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Secret £14million Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed in Turkey

A secret Bible in which Jesus is believed to predict the coming of the Prophet Muhammad to Earth has sparked serious interest from the Vatican.

Pope Benedict XVI is claimed to want to see the 1,500-year-old book, which many say is the Gospel of Barnabas, that has been hidden by the Turkish state for the last 12 years.

The £14million handwritten gold lettered tome, penned in Jesus' native Aramaic language, is said to contain his early teachings and a prediction of the Prophet's coming.
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i suppose the turks could burn it in response to the qu'ran burnings?


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Does Mohammed look like Obama?  :lmao:






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Is the ink dry?
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Is the ink dry?
It looks like it was written with a gold Sharpie.
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In one version of the gospel, he(Jesus) is said to have told a priest: 'How shall the Messiah be called? Muhammad is his blessed name'.

Oh, HELL NO.

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In one version of the gospel, he(Jesus) is said to have told a priest: 'How shall the Messiah be called? Muhammad is his blessed name and he shall have many wives that have not reached puberty






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

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That is some OLD TP.
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Duh, Matthew 7:15.

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How...

...convenient.
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i suppose the turks could burn it in response to the qu'ran burnings?



Turks aren't very religious. They're as Muslim as the French are Christian (only in name).

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Turks aren't very religious. They're as Muslim as the French are Christian (only in name).

But still muslim enough to cut your head off if you call moo-hommed a false prophet.
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I sure would like to see this carbon dated.
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Does Mohammed look like Obama?  :lmao:

Obama looks like Mohammed's diarrhea.
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Does Mohammed look like Obama?  :lmao:

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Turks aren't very religious. They're as Muslim as the French are Christian (only in name).

SHUTUP BITCH!  :bigbird:






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1500 years old? Jesus died 2012 years ago. Color me shocked that a cave-dweller would latch onto a popular religion and write his own history in an attempt to get followers. :rolleyes:
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