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Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« on: March 26, 2012, 04:50:38 PM »
You knew it had to happen, and it has. The first of what is likely to be a series of hoodie bouncies has bounded into view.
It's unfortunate that no bystanders overheard the conversation and chimed in or applauded, but Mike's not a very good bouncy writer:
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Are you seeing more than the ususal amount of people wearing hoodies?
I was out and about earlier today, which included a stop at the Mall. I was in a store, waiting to be helped. I engaged in conversation a woman who was just ahead of me in line. She was my age, maybe a few years younger (I am a geezer). She had on a hoodie. It was cool here today, so a hoodie was actually appropriate, but not pulled up inside the always-70-degree Mall.

We were in a store that sells (relatively) high value small items that are easy to steal, and commonly are. We talked about that for a bit. The conversation got around to the Trayvon Martin case ( I kinda steered it there, but not in too obvious a way.)

Yup, she was not a normal hoodie wearer. She was wearing hers with the hood up as a statement.2
   
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1. Not just seeng but doing. Yep. I think hoodies are cool this spring.

Poor, addled DUmmy grasswipe Judy wears two overcoats as she wanders the sidewalks of Oak Grove and Milwaukie with her ever-present little red wagon, mumbling about a pie shop. This is the first indication of what goes under the coats. Judy is a pitiful character:
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2. my favorite shirt is a hoodie

Lime green. I wear it nearly every time I go out, either under a jacket or over a collared shirt of one kind or another. I love it. That hood is useful when the wind comes up or rain sprinkles.

But in the last few days I have noticed many many people wearing hoodies on the bus, at the store, on the street. And I live in a more white than not community.

As she swelters under those coats, the odor of that hoodie would make your eyes water.

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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2012, 04:59:27 PM »
According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2012, 05:02:53 PM »
I see we've moved on to the next manufactured trendy cause.

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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2012, 05:06:02 PM »
Too bad the old dude, who lives in the third most-affluent county in the United States, runs into diversity only when he's out shopping, a few three- or five-minute encounters.
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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2012, 05:10:05 PM »
Been practicing my poem writing skills....

If I had me a hoodie
I might get a woodie
Then look for bootie
While I wear my footie

....still stink, don't I :lmao:

 
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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2012, 05:33:05 PM »
I see we've moved on to the next manufactured trendy cause.

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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2012, 05:46:00 PM »
I didn't see anyone wearing a hoodie this weekend but then again it was in the 80's here in Austin.   :whatever:

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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2012, 05:50:07 PM »
If I wear a hoodie to work, is because I am cold, and I am working outdoors!!
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« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2012, 05:51:17 PM »
I didn't see anyone wearing a hoodie this weekend but then again it was in the 80's here in Austin.   :whatever:

It has been 70+ degrees in the midwest for the past two weeks...no hoodies here either. Bouncy fail to the DUDE.
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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2012, 05:54:00 PM »
Too bad the old dude, who lives in the third most-affluent county in the United States, runs into diversity only when he's out shopping, a few three- or five-minute encounters.

Considering the littered mess he lives in, he should consider hiring a diverse maid to come in and do some cleaning.

DUmpmonkey Sparkly just plays around. 

I guess she's too good to bake cookies like Hillary, but she sure is a dirty, sloppy, slovenly housekeeper.

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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2012, 05:56:58 PM »
Considering the littered mess he lives in, he should consider hiring a diverse maid to come in and do some cleaning.

DUmpmonkey Sparkly just plays around. 

I guess she's too good to bake cookies like Hillary, but she sure is a dirty, sloppy, slovenly housekeeper.

Well, he does have maid.  He admitted it a few years ago.

And given the size and nature of his spread in Maryland, surely he's got a couple of gardeners and a professional full-time lawn-mower too.

One wonders if they all have papers.
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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2012, 05:59:26 PM »
hoodies are da bomb!


They go good with a nice pair of aviator sunglasses, too!















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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2012, 06:01:14 PM »
if anyone wore a hoodie anywhere in my WHOLE town, the local police would most likely "disappear" them.

failing that, the citizens would.
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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2012, 06:02:17 PM »
I found a replacement for grasswire's stinky hoodie.




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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2012, 06:13:53 PM »
if anyone wore a hoodie anywhere in my WHOLE town, the local police would most likely "disappear" them.

failing that, the citizens would.

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For Christmas, the wife bought son a leather jacket with a hoodie. He would come out school with the thing pulled over his head and I would give him hell about it. Then one day I told how it was, "If I see that thing pulled over your head one more time when it's not super cold or raining, I'm going to cut it off with my pocket knife right here in front of all your schoolmates." I haven't seen it up since.

He used to meet me on one side of the school parking lot....then he got a serious girlfriend and started waiting on the other side so he could get more time with the girlfriend. I waited and worked my way through the long line to that side one day and to top things off, he acted like he didn't see me sitting there. I waited awhile then just sat down on the horn for several seconds....embarrassed the hell out of him. All the kids were dying laughing. He still waits on that side but he comes to me before I get that far down the line now..... :rotf:
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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2012, 06:28:30 PM »
Stinky the Duche needs a hoody to keep that shiny smooth dome of his warm.

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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2012, 06:33:05 PM »
Stinky the Duche needs a hoody to keep that shiny smooth dome of his warm.



You know, I am a little green with envy about the old dude; he has something franksolich doesn't.

I wouldn't want his lack of hair, or his bulge in the middle, or his money, or his wife, or his copious luxuriant real estate, but damn, those are good ears, some of the best flaps I've ever seen.

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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2012, 06:43:32 PM »
You know, I am a little green with envy about the old dude; he has something franksolich doesn't.

I wouldn't want his lack of hair, or his bulge in the middle, or his money, or his wife, or his copious luxuriant real estate, but damn, those are good ears, some of the best flaps I've ever seen.

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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2012, 06:50:40 PM »
Well, shit.

This is the only photograph of franksolich in full profile; all others were usually taken so as to obscure the absence of ears.  This was, or is, my good side.


Now, ask me why I'm envious of the fine-flapped old dude.
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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2012, 06:58:40 PM »
So did the Unabomber.

I posted a pic of the unabomber a bit further down but Che never wore a hoodie. I was playing off of Cindie's statement about leftist fashion trends.

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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2012, 07:19:08 PM »
:lmao:

For Christmas, the wife bought son a leather jacket with a hoodie. He would come out school with the thing pulled over his head and I would give him hell about it. Then one day I told how it was, "If I see that thing pulled over your head one more time when it's not super cold or raining, I'm going to cut it off with my pocket knife right here in front of all your schoolmates." I haven't seen it up since.

He used to meet me on one side of the school parking lot....then he got a serious girlfriend and started waiting on the other side so he could get more time with the girlfriend. I waited and worked my way through the long line to that side one day and to top things off, he acted like he didn't see me sitting there. I waited awhile then just sat down on the horn for several seconds....embarrassed the hell out of him. All the kids were dying laughing. He still waits on that side but he comes to me before I get that far down the line now..... :rotf:

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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2012, 07:26:45 PM »
Well, shit.

This is the only photograph of franksolich in full profile; all others were usually taken so as to obscure the absence of ears.  This was, or is, my good side.


Now, ask me why I'm envious of the fine-flapped old dude.

You were a cutie Frank!

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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2012, 07:28:15 PM »
You were a cutie Frank!

I'll bet you'd say that to Mike too, though.
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Re: Catbox Squatter Spins A Hoodie Bouncy
« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2012, 07:34:12 PM »
You know, I am a little green with envy about the old dude; he has something franksolich doesn't.

I wouldn't want his lack of hair, or his bulge in the middle, or his money, or his wife, or his copious luxuriant real estate, but damn, those are good ears, some of the best flaps I've ever seen.
Well, it doesn't appear to me that his real estate is either copious or luxuriant.

It may have at one time have been expensive, prior to the onset of the 0bamanation real estate depression, but the house is very small, on a half-acre lot.

I'm sure the squatter's entire estate would easily fit into franksolich's front yard, with room left over for all the cats to play.

He does have enormous ear flaps, though, reminiscent of those on his Kenyan lord and savior.