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Nadin Knows Forces that are ... "Special"
« on: January 17, 2012, 02:43:18 PM »
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SOLDIER’S FACEBOOK POST RAISES QUESTIONS ABOUT U.S. SPECIAL FORCES IN SYRIA
anuary 17, 2012 (San Diego)— On January 2, a soldier in San Diego linked to Special Forces posted on his Facebook page that he was deploying to Syria. The soldier’s Facebook page has been scrubbed, as well as almost all references to him. Still, this tantalizing piece of information startled readers, leading many to ask: does our country have troops in Syria and if so, why?

The likely presence of U.S. special forces inside Syria, a nation descending into civil war, may come as a surprise to the American public. But it’s no secret to many in Congress, where testimony before the Armed Services Committee as of last year by a top military official confirmed that the US has Special forces in over 20 Mideast countries including Syria, The Nation reported in 2010.

According to U.S. Navy Admiral Eric Olson, outdoing chief of Special Operations Command, in testimony before the House Armed Services Committee last year said that the U.S. had special operations troops in 20 countries in the Middle East. The Nation further reported that Colonel Tim Nye estimated in August that by the end of 2011, the U.S. would likely have special forces deployed in 120 countries. http://www.thenation.com/article/162566/secret-war-120-countries. That’s a big jump from June 2010, when the Washington Post reported special operations in 70 countries. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/06/03/AR2010060304965.html.

The Facebook posting raises additional questions. Why would a special forces soldier reveal the destination for a mission online? That answer may never be known, since according to family, he lost his life overseas and his body is en route home.

http://www.eastcountymagazine.org/node/8423

Point one, sorry for the length of the article, it is long.

It is best read at the ECM site since it is chockfull of links...

 
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1. Who was the soldier and what was his "link"?

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Tue Jan 17, 2012, 12:14 PM
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2. The soldier is dead and the page was scrubbed

I happen to have it.

His link was to the US Army Special Operations Command.Occupy: Guide to the Perplexed http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/120904
 
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Tue Jan 17, 2012, 12:16 PM
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3. But what was the link? He was a member?

How and when did he die?Union is my religion. Also: Spread the Word to End the Word: http://www.r-word.org/
 
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Tue Jan 17, 2012, 12:19 PM
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4. How he died, in action

where, I have my suspicions, but I could not tell you for sure, the DoD will confirm that when pigs fly, and it would put at risk an ongoing operation. You understand that. But we have, just form the open source material and doing a lot of reading between the lines, a good idea.

Which reminds me. Any of you are in the armed forces, lose lips sink ships. Truly, there is quite a bit we are NOT going to publish either. Occupy: Guide to the Perplexed http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/120904
 
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Tue Jan 17, 2012, 12:22 PM
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6. Did you call the family?

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Tue Jan 17, 2012, 12:28 PM
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9. Friends of his did

I got a non denial denial from his command.

He is being buried this week. Occupy: Guide to the Perplexed http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/120904
 
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Tue Jan 17, 2012, 12:52 PM
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17. Post the denial, please.

And the name of the officer you spoke with, thank you."The result of ubiquitous paranoia is not disbelief. It is credulity." -- Sarah Kendzior
 
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Tue Jan 17, 2012, 12:59 PM
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20. No... that is info that I will not release here

not on an open forum. Occupy: Guide to the Perplexed http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/120904
 
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Tue Jan 17, 2012, 01:13 PM
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30. Then I call bullshit, sorry.

If you called a base and identified yourself as press, you spoke with a trained information officer who gave you a quote you can use."The result of ubiquitous paranoia is not disbelief. It is credulity." -- Sarah Kendzior
 
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Tue Jan 17, 2012, 01:17 PM
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34. Yes I did... you are correct, one that took 36 hours to get back

I both called and emailed the base.

But you are free to call this bullshit. I know that how this came out we were going WTF ourselves... due to the actual rank violation of OpSec...

But in twenty years or when pigs fly and this finally comes out... remember you read it here first.

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Tue Jan 17, 2012, 01:18 PM
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35. Then you can post that email.

"The result of ubiquitous paranoia is not disbelief. It is credulity." -- Sarah Kendzior
 
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Tue Jan 17, 2012, 01:23 PM
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39. It is out of respect to the family I will not

You understand that?

I hope you do. Occupy: Guide to the Perplexed http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/120904
 
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40. Respect to the family of the information officer?

That makes no sense.

If you, as a member of the press, emailed someone at a base and they got back to you, you can disclose it.

You can redact some information if you feel it somehow besmirches the fallen soldier.

You can at a minimum give the name of the information officer you called and emailed. "The result of ubiquitous paranoia is not disbelief. It is credulity." -- Sarah Kendzior
 
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Tue Jan 17, 2012, 01:29 PM
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41. Sure you can have the PAO

SFC Michael R. Noggle
U.S. Army Special Operations Command Public Affairs
Work: 910-432-4587
BB: 910-922-1510
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Tue Jan 17, 2012, 01:31 PM
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42. Good start. Now the email, please.

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Tue Jan 17, 2012, 02:39 PM
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49. No, you are free to believe or not whatever you want

have a good day. Occupy: Guide to the Perplexed http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/120904
 
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Tue Jan 17, 2012, 02:02 PM
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47. I'm really not sure what kind of point you are trying to make.

In one post you say, you won't post the info because it violates OPSEC, something that you as a citizen are not obliged to uphold and in another you say you are protecting a dead soldier's family. I think you think you are some cyber Mata Hari, I haven't seen anything that you can back up.
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Tue Jan 17, 2012, 02:40 PM
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50. Ok there are things about this story that you will NOT get

it will put lives at risk and sources at risk, You understand that? It has nothing to do with mata hari.

No, the NYP does not print all there is to any story EITHER.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002179652#post2

A SOCOM "soldier"

based in San Diego where all the SAILORS are based

revealed his AO prior ot deploying

SOCOM confirms he was killed in action

as opposed to the usual "training accident"

but still issues a non-denial denial

and Nads knows

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63. His wife posted on his Facebook count that he had died, but would not respond to media request for c

Only contact available was through the Occupy Page and family later posted that they would be returning all emails unread. 
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Re: Nadin Knows Forces that are ... "Special"
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2012, 02:48:20 PM »
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Re: Nadin Knows Forces that are ... "Special"
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2012, 02:54:23 PM »
Teh Stoopid...so strong...must resist...

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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2012, 02:58:24 PM »
Yeah, because NOBODY on Facebook is a bullshit artist....noooooooo.
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Re: Nadin Knows Forces that are ... "Special"
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2012, 03:02:49 PM »
Yeah, because NOBODY on Facebook is a bullshit artist....noooooooo.

Yeah, and we could solve America's obesity problem by just using the descriptions from FB and dating sites for the statistical base...

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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2012, 03:03:49 PM »
Yeah, and we could solve America's obesity problem by just using the descriptions from FB and dating sites for the statistical base...

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Of course our obesity problems would be solved.  You know how ****ing hard it is to eat with "duckface"?
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Re: Nadin Knows Forces that are ... "Special"
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2012, 03:26:32 PM »
Yeah, and we could solve America's obesity problem by just using the descriptions from FB and dating sites for the statistical base...

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Re: Nadin Knows Forces that are ... "Special"
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2012, 03:43:19 PM »
I read through that thread over at DU3, clicked some links and GOOGLEd up some names and acronyms. All that sooooper-secret stuff is in Wikipedia.
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Re: Nadin Knows Forces that are ... "Special"
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2012, 04:12:27 PM »
This guy identified himself as a former Army soldier in Oct of '11, and was marching in San Diego with Veterans for Peace on Dec 23rd, yet we are to believe that he somehow got himself back on active duty and deployed to Syria on Jan 2.  Smells like :bs: to me.  I think nadin is just trying to showcase her mad google skills again.

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Re: Nadin Knows Forces that are ... "Special"
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2012, 04:28:36 PM »
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97. Robb, this is how she does it...

extreme claims...smoke and mirrors...feigned knowledge of the unknowable...no actual facts...it is SOP.


Nutcase nadin got her whackjob ass handed to her on a meat platter in this thread, but most DUmbasses believe every line of googled up bullshit she posts.

That's why she's the 2011 DUmmy of the Year, and every other DUmmy on this thread, except for Sarah Imaboobi, is a lowly, faceless unterprimitiven.

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Re: Nadin Knows Forces that are ... "Special"
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2012, 04:58:46 PM »
Nadin says, "But in twenty years or when pigs fly and this finally comes out... remember you read it here first. "

Yep. The first time, the next time, the last time, the only time you will ever read it is on the DUmp. 
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Re: Nadin Knows Forces that are ... "Special"
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2012, 05:16:48 PM »
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"But in twenty years or when pigs fly and this finally comes out... remember you read it here first. "

In 24 business hours nadin and Liberty Belle are going to be more famous than Woodward and Bernstein, bank on it.

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Re: Nadin Knows Forces that are ... "Special"
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2012, 05:21:12 PM »
In 24 business hours nadin and Liberty Belle are going to be more famous than Woodward and Bernstein, bank on it.

Oh shit, I'm not going to live that long....can I at least buy a vowel?
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Re: Nadin Knows Forces that are ... "Special"
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2012, 05:44:27 PM »
This guy identified himself as a former Army soldier in Oct of '11, and was marching in San Diego with Veterans for Peace on Dec 23rd, yet we are to believe that he somehow got himself back on active duty and deployed to Syria on Jan 2.  Smells like :bs: to me.  I think nadin is just trying to showcase her mad google skills again.

Jesse MacBeth/Jimmy Massie redux?
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« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2012, 05:49:33 PM »
DUmmie definition of Covert Operations: Smuggling drugs through customs.
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« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2012, 06:10:34 PM »
Jesse MacBeth/Jimmy Massie redux?

The gang at This Ain't Hell gets some real winners in the Stolen Valor department, that's for sure.  Head over there to see the latest one--a kid claiming to be an 18-series Major who is living in Fresno.
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« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2012, 06:33:07 PM »
Oh shit, I'm not going to live that long....can I at least buy a vowel?

I think I need to revise my prediction to 24 business years.  I also predict that East County Magazine will someday be considered the nations online alternative website of record thanks to nadins tireless efforts.  :rofl:

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« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2012, 09:10:07 PM »
Funniest post in the whole thread:
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Oh and the story being strange... yup, it is.

I could write a John LaCarre style novel out of this. I might, I have the notes.

 
Can you imagine a novel by nutcase nadin?

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Compared with her as a reporter, the crawling alcoholic Pitt is Edward R. Murrow.

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Re: Nadin Knows Forces that are ... "Special"
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2012, 09:41:56 PM »
Syria or the border of Syria?   

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Re: Nadin Knows Forces that are ... "Special"
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2012, 09:43:47 PM »
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56. Yes I did

go ahead poke all the holes you want...

I will even offer you a target.

Personally man bytes dog stories are much easier to do. You can even call the vet and he will tell you, how many stitches were used. This one is not that easy... some of this... we cannot get any comment from official places, and at this point from family. There are reasons for that, very good reasons.

Now man bytes dog, sure.

By the way I expected the knives, that does not surprise me. And I can tell you this, while in the article I did not want to leap to the obvious conclusion, personally I know we have them there.

Translation for man "bytes" dog please.

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Re: Nadin Knows Forces that are ... "Special"
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« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2012, 09:49:29 PM »
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26. Here, a copy and paste from his FB page

Jay Polk
Last day in sd leave in the morning for syria love u guys at osd wish u all the best in everything yall do hope I see u guys again if not you all have my love goodbye guys and gals

It is gone...

No, we did not make this up...

As Tabatha said he could have been on his way to the border on the Jordanian side. But we have reason to believe that we either have or had teams on the ground. On background, and no, I will not tell you more, or I will expose a source, we were told what they were doing.

To be frank... OpSec was violated six ways to Sunday.

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Re: Nadin Knows Forces that are ... "Special"
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2012, 09:53:20 PM »
Translation for man "bytes" dog please.

That's one of her patented nadinims, like uggly and readying.

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Re: Nadin Knows Forces that are ... "Special"
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2012, 09:56:47 PM »
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Julie Mills added Occupy San Diego to her work.
January 10 at 8:38pm

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Her husband just dies, she is left with 4 kids to raise alone, yet she finds time to update her work section of facebook.   

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Re: Nadin Knows Forces that are ... "Special"
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2012, 08:46:54 AM »
Funniest post in the whole thread:
 
Can you imagine a novel by nutcase nadin?

Compared with her as a writer, mythsaje is Shakespeare.

Compared with her as a reporter, the crawling alcoholic Pitt is Edward R. Murrow.

I see it as kind of like "Finnegan's Wake" as transcribed by the Thousand Chimps In A Room stenographic service.
Go and tell the Spartans, O traveler passing by
That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

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