grasswire
They make oblique threats.
Wow! Poor, addled grasswire Judy is really on the warpath!
Yesterday it was "defenestrate", and now "oblique"!
None of the DUmpmonkeys, including poor, addled grasswire Judy, have either of those words in their vocabularies.
She's looking up words, determined to show that she isn't really addled.
But a bag lady who trundles around town, bundled up in multiple overcoats, pulling a little red wagon heaped with junk thrown out by others, while mumbling about a non-profit pie shop, would seem to be the personification of addled.
(And I didn't have to look up "personification".)