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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2011, 08:36:07 PM »
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2011, 08:42:47 PM »
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2011, 10:31:18 PM »
Nadafreakingout is a new-cleaar phizzzisit.
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #28 on: March 16, 2011, 03:23:50 AM »
Quote from: Skul on March 15, 2011, 10:31:18 PM
Nadafreakingout is a new-cleaar phizzzisit.
RUUNNNN!



Climatologist, geologist, chemist, paleontologist, pharmacist, historian, Roto Rooterist, etc, etc, etc!

You name it, I'll bet she has a degree in it! just ask her, she'll tell ya!

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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #29 on: March 16, 2011, 03:53:02 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 15, 2011, 07:09:56 PM
What about the dolphins? And...oh, my god...the whales! The whales! Dear God, no! Not the whales!

You people are sick...SICK I tell you!

...I wanna be just like you when I get growed up...be afraid...

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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #30 on: March 16, 2011, 05:04:04 AM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on March 15, 2011, 04:40:18 PM
Everything about her is awful, but:

She's trying to buy the reservoir???

With all her new threads that the DUmors are getting increasingly sick of, she may well be trying to buy the farm. Who knows. She never has a shortage os SUPER SMART threads1!!111!
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #31 on: March 16, 2011, 06:17:41 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on March 16, 2011, 03:23:50 AM


I never used the word "scrunt" before. I'm kinda gettin' used to it.
Nice one! I still prefer C U Next Tuesday.
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #32 on: March 16, 2011, 06:21:31 AM »
 :lmao: Hi-5.

I thought women absolutely detested that particular word though. I just go by what my old man has always taught me. Avoid the word at all costs. Some women just deserve to be described as such, I guess. Nadin would qualify.
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #33 on: March 16, 2011, 07:26:48 AM »
Rev, I've been called a f***ing c*** before, and the shock value of that wears off.  It's like, "that's the best you got?"

Now, you want to know what REALLY got me.....I was throwing some conniption fit or other, using my arms in doing so.  Husband says, "You know you look like Nancy Pelosi."  Stopped me dead in my tracks and shut me up but good.   :p  Asshole.   :lmao:  You won't catch me doing that again. 
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #34 on: March 16, 2011, 09:19:40 AM »
OUCH! That was quite rude. That's like a "compound ****" insult...

I'm sorry you had to go through that, Karin. :p
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #35 on: March 16, 2011, 09:25:09 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on March 16, 2011, 06:17:41 AM
Nice one! I still prefer C U Next Tuesday.

A group of us play bar trivia every few weeks, and there is always a team named that.  I had to explain that it was an acronym to a couple of our team members. :thatsright:
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #36 on: March 16, 2011, 09:46:16 AM »
Quote from: Karin on March 16, 2011, 07:26:48 AM
Rev, I've been called a f***ing c*** before, and the shock value of that wears off.  It's like, "that's the best you got?"

Now, you want to know what REALLY got me.....I was throwing some conniption fit or other, using my arms in doing so.  Husband says, "You know you look like Nancy Pelosi."  Stopped me dead in my tracks and shut me up but good.   :p  Asshole.   :lmao:  You won't catch me doing that again. 

Ouch!  But look at it this way--he could have said that "You look like Rachel Maddow." :tongue: :fuelfire: :bolt:
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #37 on: March 16, 2011, 09:55:43 AM »
I think a convo between Nadine and BoBo would be pretty funny!!! :rotf:
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #38 on: March 16, 2011, 02:10:34 PM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on March 16, 2011, 06:17:41 AM
Nice one! I still prefer C U Next Tuesday.

Why April, I'm aghast, aghast I tell ya! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Quote from: Karin on March 16, 2011, 07:26:48 AM
Rev, I've been called a f***ing c*** before, and the shock value of that wears off.  It's like, "that's the best you got?"

Now, you want to know what REALLY got me.....I was throwing some conniption fit or other, using my arms in doing so.  Husband says, "You know you look like Nancy Pelosi."  Stopped me dead in my tracks and shut me up but good.   :p  Asshole.   :lmao:  You won't catch me doing that again. 

Yeah, it don't work with "Toots" any more either. I just tell her she's turnin' into a ****in' DemoncRat. Then she usually throws somethin'!
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #39 on: March 16, 2011, 04:31:10 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 15, 2011, 07:09:56 PM
What about the dolphins? And...oh, my god...the whales! The whales! Dear God, no! Not the whales!

Negative on that one; I checked the kitchen, and my wife is still alive and kicking in there. :whistling:


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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #40 on: March 16, 2011, 04:52:25 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on March 16, 2011, 04:31:10 PM
Negative on that one; I checked the kitchen, and my wife is still alive and kicking in there. :whistling:




She must not be followin' the conversation, is she? Either that or you're tryin' out for a stunt man in the next Die Hard flick!
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #41 on: March 16, 2011, 05:24:22 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on March 16, 2011, 04:52:25 PM
She must not be followin' the conversation, is she? Either that or you're tryin' out for a stunt man in the next Die Hard flick!

Would that be the newest one, Die Hardest?  :-)
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #42 on: March 16, 2011, 05:26:14 PM »
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Would that be the newest one, Die Hardest?  :-)

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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #43 on: March 16, 2011, 07:09:53 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on March 16, 2011, 04:31:10 PM
Negative on that one; I checked the kitchen, and my wife is still alive and kicking in there. :whistling:




OH.  MY.  GOD.

Did you just call your wife a whale?
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #44 on: March 16, 2011, 07:23:34 PM »
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Would that be the newest one, Die Hardest?  :-)

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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #45 on: March 16, 2011, 08:17:25 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on March 16, 2011, 02:10:34 PM
Why April, I'm aghast, aghast I tell ya! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Yeah, it don't work with "Toots" any more either. I just tell her she's turnin' into a ****in' DemoncRat. Then she usually throws somethin'!
DH knows better than to call me that since he got me the 9mm for my birthday. :-)
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #46 on: March 16, 2011, 08:27:47 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on March 16, 2011, 07:09:53 PM
OH.  MY.  GOD.

Did you just call your wife a whale?

She isn't a whale, but yes, I did.  :-)  She reads through the comments on here, and I knew she hit that one when she tried to nail me with a glass of water.

If she keeps this up, I'm going to see about reducing her krill ration.  :popcorn:
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #47 on: March 16, 2011, 08:30:30 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on March 16, 2011, 08:27:47 PM
She isn't a whale, but yes, I did.  :-)  She reads through the comments on here, and I knew she hit that one when she tried to nail me with a glass of water.

If she keeps this up, I'm going to see about reducing her krill ration.  :popcorn:

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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #48 on: March 16, 2011, 10:55:30 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on March 16, 2011, 08:27:47 PM
She isn't a whale, but yes, I did.  :-)  She reads through the comments on here, and I knew she hit that one when she tried to nail me with a glass of water.

If she keeps this up, I'm going to see about reducing her krill ration.  :popcorn:

I was about to say...

I'd be calling her up immediately to rat you out if I had her number.  :rotf:
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #49 on: March 17, 2011, 08:40:07 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on March 16, 2011, 08:27:47 PM
She isn't a whale, but yes, I did.  :-)  She reads through the comments on here, and I knew she hit that one when she tried to nail me with a glass of water.

If she keeps this up, I'm going to see about reducing her krill ration.  :popcorn:

In AprilRazz' line of thought, my wife has told me more than once, "I know where you guns are, I know where your ammunition is, and I know how to load your guns.  Be careful."

I would never refer to my wife like that.  For one, she weighs less now than when we married.  It has me slightly worried, as she doesn't know why she's losing weight (her activity and eating levels haven't changed).  I've told her more than once to make an appointment with her doctor. :banghead:
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