?

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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #55 on: March 27, 2012, 12:47:10 PM »
Wow, Johnny, that didn't go quite the way little Mikey bitch boy thought it would, huh?

 :lmao:

I'm a bad man........ :lmao: (think Mohammed Ali)

I was a little shocked at the responses myself....some seemed to side with me and I thank those that did.



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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #56 on: March 27, 2012, 12:50:54 PM »
I'm a bad man........ :lmao: (think Mohammed Ali)

I was a little shocked at the responses myself....some seemed to side with me and I thank those that did.

Except for CalPig.  Then again, who the Hell would want that 1%ers endorsement anyway?
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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #57 on: March 27, 2012, 01:02:53 PM »
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I was a little shocked at the responses myself....some seemed to side with me and I thank those that did.
The only DUmpmonkeys who agreed were the ones too stupid to realize the origin of the story.

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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #58 on: March 27, 2012, 01:23:31 PM »
You were a cutie Frank!

You know, I gave this some thought.

For years and years now, franksolich has presented a rather awkward dilemma for the primitives--and for Democrats and liberals in real life.....while franksolich presents no such complications for decent and civilized people, either in real life or on the internet.

And trust me, I take advantage of it.

So one was born without ears.

It was sheer random chance and accident, a chemical (now banned) used in the manufacture of hand-soap for institutions (in this case, a hospital); my mother when pregnant just grabbed the wrong bar.  A thirty-second exposure was all it took.  She was a nurse; she had to keep her hands clean.

It was just bad luck.  The long-ago hand-soap manufactory had no intention to harm me, and my mother had no intention to harm me.  It was just random bad luck, nothing more than that.

In the primitive perspective, it's a tragedy; it shouldn't have happened, someone has to be blamed, and "proper" medical treatment should've been done, killing the infant in the womb.  After all, one can't possibly have "quality of life" with such a horrendous and crippling defect.

That's the primitive take on franksolich.

In franksolich's perspective, it was just random luck, good or bad, much as my grey eyes or sharp nose are.

Well, here franksolich is, as my mother wasn't a primitive. 

Having to accept franksolich as one of the living, the primitives are pissed because franksolich won't "behave" in the manner they think he should.  He won't allow himself to be pitied or condescended to, he won't whine about his "predicament," he refuses to blame George Bush and others for his condition, he refuses to exact revenge on society by Hating, and by elbowing his way onto the welfare gravy train.

In fact, franksolich has always paid his own way through life, and I suspect I've been considerably less of a burden on the taxpayers than most "able-bodied" primitives.  In fact, I've been rather cheap for society to bear.

And in another matter of fact, I've probably enjoyed a fuller, richer, quality of life than the primitives.

My blood runs cold at the prospect that I could've been born the sparkling old dude or Pedro Picasso; it freezes at the prospect that I could've ended up the wretched old bitch the Die alte Sau, or the defrocked warped primitive.

So the primitives have this dilemma, and they don't like it at all--they're supposed to pity franksolich, and Hate him because they can't.

It's a great life, being able to do that to Democrats, liberals, and primitives.  I love it.

I look at it as being George in Uncle Tom's Cabin; the primitives can't keep me on the plantation.
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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #59 on: March 27, 2012, 01:26:53 PM »
They would be appalled, wouldn't they?  

Oh and another thing.  The DUmpmonkies believe in non-strict parenting.  Thinking back to when you were a kid, wasn't it the kid who had real permissive parents, the real douchebag?  He'd always get you in trouble of some sort, and never have your back.  Things like that. 
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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #60 on: March 27, 2012, 01:59:44 PM »
Oh Crap, humans have worn head covering from the beginning of time.

The designers are no doubt scrambling to make silk dresses with Hood's to be pulled up in rain or wind.   Wasn't that long ago woman wore scarves to protect their do's so this may be the next step forward.

A Hood is JUST a head covering from the elements, the sun, the rain, the snow the ice, what would Texas be like without their cowboy and girl hats ??

People in the south need head coverings to protect them from the sun and the heat just as we in the north need some kind of head gear to protect us from the sun, the heat, the ice and he cold.

People of many religions wear hats, bonnets and scarves, they all served a original purpose and so do today The Hood on sweat shirts and jackets came from a reason that people would need them at some time.

If this is open season on what a person wears in public on a rainy night, to walk a few blocks to a friends home, then we need to issue umbrellas to all citizens and insure our kids do not leave home with out them.






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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #61 on: March 27, 2012, 03:28:31 PM »
I wear a hoodie all the time.  I just can't keep the damn hood up!



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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #64 on: April 10, 2012, 02:52:03 PM »
The cat is truly smarter then Stinky could ever hope to be. It probably plots his demise every night.
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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #65 on: April 10, 2012, 02:55:45 PM »
The cat is truly smarter then Stinky could ever hope to be. It probably plots his demise every night.

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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #66 on: April 10, 2012, 05:28:27 PM »
So did I, and you're not kidding. The only people of color you see in Potomac are the nannies, gardeners, or housekeepers.

You know, I'm wondering if the sparkling old dude feels some sort of urgent compulsion to protect, shield, his wife from the vicissitudes of life; she was after all raised in a lily-white white-collar environment (the sparkling old dude himself was raised on the mean streets of organized-crime-infested Bridgeport, Connecticut), as a music professor's daughter.  In fact, she was raised right there on campus.

Reading of her college years (the late 1970s), I had to keep looking at the top of the pages, to assure myself I wasn't reading something from Life magazine circa 1937 or 1938, the life of a co-ed at Vassar or Radcliffe or Bryn Mawr or Smith, majoring in song and dance, but expecting to find a husband to support her.

No derogation of the old dude's wife; her parents started it.

However, if the sparkling old dude truly loved her, he would've demanded that she bump into reality once in a while, getting some corns on her feet, callouses on her hands, and some grey hairs on her head.  He hasn't done her any favors by protecting her from living among the Magic One's adopted hooded sons.

She's about 10-11-12 years younger than the old dude, and looks okay, perhaps what's known as a "trophy wife," and the old dude with his Italianate derivation and instinct, seeks to protect her as if a bird in a gilded cage?

With all due respect to the sparkling old dude, he married an airhead, a frivolous papier-mache doll that's pretty on the outside, empty on the inside.
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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #67 on: April 10, 2012, 05:58:07 PM »
I didn't see anyone wearing a hoodie this weekend but then again it was in the 80's here in Austin.   :whatever:

Down here, we only see 'em in winter- lasted 2 weeks this year. :-)
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« Reply #68 on: April 10, 2012, 06:00:30 PM »
She's about 10-11-12 years younger than the old dude, and looks okay, perhaps what's known as a "trophy wife," and the old dude with his Italianate derivation and instinct, seeks to protect her as if a bird in a gilded cage?

With all due respect to the sparkling old dude, he married an airhead, a frivolous papier-mache doll that's pretty on the outside, empty on the inside.

I'd hit it, and teach her a thing or two about life in the process.
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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #69 on: April 10, 2012, 06:08:20 PM »
I'd hit it, and teach her a thing or two about life in the process.

<<doesn't hit on married women.

But I mean, hey, even the big guy's wife, as dour as she is, looks as if she knows something about the hard knocks in life, and so one's compelled to respect her.

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« Reply #70 on: April 10, 2012, 07:02:04 PM »
<<doesn't hit on married women.

But I mean, hey, even the big guy's wife, as dour as she is, looks as if she knows something about the hard knocks in life, and so one's compelled to respect her.

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With the greatest of respect, I'm going to have to disagree. She's married to the DUde. Hasn't she suffered enough?
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« Reply #71 on: April 10, 2012, 07:04:29 PM »
With the greatest of respect, I'm going to have to disagree. She's married to the DUde. Hasn't she suffered enough?

One could make that argument, I suppose.

However.

If the old dude's wife and the big guy's wife were both unmarried, and the only two women from whom franksolich could select, my choice would be obvious.
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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #72 on: April 10, 2012, 08:04:06 PM »
Oh brother.
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« Reply #73 on: April 10, 2012, 08:13:38 PM »
One could make that argument, I suppose.

However.

If the old dude's wife and the big guy's wife were both unmarried, and the only two women from whom franksolich could select, my choice would be obvious.
Well, considering franksolich is deaf, not blind....

The big guy's wife looks like she ate a spoiled ghost.

SparklyM looks like a spoiled, brainless dilettante. (nadin scrambles onto the google, but still doesn't understand)

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« Reply #74 on: April 10, 2012, 09:37:44 PM »

You know, I came across this by accident.

The other day, I was fondly reminiscencing about the cafeteria food in a private college I attended before I went to (and graduated) from the University of Nebraska.  It seemed to me the cuisine at the private college was mountains better than the glop served in the university cafeterias.

In fact, once a week all semester long, there were special meals that rivaled, and even beat, anything served in five-star French restaurants.  It was great, but if I'd stayed there instead of transferring, I would've graduated about the size of the Las Vegas Leviathan, the food was that good.

I was trying to remember the name of the privately-owned company that ran the cafeteria, and through random nadining, found William Scandling.....who by odd coincidence was once the sparkling old dude's boss.

You know, I probably dined on chow provided by the old dude, and it was good, all of it, all the time.

Actually, no; there were no Italianate-looking people on the cafeteria staff at the time, and besides, by the time franksolich was in college, the old dude was probably an up-and-coming corporate vice-president in upstate New York, or something (really; no sarcasm here).

And then from further nadining about college food, I encountered this.
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