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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #25 on: October 29, 2011, 05:03:15 PM »
Iowa 21, Minnesota 10, fourth quarter
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #26 on: October 29, 2011, 05:11:26 PM »
Oklahoma 44, Kansas State 17, third quarter
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #27 on: October 29, 2011, 05:12:13 PM »
Iowa 21, Minnesota 16, fourth quarter
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #28 on: October 29, 2011, 05:14:20 PM »
Baylor 3, Oklahoma State 49, third quarter
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #29 on: October 29, 2011, 05:18:50 PM »
Illinois 7, an obscure state college in Pennsylvania 3, fourth quarter
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #30 on: October 29, 2011, 05:22:40 PM »
Oklahoma 51, Kansas State 17, fourth quarter
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #31 on: October 29, 2011, 05:27:23 PM »
Iowa 21, Minnesota 22, fourth quarter
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #32 on: October 29, 2011, 05:34:41 PM »
Oklahoma 58, Kansas State 17, fourth quarter
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #33 on: October 29, 2011, 05:39:50 PM »
Illinois 7, an obscure state college in Pennsylvania 9, fourth quarter
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #34 on: October 29, 2011, 05:43:43 PM »
Illinois 7, an obscure state college in Pennsylvania 10, fourth quarter, with a minute to go.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

<<has 18 cousins graduates of an obscure state college in Pennsylvania; am the only one of the cousins a graduate of the University of Nebraska.

Damn.

I was hoping to crow tonight.

But apparently not.
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #35 on: October 29, 2011, 05:44:26 PM »
Iowa 21, Minnesota 22, final
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #36 on: October 29, 2011, 05:45:42 PM »
Baylor 17, Oklahoma State 59, fourth quarter
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #37 on: October 29, 2011, 05:53:28 PM »
Illinois 10, an obscure state college in Pennsylvania 10, five seconds to go in game.
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #38 on: October 29, 2011, 05:54:38 PM »
Oklahoma 58, Kansas State 17, final

I dunno about anybody else, but it seems Oklahoma kind of stalled during the last quarter.
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #39 on: October 29, 2011, 05:57:05 PM »
Whoa.

Wait.

WHAT?

The guy in the cubicle watching the game on television and punching in the numbers must've been sipping on cocktails for a while.

Illinois 7, an obscure state college in Pennsylvania 10, final.

They need to do something about "quality control" when it comes to punching in numbers; like, no drinking or doping while on the job, and punching in the wrong numbers.
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #40 on: October 29, 2011, 06:00:40 PM »
Georgia 24, Florida 20, fourth quarter.

Colorado 0, Arizona State 14, and not even halfway through the first quarter.

Too bad for Colorado.  Boo-hoo.
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #41 on: October 29, 2011, 06:07:09 PM »
Kansas-Texas now underway.

Go Kansas, although it looks bleak.

Go Kansas, nonetheless.
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #42 on: October 29, 2011, 06:09:38 PM »
Baylor 24, Oklahoma State 59, final.

I forgot that one; apparently Baylor had a late touchdown.

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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #43 on: October 29, 2011, 06:11:05 PM »
Colorado 0, Arizona State 20, first quarter
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #44 on: October 29, 2011, 06:13:09 PM »
The guy in the cubicle in charge of punching in the numbers on the Georgia-Florida game must be out for the afternoon.  It's been 5:36 to go in the game since forever, and it's still Georgia 24, Florida 20.
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #45 on: October 29, 2011, 06:15:04 PM »
Kansas 0, Texas 7, first quarter

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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #46 on: October 29, 2011, 06:16:24 PM »
Iowa State-Texas Tech now underway.
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #47 on: October 29, 2011, 06:20:31 PM »
You know, they ought to set up cameras watching the work stations of the guys in the cubicles watching the games on television and punching in the numbers as they happen.

As the afternoon turns into evening, they get slower and slower about doing their jobs.

Hey, all they have to do is watch a game on television and punch in some numbers.

How hard is that?

One suspects they take the chance to have some naughty-naughty with a secretary or receptionist in their cubicle, and there might be some good porn-movie material in it.
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #48 on: October 29, 2011, 06:21:07 PM »
Iowa State 7, Texas Tech 0, first quarter
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Re: 10-29 college football live thread
« Reply #49 on: October 29, 2011, 06:24:18 PM »
Georgia 24, Florida 20, final.

Too bad for the home team.
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