« Reply #50 on: February 02, 2011, 05:34:46 AM »
I was Christmas shopping at Target once. Out of curiosity, I picked up one those little hand-held vibrators that you rub around on your neck. (Really). I turned it on, and it was ****ING LOUD. It would NOT turn off. I did not know what to do. I set it down on the aluminum shelving, and that increased the racket TENFOLD. I placed it in the bin of like items, and that set them all bouncing up and down as well. I don't know how the story ended, because I got the hell out of the aisle, and pretended I had nothing to do with it.
Sorry for the threadjack....brought back memories.
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