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Offline Gina

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Need a recipe
« on: November 01, 2011, 12:23:51 PM »
I know you old farts have it.

Give me an awesome hamburger meat,no bean, crock pot chili recipe.  I need it now  :popcorn:






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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2011, 02:07:59 PM »
In a blender put 1 pkg of dried California pods (type of chile/not hot), seeded, 2-3 cloves garlic, a red onion (diced or chopped) and enough water so it will blend into a slurry. Blend. Take the slurry and simmer in in the bottom of the pot you will be using with a couple of tsp of olive oil or lard until it releases the aromatics in the garlic.

Then add the meat, 2 tbs of Oregano (Mexican/ stronger than Italian), S&P and water to cover, let simmer for an hour or until it simmers down to the consistency you want.

Adjust as needed for the volume you want to make, IE: double it up (or more) for several lbs of meat.
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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2011, 02:11:26 PM »
You couldn't find a recipe you could use in one of the chili discussions here?  You might have to look for it... they're in between all the arguing. :rotf:
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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2011, 04:20:33 PM »
You couldn't find a recipe you could use in one of the chili discussions here?  You might have to look for it... they're in between all the arguing. :rotf:

She could, but mines REAL.     :-)
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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2011, 04:26:26 PM »
Whoa.

Wait a minute.

WTF is the problem with beans in chili????
















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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2011, 04:34:03 PM »
 I love chili threads.   O-)
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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2011, 04:43:31 PM »
She could, but mines REAL.     :-)
Yours is pretty close to mine.  I use chipotle peppers and adobo sauce instead of California pods.
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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2011, 05:06:24 PM »
No beans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are dead to me Gina.

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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2011, 07:30:22 AM »
I live by the Atkins diet, Dixie....don't leave me  :panic:


Ok, I just did 2lbs of ground beef, 2 pkgs of chili mix, 2 cans of diced tomatoes, hot sauce, onions and a can of tomato paste and turned on the slow cooker this morning. 

Wish me luck, I did it all on my own   :hyper:






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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2011, 08:11:13 AM »
I live by the Atkins diet, Dixie....don't leave me  :panic:


Ok, I just did 2lbs of ground beef, 2 pkgs of chili mix, 2 cans of diced tomatoes, hot sauce, onions and a can of tomato paste and turned on the slow cooker this morning. 

Wish me luck, I did it all on my own   :hyper:
Doesn't tomato paste have alot of sugar in it? :whistling: :-)
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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2011, 09:01:15 AM »
Doesn't tomato paste have alot of sugar in it? :whistling: :-)
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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2011, 09:37:07 AM »
Doesn't tomato paste have alot of sugar in it? :whistling: :-)

one can had 20 carbs, spread out over that whole big bowl of chili, it's fine.   Trust me, I counded everything up  :tongue:






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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2011, 12:24:12 PM »
Yours is pretty close to mine.  I use chipotle peppers and adobo sauce instead of California pods.

Well, I didn't want to light someone's ass on fire. I have made it the same as yours, WITH beans, no one but me would eat it.    :panic:



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2 pkgs of chili mix, 2 cans of diced tomatoes


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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2011, 12:25:03 PM »
I only use one or two peppers... just enough to make it 'warm'.
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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2011, 12:55:23 PM »



Bad, bad Gina.    :asssmack:

Ohhhh next time I will add 4  if that is what I get with just two  :naughty:






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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2011, 01:32:37 PM »
easiest chili ever
very hearty/chunky, not runny/soupy like they do it at those chili cook-offs ive seen on tv
1 Lb browned ground hamburger
1 can of black beans (strained)
1 can of red kidney beans (strained)
1 can of mild "chili beans" (strained)
1 can of green chilis
1 32oz jar of think and chinky salsa (mild or hot, you choose)
1 can of diced tomatoes / w chilies
2 tsp chili powder
1 tsp cumin
1 tsp garlic powder

throw it all in, heat it up, let it stew together for a bit (30 min)

i top my bowl off with crackers, sour cream, shredded cheddar cheese


might have to make batch tomorrow

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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2011, 01:49:45 PM »
Ohhhh next time I will add 4  if that is what I get with just two  :naughty:


Oh dear, the spankings will continue until moral improves.

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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2011, 01:51:22 PM »

Oh dear, the spankings will continue until moral improves.

 :hyper:

Easy tiger, don't need your pacemaker catching fire  :panic:






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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2011, 02:00:35 PM »
Easy tiger, don't need your pacemaker catching fire  :panic:

Too late.      :hot:










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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2011, 02:10:43 PM »
Too late.      :hot:










(alway wanted to use that one    :lmao:  )

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  GLAD I was the one you used it on






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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2011, 02:12:33 PM »
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  GLAD I was the one you used it on

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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2011, 02:21:23 PM »
easiest chili ever
very hearty/chunky, not runny/soupy like they do it at those chili cook-offs ive seen on tv
1 Lb browned ground hamburger
1 can of black beans (strained)
1 can of red kidney beans (strained)
1 can of mild "chili beans" (strained)
1 can of green chilis
1 32oz jar of think and chinky salsa (mild or hot, you choose)
1 can of diced tomatoes / w chilies
2 tsp chili powder
1 tsp cumin
1 tsp garlic powder

throw it all in, heat it up, let it stew together for a bit (30 min)

i top my bowl off with crackers, sour cream, shredded cheddar cheese


might have to make batch tomorrow


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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2011, 02:23:55 PM »
Question is, "Do you feel violated?"    :whistling:

No but I do feel validated  :hyper:






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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2011, 02:24:41 PM »
what??? no beans for you either IAssFartLots

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Re: Need a recipe
« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2011, 02:25:59 PM »
what??? no beans for you either IAssFartLots

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NO BEANS IN CHILI!

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