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Re: primitives discuss a topic first discussed in the DUmpster
« Reply #50 on: June 05, 2011, 09:04:41 PM »
franksolich advised: It appears my fellow alum Skins told him to cut it out, to pay attention to all the other primitives, rather than to us.

Man, that's gotta burn his buns like a blowtorch.

One surely hopes so.

Whatshisname is one of those sorts of people who need slapping-down constantly, lest he forget his place, which is a rather low and base one.

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At DU, that is. He's always welcome to sign up over here and argue the benefits of Tidy Cat vs. pine sawdust.

Whatshisname's alleged himself to be a registered member here, and thus far there doesn't seem anything to contradict that.

But it's cool, it's copacetic, because thus far he doesn't seem to have broken any rules.
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Re: primitives discuss a topic first discussed in the DUmpster
« Reply #51 on: June 05, 2011, 09:09:07 PM »
I'm sure the administration here could narrow it down by taking a peek at the IP numbers and compiling a list of potential candidates. - even so - no rules broken = no reason to break out the banhammer.

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Re: primitives discuss a topic first discussed in the DUmpster
« Reply #52 on: June 05, 2011, 09:11:29 PM »
I'm sure the administration here could narrow it down by taking a peek at the IP numbers and compiling a list of potential candidates. - even so - no rules broken = no reason to break out the banhammer.

Oh, but actually it's easier than that, and I can do it too.

But there's no reason to bother.
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Re: primitives discuss a topic first discussed in the DUmpster
« Reply #53 on: June 05, 2011, 09:33:01 PM »
So he's accusing frank of not having a life while doing the exact same thing he's accusing frank of.

I suspect I have more of a life than whatshisname does--and I'll bet my time spent here is considerably less than the time whatshisname spends on Skins's island.

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They may not have a clue about irony but they sure are the perfect example of it.

Uh huh.

And perhaps whatshisname would do good to check the dictionary for the definition of "parody."

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And stinky, frank has lots of sycophants.....

Uh, I wouldn't go that far, madam.  I get yelled at a lot.
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Re: primitives discuss a topic first discussed in the DUmpster
« Reply #54 on: June 05, 2011, 10:41:47 PM »
One surely hopes so.

Whatshisname is one of those sorts of people who need slapping-down constantly, lest he forget his place, which is a rather low and base one.

Whatshisname's alleged himself to be a registered member here, and thus far there doesn't seem anything to contradict that.

But it's cool, it's copacetic, because thus far he doesn't seem to have broken any rules.

I'm imagining It reading that post and just grinding It's teeth in anger.
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Re: primitives discuss a topic first discussed in the DUmpster
« Reply #55 on: June 06, 2011, 07:19:41 AM »
I'm imagining It reading that post and just grinding It's teeth in anger.

Well, I wish my fellow alum would've waited at least another day, before calling whatshisname on the carpet.

I have a script here, I have it all planned out, all laid out, and the silencing of whatshisname interrupts the script.

I'm sure however the script will be resumed sometime in the future, but I'd just as soon it be now.
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Re: primitives discuss a topic first discussed in the DUmpster
« Reply #56 on: June 06, 2011, 08:55:20 AM »
Why DU women go for girly-men I'll never know. I've said it before but it's still true...if I wanted a ***** I'd be a lesbian.

I have to go, for most of the rest of today, but I surely hope that by the time I get back, whatshisname and franksolich are on speaking terms again, because I must complete the script.

Vaguely speaking, it's a lesson for the primitives.

It's about how decent and civilized people take a Great Misfortune and turn it into Good Fortune.

Primitives of course just take a Great Misfortune, and that's that.
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Re: primitives discuss a topic first discussed in the DUmpster
« Reply #57 on: June 06, 2011, 09:48:51 AM »
Well, it was stupid of him "talking" like that to us, on the DU board.  It's inappropriate use of their bandwidth, their real estate.  It looks drunk, it what it looks like. 

fWanker....that's grownup. 

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Re: primitives discuss a topic first discussed in the DUmpster
« Reply #58 on: June 06, 2011, 09:59:31 AM »
I have a script here, I have it all planned out, all laid out, and the silencing of whatshisname interrupts the script.

I'm sure however the script will be resumed sometime in the future, but I'd just as soon it be now.

Coach, if you know the script, read the script, and understand the script, anyone can do this.
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Re: primitives discuss a topic first discussed in the DUmpster
« Reply #59 on: June 06, 2011, 11:39:22 AM »
Oh my.
Just chasing the nameless one a minute ago.
Check that ad, just to the right.  :rotf:
Soooo, appropriate.

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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: primitives discuss a topic first discussed in the DUmpster
« Reply #60 on: June 06, 2011, 06:06:11 PM »
Wanker....that's grownup. 

Yeah, that's generally the best whatshisname can do, "fwank."

It's his only response to anything he dislikes, calling one a silly name.

Revolution here was once called a really disgusting name by a hyperliberal woman--one of these caring, compassionate superliberals--in response to a polite comment he had made to her on facebook; that was so low and mean, that I hope that woman and franksolich never meet, causing franksolich to not be a nice guy.

It was loathesome, disgusting.  It was really bad.

I would even call it Evil, in the supernatural sense, it transcending any semblence of humanity.

I was ****ing pissed.

But that's what superliberals do, when dealing with the "handicapped," and my whole life has been testament to it.  They never respond with wit or reasoning or an interesting story or reason; they respond only by calling us names, as if we aren't worth their intellectual effort, and should stay in our place.

No decent and civilized person--Republican, conservative, southern redneck, "fundie," little old lady, "racist" truck-driver, big capitalist, NASCAR fan, and whatever else sort of person the primitives don't like--has ever in my life (if it had happened, I would've remembered it) treated franksolich as less than a full person.

Superliberals, on the other hand, that's another story.

They perhaps might think, "Oh, but the worse we do is be condescending," but that's actually the best they do; the most-often they do is name-call. 

I was really ****ing pissed when I saw Revolution name-called like that.

Of course, what it is, is that ancient as-old-as-mankind shivering fear of people different from oneself.

My father, on my 13th birthday wrote me a letter (which he did every year; I still have all of them), illuminated me that only insecure people would dislike me; that people confident in their self-esteem and self-being would like me, or at worst, be indifferent to me, but they wouldn't dislike me.  Only insecure people would dislike me, fear me.

Well, that was a very long time ago, and it's held true.

In fact, I now use it as my guide to measure people; if someone doesn't like franksolich (or Revolution), then he has a big problem.

And so by his simple-minded name-calling, rather than a witty response or a counter-argument or something requiring intellectual effort to reply, whatshisname is revealing a bottomless pit of self-loathing.
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Re: primitives discuss a topic first discussed in the DUmpster
« Reply #61 on: June 06, 2011, 06:54:57 PM »
Coach, if you know the script, read the script, and understand the script, anyone can do this.

Okay, I just got done consulting with my spirit guide, TheHollywoodNeoCon, who was attending a soiree in Beverly Hills, chomping on a big cigar in his mouth, and a martini in hand.

"Well, yes, it's too bad," TheHollywoodNeoCon said, "your fellow alum Skins messing with the script by calling whatshisface on the carpet--now the script's interrupted, and once it resumes, it'll take a lot of back-tracking, retelling, to get it flowing again.

"But the script's in your head, and it's a good script, and it needs to come out, and so proceed with the script as if Skins hadn't mouth-clamped whatshisface.  Show the primitives how decent and civilized people take Bad Luck and turn it into Good Luck, while the primitives only take Bad Luck, period.

"The script needs to come out, because a new one's emerging, and there needs to be room in your head for that one."

After which my spirit guide, getting bored with franksolich, turned his attentions to some Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer chick.

So the script's coming; it's 100 degrees out here in the Sandhills, and I'm just a tad bit sluggish.
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Re: primitives discuss a topic first discussed in the DUmpster
« Reply #62 on: June 06, 2011, 07:48:33 PM »
Okay, now the whole story, which was fully and maliciously intended to titillate whatshisname and all the other primitives.  Prior to this, I had just told the front part of the story, so as to elicit a reaction from Skins's island.....but since a reaction's no longer possible, my fellow alum Skins having clamped down, I might as well proceed with the rest of the story.

Upthread somewhere here is about how with staying with friends in South Dakota, a certain photograph was snapped, and circulated on the internet, showing franksolich in all his glory.

Yes, there is a photograph of a nude franksolich freely available, and I'm sure that at this moment the primitives are scurrying around internet porn sites, looking for it.

If a primitive finds it, he is utterly free to post it--although I'm saying this with the foreknowledge that a primitive has a snowball's chance in Hell of finding the photograph and connecting it with franksolich.

delilahmused is the only person on the internet who could possibly connect the two, as after it happened, I was so bent-out-of-shape I took my sorrows to the chat-room of Scamdy (this was in early 2007, about the time Scamdy was wrapping up itself).  delilahmused has seen the picture, and knows it is of franksolich.

Scamdy no longer exists, but delilahmused, as with franksolich and all other members of Scamdy, left and right, is still felt bound by the omerta of Scamdy; there are just some things we don't tell other people.

The bad luck part of it is that I had been snapped, laying in bed, reading a book, and that the person who took the photograph, who was drunk at the time, some days later posted it on the internet, when he was drunk again.  It was his wife, distressed, who alerted me to that the photograph was out there.

Upon seeing it, I summoned the neighbor, a farmer in his 30s, happily married and with four children, like franksolich straight.

"Well, at least it's only soft porn," he said.

"I have no desire, no desire at all, to be an internet porn star," I said.

He examined it closer.  "Off-center, bad lighting, but you've got a really good ass."






After I calmed down, he pointed out there was no way anyone could possibly connect the photograph with franksolich, or my real name, or what primitives imagine my real name is.

"But what about people who know me here, in real life, what if they come across the picture?"

He agreed that, alas, the hair betrayed it was franksolich--it's rather good hair, although the only thing I do is use soap-and-water with it--but then asked, "Who do you know in real life, would be running around internet porn sites?  I think you're safe."

Right.

Over time, bad feelings between the photographer and franksolich were eased, and I worried about it less and less.

Over the same time, something else dawned on me.

Primitives are probably enthusiastic cruisers of porn sites on the internet, and undoubtedly the past four years, hundreds, if not thousands, of primitives have seen this photograph--but to them, they have no idea who he is.

franksolich is a nice guy, one of the nicest guys one can ever hope to meet, but franksolich is also human, and gets a certain malicious glee out of the fact that there are probably three or five or six or more gay primitives who now have that picture in their private collections and take it out once in a while to longingly gaze at it, utterly and wholly unaware they are admiring, and yearning for, franksolich's ass.
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Re: primitives discuss a topic first discussed in the DUmpster
« Reply #63 on: June 06, 2011, 07:55:19 PM »
I'm beginning to think the smelly buffoon is Mr. Franksolich's personal nymphomanic.
Seems Mr. Franksolich gets in the buffoons shorts at no expense whatsoever.
On a regular basis.
If Mr. Franksolich was a smoker, he'd be a two pack a day sort of guy.
I'd also be willing to wager that when the smelly buffoon cracks a fart, it doesn't make a sound.
I certainly hope Mr. Franksolich is double bagging during these brief encounters.

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Re: primitives discuss a topic first discussed in the DUmpster
« Reply #64 on: June 06, 2011, 08:02:31 PM »
If Mr. Franksolich was a smoker, he'd be a two pack a day sort of guy.

Before I forget, BG gets a H5 just for an honorable mention in the smelly-ones tantrum.

Unfortunately I am, and it's costing me a fortune.

And did you also notice, sir, that whatshisname treats our aesthetic and high-esteemed colleague Ballygirl with more wit and intellectual effort, than he treats franksolich?

I think it's because whatshisname has a sweaty morbid fear of deaf people.
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Re: primitives discuss a topic first discussed in the DUmpster
« Reply #65 on: June 06, 2011, 08:07:42 PM »
I think it's because whatshisname has a sweaty morbid fear of deaf people.
Nah, he's just scared of girls. :whatever:
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« Reply #66 on: June 06, 2011, 08:09:55 PM »
Nah, he's just scared of girls. :whatever:

Well, and if it's not fear, it's prejudice.

We're really good on picking things like this up.

Whathisname puts some wit and effort into his denigrations of other members here, but franksolich, he only name-calls.

That tells me whatshisname is prejudiced against deaf people.
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« Reply #67 on: June 06, 2011, 08:13:11 PM »
By the way, folks, lurking primitives are eating up this thread like, again, marijuana-laced brownies.

So if anyone has anything to say to the primitives, on any issue, this thread's a good place to say it.

It must be a bitch, though, the primitives unable to respond.

Too bad.
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Re: primitives discuss a topic first discussed in the DUmpster
« Reply #68 on: June 06, 2011, 08:17:46 PM »
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« Reply #69 on: June 06, 2011, 08:18:20 PM »
Oh, cool.
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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: primitives discuss a topic first discussed in the DUmpster
« Reply #70 on: June 06, 2011, 08:24:48 PM »
Before I forget, BG gets a H5 just for an honorable mention in the smelly-ones tantrum.

I think he has a crush on me.
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« Reply #71 on: June 06, 2011, 08:25:19 PM »
Nah, he's got the hots for the cigarette girl. When the demand for blank speech bubbles wanes, I'm sure he draws suggestive cartoons of her on the backs of excess copies of important junk mail produced by the Mission Control Junk Mail Company. Given Rob's severely limited artistic ability, they probably look more like caricatures of Olive Oyl.

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« Reply #72 on: June 06, 2011, 08:51:56 PM »
I think he has a crush on me.
You poor thing.
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« Reply #73 on: June 06, 2011, 08:56:29 PM »
I think he has a crush on me.
Tell him it's not a cigarette, it's a middle finger.

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Re: primitives discuss a topic first discussed in the DUmpster
« Reply #74 on: June 06, 2011, 10:06:24 PM »
It's late, it's hot, and I'm tired.

But before going to sleep, I decided to consult my spirit guide TheHollywoodNeoCon, to get his take on the script.  I found him in Dore Schary's office in Los Angeles, a cigar in his mouth and a martini with three olives in his hand.

"Actually, kid," my spirit guide said, "you've got a long ways to go yet with developing a script, but you've got some talent there.

"You're getting the primitives all vexed and fit to be tied because they really want to see one of their worst enemies naked, even if only a rear shot.

"There probably isn't a gay primitive anymore, who can look at dirty pictures with as much pleasure as he used to, given that they're now aware it might be franksolich they're getting all excited over."

Then, bored with me, TheHollywoodNeoCon, my spirit guide, turned and resumed talking to Dore Schary again.
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