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Offline Freeper

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I am a slut.
« on: March 05, 2012, 06:43:27 PM »
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I am a slut.

There, I said it. Before I married my present husband, I had sex with whomever I pleased, as often as I pleased. In cars, and out. While I was a college student. When I traveled.

I have used almost every form of available birth control for both contraception and for medical needs. I had an abortion when my contraception failed.

I had so much sex that it would make Limbaugh's eyes pop out.

I still have all the sex I want, with my husband (he's OK with this).

I am not ashamed of my sexual history, but there are those who think I should be. I'd like to know why.

I also know that there are DUers who would prefer that I don't call myself a slut. But, I am a woman of lusty appetites, and I refuse to be ashamed, and I refuse to be quiet.

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1. I tried really hard to be a slut as a young man

but I have to report that I was never as successful as I wanted to be.

Imagine that, a DUmmy having problems getting laid.

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34. How long have you been a nympho?

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37. Way longer than you'll be around here

Bet on that
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38. That poster is no longer with us

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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2012, 06:50:59 PM »
I wouldn't do DUmmy lapislzi with Taverner's cock.

But she's right.

She is, without question, a slut.

Somewhere, stevenumbers is dying.
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2012, 06:56:05 PM »
So the OP admits she's a slut, still don't understand why the slut thinks someone else should pay for her birthcontrol?

You would think she could at least get the "Johns" to pay for it. :popcorn:

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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2012, 06:57:35 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on March 05, 2012, 06:56:05 PM
So the OP admits she's a slut, still don't understand why the slut thinks someone else should pay for her birthcontrol?

You would think she could at least get the "Johns" to pay for it. :popcorn:



A prostitute has "johns", a slut gives it away.  The prostitute is probably cleaner, too.
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2012, 07:03:23 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 05, 2012, 06:57:35 PM
A prostitute has "johns", a slut gives it away.  The prostitute is probably cleaner, too.

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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2012, 07:13:57 PM »
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I am a slut.

There, I said it. Before I married my present husband, I had sex with whomever I pleased, as often as I pleased. In cars, and out. While I was a college student. When I traveled.

I have used almost every form of available birth control for both contraception and for medical needs. I had an abortion when my contraception failed.

I had so much sex that it would make Limbaugh's eyes pop out.

I still have all the sex I want, with my husband (he's OK with this).

I am not ashamed of my sexual history, but there are those who think I should be. I'd like to know why.

I also know that there are DUers who would prefer that I don't call myself a slut. But, I am a woman of lusty appetites, and I refuse to be ashamed, and I refuse to be quiet.



Go for it doll.  Just pay for your own birth control and no one would care.   Not even a little bit.

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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2012, 07:16:36 PM »
Why yes DUmmie, you are.
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2012, 07:35:02 PM »
So, that's why your nickname was doorknob.  Everybody's had a turn at you.
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2012, 07:42:47 PM »
Fleets In!
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2012, 07:49:45 PM »
Quote from: Doc Savage on March 05, 2012, 07:42:47 PM
Fleets In!

:lmao:

BTW, most men I know don't respect women who've slept with too many men, if you'll give it away to anyone then you'll give it away to everyone. Nothing something to strive for IMO.
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2012, 07:51:41 PM »
At last. A DU post I can agree with 100%.
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2012, 08:42:44 PM »
I guess everyone must have something to be proud of. If that is hers then oh well.
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2012, 08:50:26 PM »
I'm surprised she got married. Can a husband really trust a slut to be faithful?

Listed stupid b!tch, Its not about your sex life, its about ME paying for the consequences of your irresponsibility.
Pony up the cash for your own behavior. I don't want to pay to murder your baby.

I am continually amazed at the sheer inability of liberals to understand the basic argument. 
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2012, 08:52:56 PM »
Wow...

You should really watch what you post on the internet.  Prospective employer's are not going to want to know all about your sex life.  Just saying.
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2012, 08:56:55 PM »
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I am a slut, or if you prefer, a crackwhore, skank, jizz-bucket, cum-guzzler, sleazebag, strumpet, floozy, harlot, tramp, or as the nurse at the health clinic calls me, a "walking Petri dish".

There, I said it. Before I married my present husband, I had sex with whomever I pleased, with whatever species I pleased, as often as I pleased. In cars, and out. While I was a college student. When I traveled. In the john at the local bus station. For quarters. And lines of coke. And sometimes McDonalds coupons.

I have used almost every form of available birth control for both contraception and for medical needs, except abstinence. I had an abortion when my contraception failed, and laughed at the "baby pictures" with my friends that night over Mimosas.

I had so much sex, I had to have my vagina re-lined with a boneless Smithfield ham.

I still have all the sex I want, with my husband, and the neighbor's husband, and my mother's husband (oops, did i just let that slip?), sometimes even when he's awake (he's OK with this, as long as I don't interrupt his Halo session).

I am not ashamed of my sexual history, which is so long it makes the chronicles of the Roman Empire look like a William Pitt pamphlet, but there are those who think I should be. I'd like to know why, but I don't have time to find out right now. There's a zucchini in the fridge with my name on it.

I also know that there are DUers who would prefer that I don't call myself a slut. They prefer the term "sex worker" or even "happy finisher". But, I am a woman of lusty appetites, and I refuse to be ashamed, and I refuse to be quiet, except when my mouth is full.

Fixed a bit.

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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2012, 08:58:17 PM »
That's straight up super nasty.  She's like a used wash rag.  Yeah, her husband is real lucky.   :puke:
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2012, 09:50:09 PM »
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1. I tried really hard to be a slut as a young man

but I have to report that I was never as successful as I wanted to be.

I actually laughed at this. It's true of me too. :(

And thanks for letting us know about this, lapislzi. Are you proud of youself, 'lil Ms. Round Heels?


Has the burning, and itching stopped yet?
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2012, 10:33:07 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on March 05, 2012, 09:50:09 PM
I actually laughed at this. It's true of me too. :(

And thanks for letting us know about this, lapislzi. Are you proud of youself, 'lil Ms. Round Heels?


Has the burning, and itching stopped yet?

Come on little trooper, you will get there someday.  :p
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2012, 10:41:51 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on March 05, 2012, 08:52:56 PM
Wow...

You should really watch what you post on the internet.  Prospective employer's are not going to want to know all about your sex life.  Just saying.

Considering that 'Exotic dancer' is high-end employment for those low-lifes, that's not necessarily true of the kind of work the DUmmies shoot for.
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2012, 10:44:17 PM »
One guy asks a valid question, on that forum, and he's banned. That's lib free speech.
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2012, 07:22:40 AM »
Quote from: BEG on March 05, 2012, 10:33:07 PM
Come on little trooper, you will get there someday.  :p

I sure did.
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2012, 07:28:02 AM »
I bet she ain't never had to buy yeast.
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2012, 07:40:41 AM »
hole and a heartbeat.......that is all
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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2012, 08:49:34 AM »
dandi... :rotf:

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Re: I am a slut.
« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2012, 09:18:54 AM »
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I am a slut.

Hey! Finally something posted on that trash heap that I can agree with!

Wonder if we're paying for her Valtrex prescriptions...
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