You know, I am a little green with envy about the old dude; he has something franksolich doesn't.
I wouldn't want his lack of hair, or his bulge in the middle, or his money, or his wife, or his copious luxuriant real estate, but damn, those are good ears, some of the best flaps I've ever seen.
Well, it doesn't appear to me that his real estate is either copious or luxuriant.
It may have at one time have been expensive, prior to the onset of the 0bamanation real estate depression, but the house is very small, on a half-acre lot.
I'm sure the squatter's entire estate would easily fit into franksolich's front yard, with room left over for all the cats to play.
He does have enormous ear flaps, though, reminiscent of those on his Kenyan lord and savior.