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.....but does he possibly have a case here?

Damage would have to be done, to make a case.

The integrity of myself in real life has not been damaged; just a screen-name that I use.

Even during the height of the Scamdal nearly six years ago, when my real name, real address, and real telephone number (I had a telephone at the time, for taking messages, but later tossed it) were posted on Skins's island, no damage happened.

Of course, my fellow alum Skins yanked that in something less than two minutes, so damage to my real person could have happened (but obviously did not), if it had been there longer.

It had been suggested by some primitives that I be "bothered" by a flood of junk mail, and that did happen, lots and lots of junk mail, but for some reason they were usually from book clubs.  Making lemonade out of lemons, on some of them, I just ordered the four books for a buck, and then during the year bought four more at regular prices, but there wasn't anything done that would be considered "damage."

Then a couple of primitives, posing as representatives for Michael Moore, unable to reach me by telephone, called random people in the town they mistakenly thought I lived; now, that was a really weird experience, but no damage was done me.

Fat Che, the Bostonian Drunkard, the sensitive lad the piano-playing primitive, Doug's stupid ex-wife, and some short little shrimp from the Mike Malloy board posted threats of coming out to the vast Sandhills of Nebraska to "play baseball" with me, but these of course were primitives, all talk no action. 

What came out of that was that people in town, and neighbors and acquaintances, when cleaning out their basements or attics or garages, or going to garage sales, brought over old baseball bats.  I ended up with something like 58 of them (this was a while back, and I think that's what it was), these baseball bats.  This was just before I moved out here in the country, and was at a place that had a fireplace.  I didn't have to collect any wood for that fireplace.

So no damage to myself done there.

That backfired on them, because these were threats, and reported to the proper law-enforcement, which obtained, and showed me, photographs of the suspects.  That's how come I know exactly what Fat Che looked like, his belly hanging down and in front as if an apron.  (Fat Che, who was no spring chicken then, has aged and gained considerably since then).
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Wow, Frank.  I didn't know that!  Violent thugs, the lot of them.

At any rate,

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Jeez Frank. You've had more contact with the primitives than I ever could stand. Personal contact...

I now understand what you speak when you speak of "intimate contact" with the Primitives.  :censored:

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Jeez Frank. You've had more contact with the primitives than I ever could stand. Personal contact...

I now understand what you speak when you speak of "intimate contact" with the Primitives.  :censored:

There was other crap that happened too; this was May 2005-January 2006, when it finally stopped.

A primitive contacted the football coach at the University of Ohio, about my screen-name, hoping to cause me some trouble.  (I always knew what the primitives were doing, because they blabbed about their plans.)

Since I had never alleged to actually be this person, and had never impersonated this person, no trouble.

Why I have the screen-name "franksolich" is just a random by-chance thing.

When I came back from the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants in the mid-1990s, I was immediately attracted to the internet.  Being new to the whole deal, I wanted to use my real name as my screen-name, but it was already taken.  In my absence, my best friend had swiped it, for his own purposes.

I wanted a screen-name suggestive of solidity, integrity, endurance, principle; a George Bush sort of screen-name, and nothing exceptional was occurring to me.

Then I happened to notice a name in the sports section of the Omaha World-Herald, the name of a then-obscure assistant football coach at the University of Nebraska.  The name was perfect, suggestive of solidity, integrity, endurance, principle, as good a name as George Bush (who was then a little-known governor down south).

And subsequent events proved I had chosen wisely; the name of a man who in real life was, and is, a remarkable man of Integrity, Principle, and Solidity.
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Fat Che, the Bostonian Drunkard, the sensitive lad the piano-playing primitive, Doug's stupid ex-wife, and some short little shrimp from the Mike Malloy board posted threats of coming out to the vast Sandhills of Nebraska to "play baseball" with me, but these of course were primitives, all talk no action. 

Coach, you omitted the most hilarious episode of the Scamdal, which was intended to be the most chilling. That would be the solemn oath by the drunken Pitt to scrape you from his bootheel and feed you to his cat. Since he mentioned having a "bootheel", I guess that means he would be wearing his Midnight Cowboy costume, to blend in with the locals in the Sandhills. Thank goodness, he never got around to carrying out that threat. I think you're in the clear now, since his attention has shifted to the hated hobo, and, at any rate, he's descended to a laughingstock at the DUmp.

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Coach, you omitted the most hilarious episode of the Scamdal, which was intended to be the most chilling. That would be the solemn oath by the drunken Pitt to scrape you from his bootheel and feed you to his cat. Since he mentioned having a "bootheel", I guess that means he would be wearing his Midnight Cowboy costume, to blend in with the locals in the Sandhills. Thank goodness, he never got around to carrying out that threat. I think you're in the clear now, since his attention has shifted to the hated hobo, and, at any rate, he's descended to a laughingstock at the DUmp.

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The cork is out of the bottle, and I am putting a few people on notice. You know who you are, you know what you did, and a good man has gone down in no small part because of you.

Throwing sand into the gears of the PayPal donations blew Andy off the surgery rotation, casusing him to have to wait a lot longer for his operation.

Spewing the claim time and again that the whole sickness was a fraud, very publicly and on as many blogs and boards as you could find, robbed Andy of the hope and will he needed to overcome this thing.

I think you ****ers should be forced to dig his grave. I think you should be buried with him.

I kept my mouth shut about you these last weeks because every time I said something about you or to you, you got a stiffy from the attention and ramped up your viciousness again. That's over with now.

I am going to make you famous in all the worst kinds of ways. I know your names, I know your addresses, I know your IP numbers, I have screen shots and copies of every vile statement and threat you ever made. I know everything I need to know. Get ready for the ram.

You are graveyard rats. I am going to grind you under my bootheel, scrape you off with a blade, and feed you to my cat.

One note to my fellow DUers: Leave off attacking the mods and admins at that "other" site. They were as disgusted by this as we were, but were hamstrung by the rules of their board which they take as seriously as the admins and mods here. They allowed me to post the documentary evidence over there, in no small part because they wanted the ugliness to stop. You may disagree with them, but they are good people.

They are not the ones who are on my list of things to do. Those on the list know who they are. Bad days are ahead for them. I promise.

We mourn for the next few days. We sing the songs of our friend.

And then we work.

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For the record
   
I was not threatening anyone physically in my previous posts.

The concept of writing in salt actually comes from the book Dune. "Mektub al mellah, you carve words in my flesh and write there in salt!" It felt appropriate at the time, but obviously could be construed as an actual physical threat of violence. It wasn't.

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Oh no...suuuuuure it wasn't, Che... :whatever:

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Wee Willy is such a mouthy little bitch.

Yup. But drunk Internet tough-guys are so fun to watch though. I'm waiting for the next bobbo callout.
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.....and, at any rate, he's descended to a laughingstock at the DUmp.

Of course, perceptive people even at the time laughed at the Bostonian Drunkard.

I forget what my public response was to this--the Scamdal was so intense, and so long ago--other than a vague recollection of sheer sarcasm, and that one of the bona fide then-members of democraticunderground, also involved with us in Scamdy, did me about ten times better, in really good sarcasm, a masterpiece.

Law enforcement out here ROTFLMAO when they read that, and other primitive comments.

But even more hilarious was the threat of Fat Che to gather together all the changed-sex primitives, the gay primitives, the butch primitives, the fairy primitives, the deformed primitives, the purposely-ugly primitives (such as the subway cat), the monstrous primitives, and to have them all come out here to disrupt a 4th of July parade (posted about a week before this Bostonian Drunkard's drivel).....in a small town about 60 miles away from where franksolich then lived, but where Fat Che's "investigation" showed I lived.

Fat Che, like the blubberroid cross-eyed Iowa primitive on Pitcairn Island, was a great "investigator."

At the moment, as mentioned elsewhere on conservativecave a few days ago, all that's going on is that there's a law-enforcement alert to check into any Italianate-looking strangers coming into the area, based upon some comments made by the sparkling husband primitive on Skins's island.  Those comments were NOT threats of physical violence, but as we all know, the left is notorious for spontaneous out-of-thin-air violence, sometimes even including homocide.
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I believe that may be a first. I cannot recall coach using a cutesy innertube device like that before. lol

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Oh no...suuuuuure it wasn't, Che... :whatever:

Fat Che's somebody else, not the Bostonian Drunkard.

Fat Che was finally mausoleumed--this was a long time ago--by my fellow alum Skins.
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I believe that may be a first. I cannot recall coach using a cutesy innertube device like that before. lol

It's also going to be a one-time phenomenon, because I really detest those stupid acronyms.

But in real life, that was a reaction of a county sheriff.
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It's also going to be a one-time phenomenon, because I really detest those stupid acronyms.

But in real life, that was a reaction of a county sheriff.

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