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Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« on: February 14, 2012, 09:36:21 AM »
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Israel Blames Iran For Thai Bomb Attacks

Israel has blamed Iran for three explosions in Thailand after accusing the country of bomb attacks on its diplomats in India and Georgia. 

The blasts, which injured five people, come amid growing suspicion Iran is staging a series of revenge attacks for the assassinations of two nuclear scientists.

A picture posted on Twitter showed a wounded man - the bomb suspect - lying on a pavement outside a Thai school.

TV reports suggested an Iranian identification card was found nearby.
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Good riddance, mother****er.


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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2012, 09:50:05 AM »
send home on one of these



since iran wants nuclear missiles anyways

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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2012, 02:19:14 PM »
"Hoist on his own petard"...

http://www.netfriction.com/DisplayMsg.asp?ForumID=91&Msgid=1738904&page=1&Title=If%20Only%20All%20Terrorists%20Were%20So%20Inept

I spelled "Religion" wrong. I beg forgiveness.

Original link...http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_19962242

On a sidenote, I post in this other conservative forum under the forum name "ROPER" (Religion Of PeacER) whenever posting about our friends from the "religion of peace". I wish I could do the same here.
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2012, 02:37:51 PM »
These kids blow up so fast anymore. First they're here, then "poof" they're gone.
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2012, 04:16:57 PM »
These kids blow up so fast anymore. First they're here, then "poof" they're gone.
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2012, 04:45:53 PM »
I like it when a Muslim plan comes apart.
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2012, 06:52:00 PM »
I like it when a Muslim plan comes apart.
That's quite good as well. But don't get me started.
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2012, 08:18:19 PM »
"Is that a bomb in your pants or are you just happy....." Boom goes the dynamite.

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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2012, 09:37:44 PM »
I just hope your affairs don't blow up in your face.
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2012, 01:05:32 AM »
Love a story with a happy ending.
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2012, 08:50:18 AM »
This story has legs...or possibly not...
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2012, 08:53:05 AM »
This story has legs...or possibly not...

Nah. He can't even get a toe hold to compete with anyone.

I wonder if they called a toe truck for him. Or maybe it was the special bambulance that would allow him to get one foot ahead of everyone else.
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2012, 09:17:50 AM »
just because I wanted to see




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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2012, 09:32:55 AM »
I guess he got the ultimate blow job....hope he lost all 3 legs.
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2012, 09:55:17 AM »
his new years resolution: Lose 60 lbs

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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2012, 10:20:16 AM »
send home on one of these



since iran wants nuclear missiles anyways

How are those nuclear, sir?  Those - by appearances, anyway - look like SA-6 SovietBloc surface-to-air missiles, on a tracked mobile launch platform.
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2012, 10:58:27 AM »
Saw the video--there he is flopping around like a carp on a hot sidewalk, and the camera pans over about 20 yards away...TO HIS PANTS.

Priceless.
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« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2012, 11:05:35 AM »
How are those nuclear, sir?  Those - by appearances, anyway - look like SA-6 SovietBloc surface-to-air missiles, on a tracked mobile launch platform.
well sir im no rocket scientist. i just googled "india nuclear rocket"


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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2012, 11:16:51 AM »
well sir im no rocket scientist. i just googled "india nuclear rocket"



Well, my friend, here's what the SA-6 system looks like without the clown paint.


It's an airplane killer.  Nothing nuclear about it.

Now THESE bad boys, have the potential to be nuclear.  Or chemical.  Dumb as bricks, but gonna cause a lot of hurt wherever they land.

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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2012, 11:28:31 AM »
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor. Sung to the tune of, I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor.
In his case, he didn't have to sing the whole song.
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2012, 12:44:50 PM »
I see the bomber is a classmate of Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
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« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2012, 12:59:22 PM »
I see the bomber is a classmate of Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

But only 1/2 of Achmed. Achmed has legs.
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Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2012, 01:01:36 PM »
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Three Iranian suspects arrested over Thai blasts

The three explosions took place in Bangkok on Tuesday afternoon Continue reading the main story

Two are held in the Thai capital while a third man was arrested in Malaysia.

The fourth suspect, a woman, is still at large. Police say she left the country earlier this month.
BBC

One of the stories I read said the bomber threw a grenade into a passing cab after the driver refused to pick him up. :thatsright:
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« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2012, 01:24:58 PM »
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One of the stories I read said the bomber threw a grenade into a passing cab after the driver refused to pick him up. :thatsright:

hubby told me that the one that got his legs blown off threw a grenade at a vehicle and it bounced back at him, I hope that was true  :lmao:






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« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2012, 01:28:36 PM »
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According to a television news report, an Iranian man carrying a black bag hurled the first bomb at a taxi after the driver refused to accept him as a passenger. The cab driver was among the injured, reports said.

When police arrived at the scene, the foreigner then threw a second bomb at them, but it hit a tree and bounced back towards him and exploded. He lost both of his legs in the blast, the report said.
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A tree?
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