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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2012, 01:31:22 PM »
probably the same tree that his pants landed in.

why arent the treehuggers in a fuss about the tree cruelty?
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2012, 01:35:40 PM »
a tree?  thats even bette  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  I hope the tree didn't lose any limbs   :lmao:
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2012, 01:45:02 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on February 15, 2012, 01:28:36 PM
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A tree?

Those guys are very well trained.  ::)
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2012, 01:47:51 PM »
In Iran, you prune trees, in Thailand trees prune you.
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2012, 01:51:03 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 15, 2012, 01:47:51 PM
In Iran, you prune trees, in Thailand trees prune you.

He tried to branch out, went out on a limb, and it killed him. He was barking up the wrong tree.
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #30 on: February 15, 2012, 01:52:01 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on February 15, 2012, 01:51:03 PM
He tried to branch out, went out on a limb, and it killed him. He was barking up the wrong tree.

Now we are getting to the root of the problem.
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #31 on: February 15, 2012, 01:59:06 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 15, 2012, 01:52:01 PM
Now we are getting to the root of the problem.

Agreed. He was told to leaf things alone, but nooooooooooo, he had to **** with the system!
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #32 on: February 15, 2012, 02:02:23 PM »
I agree, he barked up the wrong tree this time.  He was knot thinking that is for sure!
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #33 on: February 15, 2012, 02:07:04 PM »
If he gets a day in court he won't have a leg to stand on!
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #34 on: February 15, 2012, 02:07:27 PM »
or the lawyer just might charge an arm and a leg  :lmao:

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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #35 on: February 15, 2012, 02:08:09 PM »
I bet his terrorist friend is saying "I toe you so!"    SOMEONE STOP ME!  :panic:
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #36 on: February 15, 2012, 02:08:45 PM »
Quote from: Gina on February 15, 2012, 02:07:04 PM
If he gets a day in court he won't have a leg to stand on!

Other muzzies will help if he kneeds some more support.
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #37 on: February 15, 2012, 02:09:35 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on February 15, 2012, 02:08:45 PM
Other muzzies will help if he kneeds some more support.

he may just kneed them   :lmao:
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #38 on: February 15, 2012, 02:09:50 PM »
Quote from: Gina on February 15, 2012, 02:08:09 PM
I bet his terrorist friend is saying "I toe you so!"    SOMEONE STOP ME!  :panic:

OK, then! You are nailed! Toenailed, that is......
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #39 on: February 15, 2012, 02:12:26 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on February 15, 2012, 02:09:50 PM
OK, then! You are nailed! Toenailed, that is......

I hope he heels 
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #40 on: February 15, 2012, 02:14:49 PM »
Quote from: Gina on February 15, 2012, 02:12:26 PM
I hope he heels 

Well, he was one. If he offers, do not be his leg and ball carrier.

NOW STOP IT!
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #41 on: February 15, 2012, 02:32:23 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on February 15, 2012, 01:51:03 PM
He tried to branch out, went out on a limb, and it killed him. He was barking up the wrong tree.

He was trying to get back to his roots. -Kunta Kinte-
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #42 on: February 15, 2012, 02:34:00 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on February 15, 2012, 02:32:23 PM
-Kunta Kinte-

I was trying to keep this clean....  :rofl:
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #43 on: February 15, 2012, 02:35:34 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on February 15, 2012, 02:32:23 PM
He was trying to get back to his roots. -Kunta Kinte-
That was totally unneccessary.
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #44 on: February 15, 2012, 02:36:52 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on February 15, 2012, 02:35:34 PM
That was totally unneccessary.
Totally ?
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #45 on: February 15, 2012, 02:55:38 PM »
One of my dr's name is Kutteh Keh and I always  :lmao:  when I say his name
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #46 on: February 15, 2012, 04:10:21 PM »
The bomber's toes got into a real jam with that latest blast. Seemed like a really cheesy thing to do -- toss the bomb like that.
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #47 on: February 15, 2012, 04:20:32 PM »
This whole thread









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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #48 on: February 15, 2012, 05:14:38 PM »
He tried to make a point, but was cut off at the knees.
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #49 on: February 16, 2012, 12:38:54 AM »
There is a lot of discussion on this Iranian website about how this guy is Lebanese and many people put up good arguments.

I am not sure if I want to link to that site though because of all of the porn there (it's a imageboard).
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