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In this thread, the condescending know-it-all DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski takes time out from predicting bloody civil insurrections to lecture the DUmp on her preparations for what she hopes will be a trans-Pacific nuclear holocaust. As a bonus, she introduces the DUmmies to a new Word of the Week.  I'll bet DUmmy nadin was a barrel of laughs during the countdown to Y2K.
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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-15-11 02:52 PM
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So now that they have told us 
Primary Containment might have been breached (In POI language that means it has... you has to tell the truth creatively)... we are told that there is absolutely no danger to the West Coast and the US Mainland. Has anyone told these rubes we are not rubes and can check a ****ING JET STREAM? This is global.

Today geting canned veggies, for a month and yes, dry milk. The leading edge will not get here for eight days.


Oh and yes I forgot water.

That is all I can do...
 
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Please, know-it-all nadin, tell us how much water to stockpile!
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hlthe2b  (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-15-11 02:55 PM
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1. How much water are you stockpiling? (curious)

 
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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-15-11 02:58 PM
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2. I think for two weeks... there is a limit 
but my tap water comes from a reservoir... I am starting to buy it today.


But, know-it-all nadin, won't rain wash that radioactive dust out of the atmosphere?
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originalpckelly  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-15-11 03:01 PM
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3. If it does come close to America, they might try cloud seeding to get it to precipitate out over...
the Pacific.

Just anything we can do to keep it from coming to America!


But...oh, no! The millions of square miles of Pacific Ocean will be poisoned!
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snappyturtle  (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-15-11 03:10 PM
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4. What will it do to the ocean?

 
But won't the dust runoff into the ocean anyway, know-it-all nadin? 
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DJ13  (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-15-11 03:15 PM
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5. Wouldnt it end up there eventually from runoff?

 
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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-15-11 03:34 PM
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8. Yeah it will end up there anyway 
The amounts we will get here should be minimal, but... 

 

Uh oh. DUmmy Sirveri hints at know-it-all nadin's abject ignorance. The radioactivity will be gaseous?  No dust to wash out of the atmosphere? Stupid nadin!
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Sirveri  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-15-11 03:42 PM
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11. iodine is a gas and won't precipitate. However it also only has a half of 8 days.
So half of it will be gone by the time it reaches us. 40 days and it's down to 1/32 of original strength. 80 days and it's pretty much gone at 1/1024 original level.
   


Know-it-all DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhzhski bobs and weaves, but the stupid stick landed a hard blow to her arrogant noggin:
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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-15-11 03:50 PM
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14. And cows concentrate it through mammary glands 
They are REALLY EFFICIENT about that.
You know that, I know that. Why I said a month at most


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hlthe2b  (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-15-11 04:13 PM
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18. Milk (dairy) has traditionally been the source of concern....
I wonder how much risk would be associated with drinking water.... I really hadn't thought this aspect through, but it seems relatively low risk.
 
 
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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-15-11 04:15 PM
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20. Time\Distance it is very low 
Unfortunately I had to make this something I thought off more or less regularly for ten years.

Yes thanks to the plant up the road we had to consider that.
 
 

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The Backlash Cometh  (1000+ posts)     Tue Mar-15-11 03:28 PM
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6. And you're stockpiling because you want to stay indoors to
avoid fallout? 
   

And now Dummy nadinbrzhzhzhzhski presents her new word of the week. How many times do you expect to hear this one:
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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-15-11 03:32 PM
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7. no, to avoid parenteral contamination 
the radioactive iodine goes through cow and comes out in the milk... when you drink the milk it goes inside of you.

Vegies can be cleaned up but it is just safer to eat canned for a while
My water comes from a reservoir.

Chances are we will get MINIMUM amounts, not even worthy of staying or let alone handing out iodine... TIME\DISTANCE, but the radioactive iodine WILL concentrate in milk. Quite frankly it is just a damn precaution. 

Before DUmmy Sirveri landed his haymaker to her ego, DUmmy nadin hadn't a clue about radioactive iodine. Now she can't stop talking about it.

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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-15-11 04:14 PM
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19. This is NOT over yet 
when it is, we will be able to judge, we have jumped from L-4 to L-6 over night... and we may still reach L-7.

Hey we are only number three worst disaster now!

(They have surpassed TMI)

So to say that this is not worst that Chernobyl is a bit premature.

There is always hope that the tragedy will get worse.
 

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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2011, 04:12:25 PM »
I'm curious. Has anyone jockeyed so hard for DUmmie of the Year this early in the year before?
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2011, 04:14:26 PM »
OH NO....radioactive snow will kill the polar bears... horrors ....then we can get off nuclear and back on oil.

Just thought I'd throw that out there...
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2011, 04:20:34 PM »
OH NO....radioactive snow will kill the polar bears... horrors ....then we can get off nuclear and back on oil.

Just thought I'd throw that out there...

I thought the next Ice Age...Global Warming..Climate Change had already doomed the polar bears.
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2011, 04:23:48 PM »
Her grammar is awful!
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2011, 04:32:05 PM »


She must have been a real hoot during the Y2K scare.

One of the DUmmies going berserk thinking it was going to be the end of the world.  I wonder how much rice and beans she bought for that one.

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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2011, 04:36:32 PM »
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snappyturtle  (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-15-11 03:10 PM
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4. What will it do to the ocean?

We will get our seafood pre-cooked.
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2011, 04:39:50 PM »

She must have been a real hoot during the Y2K scare.

One of the DUmmies going berserk thinking it was going to be the end of the world.  I wonder how much rice and beans she bought for that one.



Evidently she bought enough that she has a supply laid in for this one.  :rotf:

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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2011, 04:40:18 PM »
Everything about her is awful, but:

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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-15-11 02:58 PM
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2. I think for two weeks... there is a limit 
but my tap water comes from a reservoir... I am starting to buy it today.

She's trying to buy the reservoir???

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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2011, 05:11:58 PM »
I have lots of liberal friends her in the People's Republic of Kalifornia you cannot help but have it be this way. One time we were talking about earthquake preparedness. I have a fully stocked RV that could go three weeks anytime. Our pantry could go double that. One of the super smarties told me that was ridiculous and in the same breath told me they would be coming over if disaster hit.  Then the conversation went on to how ell armed my compound is and that freeloading visitors would not be welcomed. I really offended them by not sharing my hard work, money, and common sense.  Thankfully they have never engaged me in conversation again. I do hope they did some preparations but I doubt it, they are hard core liberals.
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2011, 05:33:02 PM »

She must have been a real hoot during the Y2K scare.

One of the DUmmies going berserk thinking it was going to be the end of the world.  I wonder how much rice and beans she bought for that one.



Yeah, but I got a shitload of OT out of it.

Makes me wonder if she has an earthquake kit in her home or garage living in SoCal like she does.  You know, basic shit, like some candles, batteries, crank radio, dried foods, basic first aid items, stored in a box near the garage door or other point of easy access.  She's probably one of those stupid bints who is stocking up on Potassium Iodide as well.

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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2011, 05:34:07 PM »
This bitch is just now stockpiling?  Guess we are many steps ahead of her.  Should I even have my daughter outside playing?  We are close to the Pacific..... let me know Nadin, this is a matter of life and death.
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2011, 05:36:18 PM »
This bitch is just now stockpiling?  Guess we are many steps ahead of her.  Should I even have my daughter outside playing?  We are close to the Pacific..... let me know Nadin, this is a matter of life and death.

Like I told you earlier today...some people think big words and pretty colors turn bullshit into facts.
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« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2011, 06:02:42 PM »
Like I told you earlier today...some people think big words and pretty colors turn bullshit into facts.

You expect me to listen to you when I have the all-knowing Nadinletters on DU to inform me of things?











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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2011, 06:06:29 PM »
I'm curious. Has anyone jockeyed so hard for DUmmie of the Year this early in the year before?

Nope.

But it's going to be kind of hard for her to keep up this pace the next eight months, so that she's still remembered by the time nominations are taken.
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2011, 06:12:52 PM »
Nope.

But it's going to be kind of hard for her to keep up this pace the next eight months, so that she's still remembered by the time nominations are taken.

She'll get the granite slab before the years out. She's drawing too much attention to Skimmers Isle.
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2011, 06:35:22 PM »
OH NO....radioactive snow will kill the polar bears... horrors ....then we can get off nuclear and back on oil.

Just thought I'd throw that out there...

And the baby seals, don't forget the little cute baby seals.  DEAD ... all of them ... from radioactive fallout.   :popcorn:

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« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2011, 06:42:41 PM »
I'm curious. Has anyone jockeyed so hard for DUmmie of the Year this early in the year before?

You took the words right out of my mouth.  I want to go back and change my vote.  FRANK!!!  Can I change my vote for DOTY?  Can we make it retroactive?  Puhlease?

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« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2011, 06:45:24 PM »
I thought the next Ice Age...Global Warming..Climate Change had already doomed the polar bears.


Wait.  It should read Ice Age  Global Warming  Climate Chage  Global Climate Disruption!

We can't stay ahead of 'O'.  He's too fast for us.  He's already changed the terminology.  He didn't wait for Congress or the People.  He just did it.  He is that force.

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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2011, 07:05:36 PM »

Wait.  It should read Ice Age  Global Warming  Climate Chage  Global Climate Disruption!

We can't stay ahead of 'O'.  He's too fast for us.  He's already changed the terminology.  He didn't wait for Congress or the People.  He just did it.  He is that force.

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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2011, 07:09:56 PM »
And the baby seals, don't forget the little cute baby seals.  DEAD ... all of them ... from radioactive fallout. 
What about the dolphins? And...oh, my god...the whales! The whales! Dear God, no! Not the whales!

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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2011, 07:25:24 PM »
What about the dolphins? And...oh, my god...the whales! The whales! Dear God, no! Not the whales!

If I were a total moonbat, i would say the earthquake was caused by the Whales as a payback for all of the hunting by the Japanese fishermen. Karma is a bitch.
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« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2011, 08:18:32 PM »
What about the dolphins? And...oh, my god...the whales! The whales! Dear God, no! Not the whales!

Whoaaaa...... do you realize what we've finally acheived?!  We are NUKING THE WHALES!  Dude.  I think that is end game.  We've done it all now.

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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2011, 08:21:36 PM »
Whoaaaa...... do you realize what we've finally acheived?!  We are NUKING THE WHALES!  Dude.  I think that is end game.  We've done it all now.

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I hadn't even thought about that. We've crossed the Rubicon.
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Re: Condescending DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhski Lectures On Preparedness
« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2011, 08:24:57 PM »
And the baby seals, don't forget the little cute baby seals.  DEAD ... all of them ... from radioactive fallout.   :popcorn:

...but I can still skin 'em and make seat covers right ?