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Offline Airwolf

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For the women of CC
« on: May 02, 2008, 04:53:32 PM »
EXPRESSIONS FOR WOMEN ON HIGH STRESS DAYS

1. You - off my planet.

2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

5. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

6. Allow me to introduce my selves.

7. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

8. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

9. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.

10. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

11. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't
sleeping.

12. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

13. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

14. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

15. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?

16. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

17. Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done.

18. Earth is full. Go home.

19. Is it time for your medication or mine?

20. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

21. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
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Re: For the women of CC
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2008, 05:20:31 PM »
I often feel this way, "Well, this day was a total waste of makeup."   
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Re: For the women of CC
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2008, 06:51:12 PM »
12. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.  :cheersmate:
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Re: For the women of CC
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2008, 06:57:16 PM »
lol "20. How do I set a laser printer to stun?"
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Re: For the women of CC
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2008, 07:10:23 PM »
It's like you're inside my head! :-)

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Re: For the women of CC
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2008, 07:43:41 PM »
#22  I shaved my legs for this?
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Re: For the women of CC
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2008, 06:52:33 AM »
#23.  Get out of my sight at once...Get back here, I'm not done with you!

 :tongue: :rotf:
 
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Re: For the women of CC
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2008, 08:53:43 AM »
#24. If I wanted your opinion I'd tell it to you.

#25. Three tubes of Preparation H and you're still here?
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Re: For the women of CC
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2008, 09:26:46 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on May 03, 2008, 08:53:43 AM


#25. Three tubes of Preparation H and you're still here?
:fuelfire:

That is one to remember

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Re: For the women of CC
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2008, 12:51:33 AM »
Fabulous. My (mid-life) favorites, used far too often:

26. I'm having a bad hair life.

27. Call the asylum and find out if I'm missing.

28. Where did I put my memory?

29. I'm running out of estrogren and I have an uzi.
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